Kleptok didn't cry during the opening of Up. Is this absolute proof that he is a robot?

@fisher81 said:

@weegieanawrench said:

Yeah, it most certainly does. Klepek's a robot, Jeff works for the Reds. This has been a weird week guys.

I didn't know Jeff played baseball

Like I said, it's been a weird week.

I cried like a baby during the start of Up. Patrick is a robot, there is no doubt about it, but the question is whether he will continue to serve us with news or rise up and rebel...

I can relate. I haven't seen Up but I walked out of the theatres during Wall-E.

I didn't cry. I did, however, cry at the end of Mass Effect 3.

OH GOD WHAT AM I?

@Bucketdeth said:

@Deathmachine117 said:

I did not cry at the start of Up.

In fact I did shed a few tears because I was laughing so hard at it

You've made my day.

I didnt cry, must have a black heart.

I kinda disagree that crying is the point of distinction between being a human or a robot. If it didnt spark an emotional reaction, now that wouldve been something different in my opinion. As for Up, I did cry the first time I saw it. It wasnt just the story that choked me up though, it was also the music. Now when I watch just that particular part, I don't cry anymore, I just feel very sad.

OH LOOK SHE HAD A MISCARRIAGE LOOK HOW DEEP WE ARE

I haven't watched Up, but if it got some truly sad music then I would probably cry...

So if Patrick is a robot and Jeff is a communist, and Patrick has been destroying video game news sites along his way...

OH MY GOD! Jeff made Patrick to destroy the competition until only Gamebomb.ru is left and then! -... Джефф и Патрик святые отрасли не верят западным ложь, товарищи.

Up is literally the only movie that made me cry. And boy was I not expecting that going in.

I didn't cry cause i was watching it with my dad. But the fucking tears man, they kept coming.

Nah, Up didn't make me cry. I never cry from anything unless it has to do with my life. The closest time was the end of Toy Story 3, where the camera panned up and showed same sky showed at the beginning of the movie. Powerful.

I didn't cry at the beginning of Up either. Course, I'm pretty stoic so....

I was sad as shit, but I did not cry either.

ANY TIME YOU SEE SOMETHING SAD YOU MUST CRY OR BE DESTROYED!

As others have said the opening was in fact very sad, but just it was sad doesn't really mean it will shed tears for some. Now if Patrick was chuckling like a madman then the robot theory might hold water

It was an emotional time, but I did not cry. The only thing that has done it in my adult life is that fucking episode of Futurama called "Jurassic Bark" That is an absolute killer. Sit him down in front of that and see what he does.

Kleptok is his robot name.

I didn't it was a moving part but just that.

They have all been mentioned in this thread which makes me feel better because visual media has gotten tears out of me 3 times,

Start of Up

End of Toy Story 3

And the Futurama Episode Jurassic Bark

And to honest even though Up was really touching and the end of Toy Story 3 hit me on a personal level that Futurama episode upset me so much that I refuse to ever watch it again.

@Nasharoo said:

It was an emotional time, but I did not cry. The only thing that has done it in my adult life is that fucking episode of Futurama called "Jurassic Bark" That is an absolute killer. Sit him down in front of that and see what he does.

Fuck that episode as I mentioned in the post above I refuse to ever watch it again, the end when he is just sitting there..waiting FUCK just thinking about makes me feel like something bad happened!

Why would anyone cry during the opening of Up?

@Winternet said:

Why would anyone cry during the opening of Up?

Because it's fucking heartrending, that's why.

It was the horrid, generic, cloying rest of the film that had me closest to tears.

I did but I was with a girl so....

No. I didn't cry either. It stuns me that it's such a common thing. It's a great movie and the intro is pretty sad, but it's the first ten minutes of a movie.

The beginning of UP is just so damn sad, for no good reason...NO GOOD REASON I TELL YOU!

@Winternet said:

Why would anyone cry during the opening of Up?

Looks like we got a robot here!

Neither did I. I didn't cry during the final episodes of Angel Beats too.

I didn't cry at the BEGINNING of Up, but toward the end when he reads the message from his wife....
 
Many quiet tears were shed.

I would like to imagine when everyone else cried, he stood up and yelled "I don't like this at all."

Not really. It's decent proof that he's a Lunarian, though.

I think its kind of hard to cry... since there is no build up. Its just like BAM BAM BAM... so sure I was touched but its a lot to ask out of 3 min of film to make you cry.