man i got a fuckin problem, my shits all fucked, i punched my fuckin girlfriend, to make me feel tough man, i've done that before, fuck the fuckin law, i punched my fucking mother out, and spat on the whore
Duder, you better be yankin' my chain. You don't hit ladies. Especially your girlfriend. Christ seems like everyone who has a girlfriend is a dick to them but us without try our darndest to be nice but get nothing.
@Sammichman: I have a girlfriend, and I'm not a dick to her..
@EvilEmOBuNnY: Punching your girlfriend to feel tough is the weakest shit I have EVER heard. Chances are your shit could be worse than it is. All you emo kids need to figure out that the world isn't out to get you all the fucking time. Life isn't fair to anyone you aren't special.
well i was watching tv and i asked my gf nicely to turn to the game, so she said shes watching something atm i said wtf im missing it cause i paid to watch this game i order it so i punched her and my mom tried to hold me back so i punched her too.
I'm thinking about buying this one, because my old one is really noisy. However, I've heard you can go to a shop to get it repaired, but that would cost me around 100 bucks. Do I go with the new, $139 impact wrench or just repair the old one?
" Duder, you better be yankin' my chain. You don't hit ladies. Especially your girlfriend. Christ seems like everyone who has a girlfriend is a dick to them but us without try our darndest to be nice but get nothing. "
word my dear friend. apologies on behalf of the woman species.
" @nanikore: I'd get the new one. The carrying case is an attractive addition to the overall package. "
You're probably right. Now that I take a closer look at it, that looks like a really sturdy carrying case. The one I have for my old impact wrench is broken, and buying a separate case that fits would be a hassle, not to mention how expensive it would be.
" man i got a fuckin problem, my shits all fucked, i punched my fuckin girlfriend, to make me feel toughman, i've done that before, fuck the fuckin law, i punched my fucking mother out, and spat on the whore "
With that face, its a wonder nobody has killed you yet.
@nanikore: The problem with that is that it's only been rated 2 and a half stars. Do you want to disagree with someone on the internet? It's up to you, but I'd repair the old one. Alternatively, you could just buy some sound proofing headphones to wear while you work for about $50, or you could start a wrench-based music group, with your extremely noise wrench as the lead, or base.
" well i was watching tv and i asked my gf nicely to turn to the game, so she said shes watching something atm i said wtf im missing it cause i paid to watch this game i order it so i punched her and my mom tried to hold me back so i punched her too. "
" @nanikore: The problem with that is that it's only been rated 2 and a half stars. Do you want to disagree with someone on the internet? It's up to you, but I'd repair the old one. Alternatively, you could just buy some sound proofing headphones to wear while you work for about $50, or you could start a wrench-based music group, with your extremely noise wrench as the lead, or base. "
It's a tough call. How popular is the wrench-based music genre?
" man i got a fuckin problem, my shits all fucked, i punched my fuckin girlfriend, to make me feel toughman, i've done that before, fuck the fuckin law, i punched my fucking mother out, and spat on the whore "
With that face, its a wonder nobody has killed you yet. "
Listen fool, this thread is about wrenches now. Post one.
" man i got a fuckin problem, my shits all fucked, i punched my fuckin girlfriend, to make me feel toughman, i've done that before, fuck the fuckin law, i punched my fucking mother out, and spat on the whore "
With that face, its a wonder nobody has killed you yet. "
" @nanikore: The problem with that is that it's only been rated 2 and a half stars. Do you want to disagree with someone on the internet? It's up to you, but I'd repair the old one. Alternatively, you could just buy some sound proofing headphones to wear while you work for about $50, or you could start a wrench-based music group, with your extremely noise wrench as the lead, or base. "
It's a tough call. How popular is the wrench-based music genre? "
i heard its more of a underground scene at the moment but it is tipped to burst into the main stream any time now
@nanikore: There's a small, but dedicated fan base. If only the wrench-based music genre were to branch out a bit, then maybe other people would listen to it more. I think you have the potential.
@nanikore: also cheak out bands such as: Crossed Thread Seazed Nut Stripped Thread ( lead monkey wrench from crossed threads side project, very experimental, very cool)
@Aaox:@CptChiken: Well, that settles it, I guess. I'm going with the earphones and the old impact wrench. Now I just need a good band name.
@EvilEmOBuNnY said:
" @DragoonKain1687 said:
" @EvilEmOBuNnY said:
" man i got a fuckin problem, my shits all fucked, i punched my fuckin girlfriend, to make me feel toughman, i've done that before, fuck the fuckin law, i punched my fucking mother out, and spat on the whore "
With that face, its a wonder nobody has killed you yet. "
kill me for what "
I think he's referring to your horrid aesthetics which make you look like a zombie. He is surprised that nobody has taken a shotgun to your face yet.
" @Aaox:@CptChiken: Well, that settles it, I guess. I'm going with the earphones and the old impact wrench. Now I just need a good band name.
@EvilEmOBuNnY said:
" @DragoonKain1687 said:
" @EvilEmOBuNnY said:
" man i got a fuckin problem, my shits all fucked, i punched my fuckin girlfriend, to make me feel toughman, i've done that before, fuck the fuckin law, i punched my fucking mother out, and spat on the whore "
With that face, its a wonder nobody has killed you yet. "
kill me for what "
I think he's referring to your horrid aesthetics which make you look like a zombie. He is surprised that nobody has taken a shotgun to your face yet.
@nanikore: Very good! It should have a good wrench-based metaphor, show people what you're about and that. Something like 'Wrench Zeppelin' or 'Queens of the Wrench Age'. Maybe 'Wrench Fighters'. Or, if you wanted to be really edgy, you could just be called 'Wrench.' Or how about spelling it wrong on purpose? 'Rench', or something. The possibilities are endless!
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