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#1 Edited by SamChamploo (225 posts) -
Third times a charm bitches, tell me why your username kicks ass, and then I'll edit this post later on to annouced the 1st,2nd and 3rd place winner. (Edit) contest is over, heres are the winners 1st sidescroller, 2nd Bombermankiller, 3rd Serbsta your winners. 
#2 Posted by ManlyBeast (1160 posts) -

I am a ManlyBeast. : )

#3 Posted by 50Cent (46 posts) -

ayo this is 50 cent. i will join ur contest cuz not only is it my username it is my rap name to becuase this really is 50 cent. u all know i make da best music best rapper best singer out there. this is also an advertisement for my new game 50 cent blood in the sand, everyone make sure u pick up a copy, best game in a century peace

#4 Posted by Solid_SnakeXx (1771 posts) -

AGH again?

#5 Posted by Axersia (1620 posts) -

My username kicks ass because I invented the word.

#6 Posted by serbsta (1867 posts) -

My username kicks ass because its been my forum name for about  7 years!

#7 Posted by Soap (3613 posts) -

My username kicks ass because Soap in COD4 kicks ass, and Soap keeps you clean and Tyler Durden says "use soap"

#8 Posted by MattyFTM (14419 posts) -

My username kicks ass because the F stands for Fuck.

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#9 Posted by Jesus_Juice (251 posts) -

Because Jesus Juice is semen.

#10 Posted by 50Cent (46 posts) -
MattyFTM said:
"My username kicks ass because the F stands for Fuck."
I had the username " Fuck " and they banned it, im still thinking of asking gerstmann to unban it cuz im pretty sure he would let the name Fuck slide
#11 Posted by Oriental_Jams (3063 posts) -

It's an anagram of my real name. How can you get any better than that?

#12 Posted by adam_grif (1144 posts) -

Half my username comes from RED VS BLUE.

#13 Posted by Kung_Fu_Viking (715 posts) -

It's a Kung Fu... Viking. A Viking that does Kung Fu!

#14 Posted by adam_grif (1144 posts) -
Kung_Fu_Viking said:
"It's a Kung Fu... Viking. A Viking that does Kung Fu!"
Brilliant!
#15 Posted by Hamz (6846 posts) -
50Cent said:
"MattyFTM said:
"My username kicks ass because the F stands for Fuck."
I had the username " Fuck " and they banned it, im still thinking of asking gerstmann to unban it cuz im pretty sure he would let the name Fuck slide"
Ban dodging? hmm....and as for you're old username it would never be allowed. Staff's orders :)
#16 Posted by GagJ (77 posts) -

the dude who got "a" should get it.

#17 Posted by Soap (3613 posts) -
Twilight said:
"Soap - 9/10
Seen you around a lot. Plus your name is pure awesomeness.
"
Taken from another thread...If that isn't proof enough, I don't know what is.
#18 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -

Hai im Gunner and i like guns.

#19 Posted by DarthMaul (803 posts) -

Darth Maul man... Darth Maul

#20 Posted by dr_nefarious (1619 posts) -

I can fuckin rule the world man!

#21 Posted by AaronBelfast (1491 posts) -

My username is absolute crap. I should've thought of something better :(

#22 Posted by Shawn (3825 posts) -

It's not the name, it's the person.

I win.

#23 Posted by Rowr (5824 posts) -
Shawn said:
"It's not the name, it's the person.

I win."

Your offspring avater fails you. They seriously suck now. Its all pretty awful after ixnay hombre.

My username rules because my younger sister with down syndrome came up with it. My name is david, fucked if i know how she came up with rowr.
If you doubt my retarded sister, you are a bad person.
#24 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -
Shawn said:
"It's not the name, it's the person.

I win."
the game.
you just lost.
#25 Posted by Zebadee (491 posts) -

My name kicks ass because it's from the bible and from the magic roundabout! Thats not why I picked it though ;)

#26 Posted by Win (541 posts) -

My username kicks ass because its Win!!!

#27 Posted by Fax (534 posts) -

My name kicks ass cause a Fax Machine is awesome!

#28 Posted by SamChamploo (225 posts) -
This isn't enough, need more username.
#29 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3092 posts) -

This thread needs moar Birdo_is_a_tranny_hooker.

#30 Posted by 100 (526 posts) -

My user name kicks ass because 100 is the FIRST three digit number!
And because i have a wikipedia page!

#31 Posted by Dr_Feelgood38 (1550 posts) -

Doctors kick ass especially ones who over prescribe psychoactive medication. Also Dr. Feelgood is heroine...

#32 Posted by WilliamRLBaker (4778 posts) -

WilliamRLBeard it says it all..

#33 Posted by Foil_Charizard (345 posts) -

The rarest of everything in existence

#34 Posted by ganjaman (108 posts) -

my name is spectacular because of obvious reasons

#35 Posted by Red (5995 posts) -

Red is the color of blood. 'Nuff said.

#36 Posted by BombermanKiIIer (258 posts) -

My name kicks ass because the two Ls in Killer aren't actually Ls at all. I used capital Is. If you don't believe me, go to my profile.
Look at the URL at the top. When you see it....you'll shit bricks.

#37 Posted by Incognito (38 posts) -
ganjaman said:
"my name is spectacular because of obvious reasons"

Yes, but you should have capitalized the G. Then you would look like a smart and confident herb smoker, and we need more of those. :)

Anyways, my username is the best, and everyone knows it. Who doesn't want to be "Incognito"?
#38 Posted by Krypton (337 posts) -

My name just rocks.

#39 Posted by hazelnutman (1097 posts) -

Because I named it after Nutella bread spread.

Nuff said.

#40 Posted by Jolly_Lolly (3537 posts) -

Wasn't this thread locked two times before? Why keep making it :\

#41 Posted by BombermanKiIIer (258 posts) -

Winnar! :D

#42 Posted by serbsta (1867 posts) -

Ooo, 3rd place.

#43 Posted by serbsta (1867 posts) -
sidescroller said:
"Weee first place.


I'm moving up in the world!"
Yes, this is an amazing accomplishment!
#44 Posted by Milkman (17034 posts) -

Because I'm the Milkman and I gotz the milk.

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#45 Posted by fuzzay (203 posts) -

Because fuzzay is fun to say.