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#1 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19836 posts) -

  


​Officials from Rosemount High School are apologizing for a so-called "prank" that will almost surely lead to a lifetime of awkward family gatherings and thousands of hours of therapy for the students involved.

At an end-of-the-year pepfest last week, a group of winter sports captains were blindfolded in the school gym in front of their peers, and told they would be receiving a kiss from a "special someone."


These poor kids reasonably assumed they were about make out with their classmates. But the assembly organizers had something else in mind: their parents.

Footage of the assembly shows a scene that would make even Sigmund Freud cringe. Dads kissing daughters. Mothers kissing sons.

And these are not just innocent pecks on the lips. The parents are intimately lip-locking their children for several seconds. One even progresses to rolling around on the gym floor. In another instance, a mother moves her son's hand south so he's grasping her butt.
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Saw this on NeoGAF. The thing is, even though the kids are blindfolded, the parents are not. The parents know exactly who they are kissing. This is pretty fucked up.
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#2 Posted by N7 (4159 posts) -

Where can I find this school? I've got the urge to splurge and my days are numbered. Huhuhauhuhehuehuahuhehhe.
 
No, but really. This is kind of fucked up. Eugh.

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#3 Posted by LiquidPrince (16840 posts) -

Uhh... What? Why? How is this a prank... that's funny? "Hahahaha - you should had an awkard incestual moment... that's funny... hahahaha."

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#4 Posted by yoshimitz707 (2539 posts) -

The parents aren't even blindfolded!

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#5 Posted by The_Laughing_Man (13807 posts) -
@LiquidPrince said:

Uhh... What? Why? How is this a prank... that's funny? "Hahahaha - you should had an awkard incestual moment... that's funny... hahahaha."

I wonder how the punishment will be handled for the people who set this up. 
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#6 Edited by McGhee (6128 posts) -

I saw a Japanese porn like this once. Believe me, it was much worse . . . or much better, depending on how you look at it.

Christ, those dudes going to town on their daughters give me the fucking creeps. They should press charges against the school and their parents for being fucking molested and mind raped.

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#7 Posted by RuthLoose (909 posts) -

It's only wrong once you take off that blindfold. Leave it on, child, leave it on.

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#8 Posted by TheChaos (1205 posts) -

What the fuck.

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#9 Edited by AlmostSwedish (860 posts) -

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?

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#10 Posted by Jack268 (3370 posts) -

But their parents aren't blindfolded... 
 
the fuck

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#11 Posted by GunslingerPanda (5146 posts) -

I'm kind of creeped out by the one woman who moves her son's hand down to her butt. What in the fuck?

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#12 Posted by SuperSambo (3098 posts) -

I don't understand. The parents are far too into it... It can't be real.

Who would think that this is a good idea on any level?

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#13 Posted by jmfinamore (1092 posts) -

Wait, the parent's weren't blindfolded? The real prank seems to be that their parents volunteered to make out with them and then starting putting the moves on them, not that they kissed their parents.

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#14 Posted by MideonNViscera (2269 posts) -

While that is a fucking hilarious prank of epic proportions, I don't understand why it was the school and the parents pulling it on their own kids hahaha

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#15 Posted by DirtyEagles (285 posts) -

so hot

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#16 Posted by 49th (3510 posts) -

What the fuck.

Wow.

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#17 Posted by Video_Game_King (36564 posts) -

Would it be a relief or a shock if at the end of this, the organizers yelled, "SURPRISE! You're actually adopted!"?

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#18 Posted by Turambar (7992 posts) -

That can be real, can it? I mean...a mother moving her son's hand so he's feeling up her butt? What?

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#19 Posted by Ghost_Cat (2037 posts) -

I smell a cult or secret society. Martha Marcy May Marlene run!

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#20 Posted by betterboulder (200 posts) -

WAH DAH FAH?

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#21 Posted by jimi (1149 posts) -

lol america

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#22 Posted by Vonocourt (2188 posts) -

Hey, you thought hot teachers having sex with students was kind of messed up, wait until spirit week.

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#23 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

I read this thread title and said, "that is horrifying." 
 
I read through this topic and said, "this is horrifying." 
 
Yes, that is the end of inconsequential post.
 
@Video_Game_King said:

Would it be a relief or a shock if at the end of this, the organizers yelled, "SURPRISE! You're actually adopted!"?

 
Oh god. That's like, one of the worst moments a child could ever endure. Video_Game_King, you asshole!
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#24 Posted by YI_Orange (1329 posts) -

This can't actually be real....right?

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#25 Posted by CornishRocker (405 posts) -

@Jack268 said:

But their parents aren't blindfolded... the fuck
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#26 Posted by Aetheldod (3914 posts) -

I ah ... im speechless D:

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#27 Edited by IchiroYagiza (453 posts) -

...WHY!?

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#28 Posted by ArcadeHero (81 posts) -

Clearly this school doesn't teach Oedipus...

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#29 Posted by McShank (1681 posts) -

@RuthLoose said:

It's only wrong once you take off that blindfold.

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#30 Posted by Dany (8018 posts) -

this can't be real

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#31 Posted by RsistncE (4498 posts) -

Ugh.

Did they know that with this prank you're just supposed to TELL them that they kissed their parents? They're not actually supposed to kiss them...

Incestuous, retarded rednecks.

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#32 Posted by handlas (3167 posts) -

mmmm hot. Time to get a kleenex.

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#33 Posted by Flappy (2415 posts) -

I can't... My mother?  No... This isn't cool!  What the fuck, duder?

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#34 Posted by SpunkyHePanda (2044 posts) -

Punk'd.

Online
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#35 Posted by baconbits33 (1215 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

Would it be a relief or a shock if at the end of this, the organizers yelled, "SURPRISE! You're actually adopted!"?

I actually found myself hoping that something like this would happen....

TO COURT WE GO!!!!!!

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#36 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5098 posts) -

I think I would definitely kill myself if I was one of those kids. Holy shit.

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#37 Posted by Master_Funk (762 posts) -

Whaaaaaaaaaat !!

What parent would agree to this ??

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#38 Posted by betterboulder (200 posts) -

@Master_Funk: Parents that want to take the relationship one step further

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#39 Posted by Lemmycaution217 (1801 posts) -

Who thought that this was a good idea?

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#40 Posted by MikeGosot (3237 posts) -
@PeasantAbuse said:

I think I would definitely kill myself if I was one of those kids. Holy shit.

I would kill everybody in the school if i was one of those kids. I would only kill myself after i made a Glasgow Smile and a Colombian Necktie in every single of those bastards. Seriously, that's not a prank, that's... fucked up. Not funny, just fucked up.
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#41 Posted by wolf_blitzer85 (5440 posts) -

It's not always a good thing to have the "cool" parents.

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#42 Posted by Dtat (1744 posts) -

Well THIS is not ok.

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#43 Posted by Monkeyman04 (2443 posts) -

That's some messed up shit right there.

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#44 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

@Dany said:

this can't be real

I hope it isn't.

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#45 Posted by sparklykiss (2041 posts) -

@RsistncE said:

Ugh.

Did they know that with this prank you're just supposed to TELL them that they kissed their parents? They're not actually supposed to kiss them...

Incestuous, retarded rednecks.

Exactly that. Or instead of allowing kisses like that, a peck on the cheek. At least then if the parents do it it's not so traumatizing.

The other way I've seen this little prank get pulled was to have all the really old lady teachers go up after the boys thought it was a cheerleader or someone who pecked 'em on the cheek. Whatever happened to those days?

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#46 Posted by imsh_pl (4182 posts) -

Parenting fail galore

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#47 Posted by Witzig (364 posts) -

This is disgusting, was that one of dads on his daughter rolling on the floor?

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#48 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (3227 posts) -

Those kids are going to be so screwed up from now on. This is the kind of horror that Lovecraft attempted to convey with his stories, serious mind-shattering terror.

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#49 Edited by buzz_killington (3655 posts) -

Are the kids getting kissed by their own parents or others' parents??? Also,

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#50 Posted by MikeGosot (3237 posts) -
@buzz_killington said:
Are the kids getting kissed by their own parents or others' parents??? Also, http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F≷=CA#/watch?v=cTsNH9V05Ko. (Stupid iPad doesn't let me embed.)
Their own parents.