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#1  Edited By Vinchenzo

I'm sick and tired of right-handed people. Us lefties? What do we get? Smudges on our hands from ink and pencil. Bothersome notebooks that are made backwards. Irritation from ill-designed scissors. Mocked because we are a minority. Countless other reasons.


Well fuck you right-handers.
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#2  Edited By CSXLoser

*salutes*

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#3  Edited By ahriman22

Ambidextrous count?

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#4  Edited By Vinchenzo
@ahriman22 said:
" Ambidextrous count? "
Go to hell traitor!
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I feel for you lefties, 

y'all still fucked up, left is the wrong side xD 
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#6  Edited By dethfish

Pfft, lefties.

I heard lefties where the cause of our current economic situation. How do you feel about that?

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#7  Edited By ValkyrieGoddess
@addictedtopinescent said:
" I feel for you lefties, 
y'all still fucked up, left is the wrong side xD 
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Screw you.
@Dethfish77 said:
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Pfft, lefties.

I heard lefties where the cause of our current economic situation. How do you feel about that?

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And Screw you too.

Lefties unite!!!!
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#8  Edited By Vinchenzo
@Dethfish77 said:
"Pfft, lefties. 


I heard lefties where the cause of our current economic situation. How do you feel about that?"

I heard righties do not know how to spell "were."

THAT IS HOW I FEEL.
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#9  Edited By dethfish
@Vinchenzo said:
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@Dethfish77 said:
"Pfft, lefties. 


I heard lefties where the cause of our current economic situation. How do you feel about that?"

I heard righties do not know how to spell "were."

THAT IS HOW I FEEL.
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That's not my hands fault, it's my brains. 

Well the "h" is on the right side of the keyboard. Hmmm.
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#10  Edited By Vinchenzo
@Dethfish77: We're on to something. But fuck you regardless you right-handed bastard. I cannot wait until the day we have four types of bathrooms. Firstly split by gender then by handedness.
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#11  Edited By Keyser_Soze
@Dethfish77 said:
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Pfft, lefties.

I heard lefties where the cause of our current economic situation. How do you feel about that?

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I heard it was corporate fascism, but silly people can't tell the difference.
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#12  Edited By dethfish
@Keyser_Soze: Hey, I'm just saying what I heard on Fox News.
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#13  Edited By Wolverine

Left Power! xD

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#14  Edited By Scooper

Screw you lefties I hate all of you for no reason!

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#15  Edited By dethfish

Well if Jeff is left handed then I guess you can't all be bad.

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Sign me up.

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#17  Edited By Wolverine

I am going to cut off my right hand to show you how truly lefty I am!

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#18  Edited By gingertastic_10

hitler was right handed.......i think lefties win.........ok other then that bad joke i just made, i can use both hands to write and stuff like that...so :/

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#19  Edited By skywing

YESSSS LEFTIES

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#20  Edited By End_Boss

I'm left-handed.
...
We are the master race.

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#21  Edited By oldschool
@Dethfish77 said:
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Pfft, lefties.

I heard lefties where the cause of our current economic situation. How do you feel about that?

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No it was the right leaning types in big business  :-)

I thought that this was about being a good citizen based on being a socialist, by the title.  I am disappointed  :-(

I am right and my partner is left.  We live in harmony.
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#22  Edited By Hamst3r

LEFTIES, FTW!

I don't use any special left-handed things though. Fuck that. I can use right-handed scissors with my left hand.  I play guitar right-handed.  I use can openers right-handed. I can use a mouse with either hand, makes no difference. My right-handed writing is legible too, though I don't do this often cause LEFT HANDED IS BETTAR!!
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#23  Edited By Claude

I like my Best Buy, because when I have to sign the touch screen, their pin's cord is on the left hand side. Awesome, those things have put me into some awkward situations. Thanks my Best Buy.

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#24  Edited By vidiot
@Dethfish77 said:
" @Keyser_Soze: Hey, I'm just saying what I heard on Fox News. "
I'm tired of Fox News and their endless bias against left handed people.

As a right handed person, I will reach across the isle to you left handed people as a sign of mutual understanding.

BTW: Is it true that left handed people are incapable of living happy lives, breathe fire, sunk the titanic, killed the dinosaurs, run the world via shadowy organizations such as the Illuminati and The Patriots, and for the most part are a massive detriment to our global society?

Ya know...Just wondering...A friend of mine from a friend said some stuff...
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#26  Edited By Jimbo
@Dethfish77 said:
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Pfft, lefties.

I heard lefties where the cause of our current economic situation. How do you feel about that?

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I heard lefties get given a wheelchair at birth.
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#27  Edited By Canberra

You may have a slight advantage over us in hand to hand combat, but this doesn't change the fact that you only exist because we permit it.

Right is right.

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#28  Edited By Azteck

Fuck y'all righties! Us left handed folk are superior in everything.

Take Eric Clapton for example; left handed and awesome.

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#29  Edited By crunchUK

i am left handed and look i am so popular bombing runs get pulled back just so that i can make it

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#30  Edited By cc23574

It's commen knowledge that us lefties accomples great things in our lives. As oppose to the righties.......

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just curious but who here has a left master eye?

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#33  Edited By Canberra
@kitsune_conundrum:

Yeah i do.
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#34  Edited By Suicrat

I'm a leftie and I'm indifferent!

Wait... that's not what you wanted to hear, is it?

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#35  Edited By NickM

Its war!


Right-handed people are awesome :)
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#36  Edited By ninjakiller

When the revolution finally comes, the lefties shall be lined up against the wall, not us righteous righties!

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Left handed? LOOOL.

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#38  Edited By Video_Game_King

This uprising cannot be good. *sends ambidextrous spies into your organization*

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#39  Edited By toowalrus

I'm a lefty... but what would happen if we united? Nothing special, we're all normal dudes! Dont you get that!?!

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#40  Edited By Kiemoe

I'm left handed, you can see because my profile picture is of me jumping with my left hand up. Also, Link is left handed. So we pretty much win.

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#42  Edited By HandsomeDead

Right is might. You're all scum.

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#43  Edited By AgentJ

A-Left-ica, FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

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#44  Edited By daniel_beck_90

Any left-handed person whom I know is a decent person .  Praise thou lefty !

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#45  Edited By Azteck

This just in, Luchadeer is left-hoofed. Now you must all turn.

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#46  Edited By dethfish

Fuck a Systems Wars forum. We need a Handedness(?) Wars forum.

These are the things that matter.

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#47  Edited By Kane

i masturbate with my left, does that count? can i join your club now?

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#48  Edited By Azteck
@Kane
That's all that matters. You're in!

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#49  Edited By Wolverine

I'm left handed and a year back a really old guy that subbed my math class told me to stop writing with my left hand. When I asked why he told me because satan is left handed. That guy is pretty fucked up.

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#50  Edited By cc23574
@Wolverine said:
"I'm left handed and a year back a really old guy that subbed my math class told me to stop writing with my left hand. When I asked why he told me because satan is left handed. That guy is pretty fucked up. "

I lol'd!