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#1 Posted by Walreese55 (570 posts) -

And I'm jonesing to get into a strip club. Anyone know about places 18 year olds can get into strip clubs in the NYC area?

#2 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19824 posts) -

That's the first thing you desired to do at 18? Well, here in Quebec alcohol, strip clubs and casinos are legal at 18 so the only thing I can suggest is to take a trip here.

#3 Posted by Hamst3r (4910 posts) -

The internet is for porn.

#4 Posted by Beforet (3007 posts) -

You should vote for more strip clubs.

#5 Posted by Cloudenvy (5874 posts) -

Living the good life, I see.

#6 Posted by JasonR86 (10043 posts) -

@brainboy77 said:

And I'm jonesing to get into a strip club. Anyone know about places 18 year olds can get into strip clubs in the NYC area?

They aren't as fun as you might think. It's like going to a theme park and not riding any of the rides.

#7 Posted by Demoskinos (16513 posts) -
@JasonR86 Pretty much my take on the whole thing.
#8 Posted by _Chad (999 posts) -

Don't touch the girls.

#9 Edited by thedj93 (1260 posts) -

ROCK THE VOTE

#10 Posted by Carryboy (933 posts) -

@brainboy77 said:

And I'm jonesing to get into a strip club. Anyone know about places 18 year olds can get into strip clubs in the NYC area?

This makes me sad.

#11 Posted by Colourful_Hippie (5024 posts) -

Huh, I had to wait till 21 to get into the strip clubs here in Florida but I immediately regretted doing that. I've never seen so many lonely, desperate looking people all in one place before.

Besides the GB off-topic forum

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#12 Posted by Lego_My_Eggo (1082 posts) -

@ChadMasterFlash said:

Don't touch the girls.

What? but how is he going to get a strippers number if he cant touch her shoulder?

#13 Posted by Kerned (1183 posts) -

@ChadMasterFlash said:

Don't touch the girls.

If you do touch any, keep it external.

#14 Posted by Imsorrymsjackson (866 posts) -

Just go out and get laid instead. Will cost about the same amount of money at the end of the day but at least you get your dick wet in the process.

#15 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3808 posts) -

Well, Brainboy77 is legal now. Another one crossed off Ryan's list.

#16 Posted by NoobSauceG7 (1334 posts) -
#17 Posted by Mr_Skeleton (5195 posts) -

Really? Just go out with your friends and get drunk.

#18 Posted by Genkkaku (755 posts) -

Put it on your bucket list, go when your 80

#19 Posted by mlarrabee (3273 posts) -

@brainboy77: The honest truth, man:

Few things are more pathetic than paying someone to pretend they're attracted to you.

And why would you want to pay for a case of blue-balls? You can have sex for free, so why pay to not have sex?

#20 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

@mlarrabee said:

You can have sex for free, so why pay to not have sex?

Where is this happening?

#21 Edited by mlarrabee (3273 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

@mlarrabee said:

You can have sex for free, so why pay to not have sex?

Where is this happening?

Dunno, I was hoping you did.

Knew, that is.

I wasn't hoping you would have sex for free.

Or was I...?

#22 Posted by Phatmac (5923 posts) -

i like turtles.

#23 Posted by Morrow (1870 posts) -

Oh guys. A part of me is laughing at you, a part of me is pitying you.

#24 Posted by Largo6661 (353 posts) -

Dude strippers are porn that looks back, this is bad in my books.

#25 Posted by PillClinton (3358 posts) -

Cigarettes, legal Cannabis usage in certain states, voting, military eligibility, sexual legality. Welcome to adulthood. Still 3 more years until you can legally drink alcohol, 'cause we're illogical here in America.

#26 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

Strip clubs are over-rated. Women rub their asses on a bunch of crotches before they get to you in the same night. I don't want another man's crotchh residue on me.

#27 Posted by TyCobb (2005 posts) -

Don't forget to sign up for the draft. It's the law.

#28 Posted by TyCobb (2005 posts) -

@PillClinton said:

Cigarettes, legal Cannabis usage in certain states, voting, military eligibility, sexual legality. Welcome to adulthood. Still 3 more years until you can legally drink alcohol, 'cause we're illogical here in America.

Also 3 more years before you can gamble in a casino.

#29 Posted by UitDeToekomst (790 posts) -

i don't want to put a damper on the OP's noble ambitions, but I personally find the strip club to the be the 2nd most depressing place on the planet, just slightly less depressing than the zoo, as the animals on display there aren't there by choice.

#30 Posted by Brother_PipPop (274 posts) -
@mlarrabee

@Video_Game_King said:

@mlarrabee said:

You can have sex for free, so why pay to not have sex?

Where is this happening?

Dunno, I was hoping you did.

Knew, that is.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/cas/

You know...for research.
#31 Posted by BigBoss1911 (2691 posts) -

Go get you're first legal pack of cigarettes.

#32 Posted by frankfartmouth (1048 posts) -

You should be able to do better than a strip club in New York

#33 Posted by Stonyman65 (3096 posts) -

@JasonR86 said:

@brainboy77 said:

And I'm jonesing to get into a strip club. Anyone know about places 18 year olds can get into strip clubs in the NYC area?

They aren't as fun as you might think. It's like going to a theme park and not riding any of the rides.

Damn, that's probably the best metaphor for a strip club that I've ever heard.

#34 Posted by TyCobb (2005 posts) -

@UitDeToekomst said:

i don't want to put a damper on the OP's noble ambitions, but I personally find the strip club to the be the 2nd most depressing place on the planet, just slightly less depressing than the zoo, as the animals on display there aren't there by choice.

May not be there by choice, but man... those monkeys put on one of hell of a show when they are fighting.

#35 Posted by Osaladin (2638 posts) -

I don't get strip clubs, in fact, I don't get clubs in general.

#36 Posted by Deusx (1940 posts) -

Well you sure are 18. I suggest growing up instead of that.

#37 Posted by UitDeToekomst (790 posts) -

@TyCobb said:

@UitDeToekomst said:

i don't want to put a damper on the OP's noble ambitions, but I personally find the strip club to the be the 2nd most depressing place on the planet, just slightly less depressing than the zoo, as the animals on display there aren't there by choice.

May not be there by choice, but man... those monkeys put on one of hell of a show when they are fighting.

alas, it's been a while since i've been able to enjoy a nice monkey fight. who would have thought that throwing a Snickers bar into the monkey cage would be a ban-worthy offense?

#38 Posted by Milkman (18092 posts) -

Pretty sure most NYC strip clubs are 18+, so if you REALLY want to go, you shouldn't have an issue. But I don't think it's going to be nearly as good as you think it will be.

#39 Posted by RollingZeppelin (2340 posts) -

@UitDeToekomst said:

i don't want to put a damper on the OP's noble ambitions, but I personally find the strip club to the be the 2nd most depressing place on the planet, just slightly less depressing than the zoo, as the animals on display there aren't there by choice.

strip clubs are alright if you're drunk and don't give a shit. Sober, they can be pretty shitty. Personally, I find malls the most depressing places, something just feels wrong with all that consumerism.

#40 Posted by mrfizzy (1651 posts) -

@UitDeToekomst said:

i don't want to put a damper on the OP's noble ambitions, but I personally find the strip club to the be the 2nd most depressing place on the planet, just slightly less depressing than the zoo, as the animals on display there aren't there by choice.

Isn't the strip club worse then because everyone who is there can leave any time they want, they just chose not to?

#41 Posted by RPGee (775 posts) -

I happen to work at place where, for some reason, a strip club regularly sends us all free tickets, which are pinned to a wall and never ever used. Mostly it's because the flyer that comes with them makes it seem like the saddest, most self-esteem-lowering thing imaginable.

Your time would be better spent trying to pick up, since that gets actual sex out of it instead of the illusion of the promise of sex. Alas, you poor American kids have to wait until 21 to go into bars and clubs, so that makes it a bit harder.

#42 Posted by JasonR86 (10043 posts) -

@RollingZeppelin said:

@UitDeToekomst said:

i don't want to put a damper on the OP's noble ambitions, but I personally find the strip club to the be the 2nd most depressing place on the planet, just slightly less depressing than the zoo, as the animals on display there aren't there by choice.

strip clubs are alright if you're drunk and don't give a shit. Sober, they can be pretty shitty. Personally, I find malls the most depressing places, something just feels wrong with all that consumerism.

I always feel much older then I really am when I'm in the mall. I hate going there.

#43 Posted by TheVeteran13 (1280 posts) -

When I'm hungry I don't pay money to look at food. (This is a metaphor, I am not implying I'm a cannibal who eats strippers)

#44 Posted by UitDeToekomst (790 posts) -

@mrfizzy said:

@UitDeToekomst said:

i don't want to put a damper on the OP's noble ambitions, but I personally find the strip club to the be the 2nd most depressing place on the planet, just slightly less depressing than the zoo, as the animals on display there aren't there by choice.

Isn't the strip club worse then because everyone who is there can leave any time they want, they just chose not to?

i guess that is a matter of perspective. i find it more depressing to not have the choice to leave a place than to have the choice and not use it.

#45 Posted by RoyaleWifCheese (569 posts) -

@TheVeteran13 said:

When I'm hungry I don't pay money to look at food. (This is a metaphor, I am not implying I'm a cannibal who eats strippers)

The best answer.

#46 Posted by RollingZeppelin (2340 posts) -

@TheVeteran13 said:

When I'm hungry I don't pay money to look at food. (This is a metaphor, I am not implying I'm a cannibal who eats strippers)

Suuuuuuure it is ;)

@JasonR86 said:

@RollingZeppelin said:

@UitDeToekomst said:

i don't want to put a damper on the OP's noble ambitions, but I personally find the strip club to the be the 2nd most depressing place on the planet, just slightly less depressing than the zoo, as the animals on display there aren't there by choice.

strip clubs are alright if you're drunk and don't give a shit. Sober, they can be pretty shitty. Personally, I find malls the most depressing places, something just feels wrong with all that consumerism.

I always feel much older then I really am when I'm in the mall. I hate going there.

Yeah, it's uncomfortable being surrounded by preteens and geriatrics. It's just a very strange and artificial place, makes my caveman instincts fearful and angry!

#47 Posted by Example1013 (4855 posts) -

might i recommend google to aid you with your search?

#48 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3549 posts) -

You should walk to the casino while smoking, gamble, then go vote, and that evening go buy porn and see some strip clubs. Unfortunately I'm not near the NYC area so I can't contribute anything meaningful.

#49 Posted by Socialone (211 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

That's the first thing you desired to do at 18? Well, here in Quebec alcohol, strip clubs and casinos are legal at 18 so the only thing I can suggest is to take a trip here.

This. Chez Paré is very famous around here, NHL players usually stop by when they get the chance. Can't comment on the actual ''quality'' as it's the only strip club I've ever been to (and once, mind you).

#50 Posted by BestUsernameEver (5026 posts) -

Why would you want to go to any strip club, they're a sad place with a bad crowd.