" No to all non-ironic mustaches, or those on anyone but Sam Elliott, and Tom Selleck, and participants in sweet, sweet mustache contests. "
He needs the mustache for his image.
" It would be better if he could fill in his cheeks. Like have a full on man beard. A real proper one, as if he just lived in the forest for 5 years. "
This, I would approve of. Beards are dope. Mustaches, not so much.
" Heres who CAN have a mustace: Firemen, Police, Homosexuals, Hawaiians (don't ask why, but it seems to be popular with them). Who CAN'T: EVERYONE ELSE. "Man I never thought about this before but I have to agree with this man. This list is complete.
The hilarious thing about threads like these: the people that come in taking it seriously and act as if these are GiantBomb referendums on how the staff should behave. No, Jeff can do whatever the hell he wants as long as we get to judge him from the sidelines because judging the staff for dumb shit is pretty fun.
If Jeff keeps the moustache beyond The Big Live Live Show Live, I will burn Giant Bomb to the ground.