what is the lamest joke and or line you know let us know muhahaha
Alright, here goes:
What is the difference between a truck of dead babies and a truck of bowling balls?
What is funnier than a dead baby?
What is the easiest way to place a dead baby in a bowl?
What is the easiest way to get a dead baby out of a bowl?
What do you do when you see a dead baby on the seashore?
We're all going to hell.
i have 2
a kid was walking down the street and finds a magic lamp. he rubs it and a genie pops out, the genie says "i can give you one wish of your choosing" to which the kid reply's "i want to be more like batman". so the genie kills his parents
whats brown and sticky.......anal
What does Batman say to Robin when he wants him to get into the Batmobile?
What's the difference between an abortion and peeling onions?
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
@imsh_pl: How do you make a dead baby float?
What's black and blue and hates sex?
And now, for the grand finale, possibly the most tasteless joke I've ever heard. What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?
What's the difference between an abortion and peeling onions?You cry when peeling onions.
What does a grape and an elephant have in common?
They're both purple except for the elephant.
Hahahahaha, oh man. Made my day.
Also, here's a good site with awesome jokes. - http://sickipedia.org/
What did the letter O say to Q?
Dude, your dick is hanging out.
Check out the ones about recent events. Hilarious (If you're a bad person).