Hey, duders. I've reached an important crossroad in my life, and need some guidance.
I fell into a week long depression after coming to the sudden realization that I'm going to die alone, and emerged with a hefty amount of facial hair. So yesterday, when I decided to get rid of the sadness beard, I had the sudden urge to see how creepy I would look with a mustache. At first, the answer was extraordinarily creepy. Then it started to grow on me, literally and figuratively. I took a picture, posted it to Facebook, and got some positive reception. Now I'm thinking of keeping it.
I've got half an hour before I have to go to work. Half an hour before my coworkers see me, and I become mustache guy forever. Is this something that I want? Are mustaches without beards always creepy, or is it possible to pull off?