Large or Small Tapioca in your Boba/Bubble Tea?

Large here.

Large motherfucker. Small defeats the point.

I still don't know how to eat these things? I get confused and end up taking the balls out, eating them separately.
 
But I guess large, as small would probably fly into my lungs.

I don't think the people at the place I go to have ever asked me which ones I want, I'm assuming they're large.

I don't even care, just as long as I can have it. 
 
I am at least 4 hours away from any quality Boba tea. My brother and sister are living it up in San Diego, and I drive there when I can (but that's 8 hours away), but I live in a smaller city where there just isn't enough demand for Boba tea. A local coffee shop decided to try and carry them over the summer, and it was putrid, as the tapioca wasn't fresh and they just mixed a powder together for the Thai tea part.
 
Tragic. That's the closest we get to Boba tea here.

Large.  If you're gonna give me a big straw, I want to utilize it to the fullest extent.  Man...I miss New York city.  Flushing had the best tapioca shops.