Kim Jong Il is dead!

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#2  Edited By PeasantAbuse

Weird, I was just talking about how shitty he is with my grandma today.

Also this

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#3  Edited By Dany

Crazy. I am very interested if the policies of N. Korea will change. I doubt it because his son is replacing him, right?

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Well this will be interesting.

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#5  Edited By Hailinel

@Dany said:

Crazy. I am very interested if the policies of N. Korea will change. I doubt it because his son is replacing him, right?

I don't see anything changing in the short term, but if his son feels like making his own mark on North Korean history, things could get very interesting, indeed.

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#6  Edited By NekuSakuraba

BBC-

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693

Cant link, on mobile.

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#7  Edited By InfiniteGeass

Didn't the story of Homefront have something to do with him dying?

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#8  Edited By EuanDewar

More like Kim Jong I'll need a coffin.

Fuck you Ben.

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#9  Edited By Dany

He died from physical and mental over-work says N. Korea news network propaganda machine.

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#10  Edited By Teoball

Oh no. The creator of the Hamburger is dead!

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#11  Edited By mordukai
The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.

What the hell does that mean?

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#12  Edited By Shady

Homefront is happening!

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#13  Edited By bushpusherr

His dead father is still the head of the state as a corpse...soooo I'm not sure all that much will change. North Korea is fucked up

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#14  Edited By mikemcn

@Mordukai said:

The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.

What the hell does that mean?

Kim Jong Il may have suffered from hypertension, diabetes and experienced several strokes, but the North Koreans would never admit to it. He succumbed to some illness.

his son is Kim Jong Un, is that a Korean thing? Are all Korean Children named after their parents with a slight modification at the end? Or is that just a Kim Jong, Remember the name, thing?

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I thought Kim's son had been in power for at least a couple of years.  So I doubt much will change.  Expect an elaborate funeral filled with choreographed mourners who are literally starving to death.

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#16  Edited By N7
@Mordukai said:
The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.

What the hell does that mean?

He thought himself to death, clearly.
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#17  Edited By FancySoapsMan
@Mikemcn said:

@Mordukai said:

The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.

What the hell does that mean?

Kim Jong Il may have suffered from hypertension, diabetes and experienced several strokes, but the North Koreans would never admit to it. He succumbed to some illness.

his son is Kim Jong Un, is that a Korean thing? Are all Korean Children named after their parents with a slight modification at the end? Or is that just a Kim Jong, Remember the name, thing?

I think Kim would be his last name, for us westerners.
 
I could be wrong though.
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#18  Edited By toowalrus

I'm not exactly sure what this means for North Korea (probably not much, I don't think he's been in charge for awhile now), but I'm totally interested to see where they go from here (probably fuckin' nowhere).

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#19  Edited By Seedofpower

FINALLY!

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#20  Edited By Subjugation

Their naming conventions are different than ours. I'm pretty sure they have the whole reversed order thing going on.

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#21  Edited By JasonR86

I wonder how the new leader will look at foreign relations. Hopefully better then his predecessor.

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#22  Edited By Black_Rose

@Dany said:

Crazy. I am very interested if the policies of N. Korea will change. I doubt it because his son is replacing him, right?

Yup, some people are speculating they'll get worse.

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#25  Edited By Toxin066

I guess he was feeling a little too ILL!

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#26  Edited By SSully

RIP. (JK)

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#29  Edited By PeasantAbuse

Is the son that is taking over the one that went to Disneyland? Or is this another son? Because anyone who likes Disneyland is chill in my book.

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#30  Edited By darknaut

@Mikemcn said:

@Mordukai said:

The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.

What the hell does that mean?

Kim Jong Il may have suffered from hypertension, diabetes and experienced several strokes, but the North Koreans would never admit to it. He succumbed to some illness.

his son is Kim Jong Un, is that a Korean thing? Are all Korean Children named after their parents with a slight modification at the end? Or is that just a Kim Jong, Remember the name, thing?

Kim is the family name, Jong Il was his given name. It's not a mandatory Korean naming policy that children take on similar names to the parents, but it does happen with some frequency. It's kind of similar to the western way of giving a son the father's name, in such that he becomes "John Smith II" or "John Smith Jr." etc (like you guessed, it's an identity thing). There are, however, just as many if not more Koreans with names dissimilar from their parents than there are ones that follow this convention.

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#31  Edited By Dany

@N7 said:

@Mordukai said:
The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.

What the hell does that mean?

He thought himself to death, clearly.

He worked to his dying breath for the people of North Korea or this is just spin to make the N. Korea People feel happy about themselves as they starve.

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#32  Edited By Berserk007

Good, now we just need to figure out how to give the whole regime diabetes, doughnut care packages perhaps.

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#33  Edited By TruthTellah

I hope that the ascension of Kim Jong-un will go peacefully and without much resistance from the military. While North Korea does need freedom, a military power struggle could only end up bringing chaos and unneeded casualties.

Kim Jong-un is not particularly popular, and he was only announced as an heir last year. Though, even that announcement of succession was murky at best. He has not been in power over the government, only over part of the puppet parliament. Kim Jong-Il is still technically the supreme ruler even while dead; though, it's unclear how much they'll actually care about that, since the even more supreme Great Leader Kim Il-sung, Jong-Il's father, is still technically the eternal president as well. Kim Jong-Il did his own thing regardless of his father's original leadership, and Kim Jong-un could be just as different. Though, I would warn against the idea that he'll simply take control. North Korea's military may indeed still want to take this opportunity to fight for their own full control of the nation. The transfer of power may not be clean or quick; though, for the sake of North Korean lives, I hope it will be. It's quite hard to predict without direct news media involvement.

An interesting time for the nation for sure. Hopefully either a peaceful one or one with great chance for change in the right direction.

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#34  Edited By ShatterShock

@InfiniteGeass said:

Didn't the story of Homefront have something to do with him dying?

For shits and giggles, I went onto GameTrailers to check the Homefront backstory trailer. According to the game's storyline, Kim Jong Il dies in 2012. Depending on how you choose to see it, either the game's storyline has been rubbished less than a year after it was released, or it's happening ahead of schedule!!!

...I choose the former.

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#35  Edited By Barrock

His sons are even worse...

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#36  Edited By ArbitraryWater

That's right people: Liberalized policies, a non-orwellian, non stalinist system of government, a population capable of feeding itself, normal diplomatic relations with the outside world...

All will still be utterly, totally out of reach.

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#37  Edited By Gerhabio

@Mordukai: A romanticized heart-attack.

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#38  Edited By Animasta

south korea has placed their military on high alert

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#39  Edited By Yummylee

Sounds like Golden material for a Southpark episode.

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#40  Edited By Three0neFive

rip grorious reader

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#41  Edited By BigChickenDinner

I guess I'm the only one to suggest that perhaps he has been dead longer than suggested, not by any large sum of time, but you get the idea.

Also WW3.

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#42  Edited By Dany

@BigChickenDinner:Wouldn't be surprised that they would want to hide it and 'protect' the people from the 'tragedy'

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#43  Edited By Salbert

RIP

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#44  Edited By VodkaMedia

@Toxin066: You're forgetting something.

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#45  Edited By Vinny_Says

Great, a bunch of video game nerds will now tell us about korean and world politics.

At least he was really good at looking at things....

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i doubt much will change since one of his sons will be taking over. i have a feeling things are about to become much more crazy. kim jong un has lots to prove. i'm certain he'll be willing to show the world what he's capable of.

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#48  Edited By Milkman

@Mordukai said:

The announcer, wearing black, said he had died on Saturday of physical and mental over-work.

What the hell does that mean?

Hookers and blow.

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#49  Edited By Emperor_Norton

The exchange I just had with my mom:

Mom: Kim Jong Two just died!

Me: You mean Kim Jong IL?

Mom: Ill? No, he's dead!

Ah, old people...

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