Before I get into my thoughts on SS I just want to congratulate everyone on our campaign to claim back the Wrestling Ring as our the official WM wrestling forum. Good job, duders!
John Cena and The Rock vs. Awesome Truth
This is the match that WWE seems to be trying to sell us the PPV with, and to be honest it is the one I am least interested in. I'm sure that the Rock's return to the ring will help the buy rate and will certainly attract some older fans, but at what cost? For starters it kind of killed a lot of momentum that the conspiracy storyline had. Cena and the Rock just kind of got pulled into it because they wanted them to team up and needed someone for them to face. The aren't really selling the rage and frustration Cena may have towards the two as much as they are the return of the Rock angle. The Rock's involvement has forced them to shuffle the deck around and in the process we have left things sort of scattered about. I have seen Cena in tag matches against Truth and Miz more times than I would ever care for, and the simple fact that his partner this time just happens to be the Rock really doesn't excite me all that much.
CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio for the WWE Title
CM Punk is the best thing WWE has going for them at the moment. He puts on great matches and his promos are always amazing. It is a shame that Del Rio can't really hold his own on the microphone against Punk. I'm sure this feud would be a bit more engaging if he was. But come Survivor Series that really won't matter because I'm positive that these guys will put on a great show. Don't expect a clean finish, though. And don't expect for this conflict to be resolved in one night. Del Rio walks out champ and faces Punk again at TLC.
Big Show vs. Mark Henry for the World Heavyweight Title
I think this rivalry should have been dropped after Vengeance because, well, they aren't going to top the ending of their initial confrontation. Big Show is just keeping Henry busy until the time is right for another challenger to step up to the plate. Big Show wouldn't gain anything from a win over Henry and it would be a waste of Henry's extremely successful monster heel run. No, Henry is being built up to help put a younger wrestler way the hell over. Expect someone like Sheamus or Daniel Bryan to be the one to bring down the world's strongest man and his house of pain. Henry retains at SS.
Zack Ryder vs Dolph Ziggler for the United States Championship
Know what would be a good way to get people to care about US Championship again? Give it to someone they actually like and want to see succeed. If Ryder wins then I would care about if he retains or not because I like Ryder and I want him to be successful. I want him to matter. Plus Ziggler doesn't need the title anymore. Rumor has it that WWE officials are really high on Ziggler at the moment and he will most likely get a main event push in the coming months. Him holding on to a midcard title doesn't do him any favors and holds him back from pursuing the WWE title. Zack Ryder will be the new United States Champion.
Team Orton vs Team Barret
This one right is is one fucked up hodgepodge Frankenstein's monster of match. What is the story here? Why are these guys teaming up? Well, there isn't one. In fact, this is actually multiple storylines that have been thrown together. Because, hey, we have to have one 5v5 match on the card somewhere.
The heels make a bit more sense than the faces. Barret, Rhodes, Christian, and Swagger all grouped up against Triple H and had a loosely affiliated stable for a couple of weeks, so those guys have history. Then there is Hunico. There are two reasons why he is here. The first one is because they didn't want to double book Ziggler for two months in a row. The second is because they need to do something with the Hunico/Sin Cara story and the past has already proven that the crowd gets pretty dead when it is just the two of them in the ring. It is hard to construct a compelling narrative when one guy has no charisma and the other one doesn't ever fucking talk.
On the other side of the ring we have the motley crew of Orton, Sheamus, Kofi Kingston, Sin Cara, and MASON RYAN. It is only when you look at the good guys side of the match that you realize that this thing was thrown together on the spot. It is Orton's guys verses Barret's guys. But wait, I thought Orton's main feud was against Rhodes. Shouldn't he be captaining the other team? So I guess that Barret is the leader of their little click? It seemed more like Christian was, but whatever. Anyway, this is really just a bunch of programs all being done in one match. You have Sheamus and Christian, you have Sin Cara and Hunico, you got Kofi and Swagger, and then you have Orton and Barret/Rhodes...So what the fuck is Mason Ryan doing here? Oh right, Evan Bourne got suspended for a month. Guess they had to find someone to fill that spot and why not use Welsh Batista? Remember that one time he turned on Ziggler and Swagger? That is a good enough reason to have him involved. That is totally a strong enough reason.
I don't know who is going to win. I don't think it will matter. Wow. That was a wall of text.
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