List of things that piss you off

I had an immensely frustrating day, so I decided to start a forum on things that annoy you personally. I figured this can be in your personal life, music, games, relationships, whatever. For me, I get very annoyed at:

1) People in classes who feel like they are having a one-on-one dialogue with the professor, and won't shut the hell up.

2) Loud people on my dormitory floor who trash the common areas.

3) Having bad professors/teachers who shouldn't be teaching a class.

4) Having aforementioned teachers destroy your GPA with aforementioned class.

5) Cars with big rims or spoilers. Seriously, you know those make you look like a douche, right?

Those are just a few. What annoys you guys?

• Making lists.
• Repeating things I already said.
• Making lists.

Getting groped at the grocery store.

People who judge me for my phat rims.

The Screened podcast or the constant lack thereof.

• The Red Cross
• Shitty rap beats
• Any cereal other than Cap'n Crunch
• Any fast and furious film other than Tokyo Drift.

Catching up with a TV show any having to wait a week until the next episode.

1) Every day I wake up and remember that Freespace 3 doesn't exist!

2) Games with infinitely respawning enemies. Until you get to/or reach something.

3) Everyone's obsessive love for the Portal games. They're good games but, they've never been anywhere near as great as people keep saying. Then again maybe I'm wrong and I can't see what everyone else sees in them.

4) Any Call of Duty game past the first one (mainly the modern warfare series). It's too easy for me to play the multiplayer.

5) Typing all of this down right now.

6) People who don't give me the money they owe me.

That's it for now. Trust me, you really don't want me to continue.

Just about everything

1. Douche-bags on the internet.

2. People who don't read on the internet.

3. Ignorant Fanboys

4. People who think their opinion is the right one.

5. Borderlands 2s' release date.

6. Not having more free time.

7. Screamo

Loud and obnoxious people who think's they are funny and laugh at their own jokes and then does this dumb smile that MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THEIR STUPID FUCKING FACE!

Call of Duty's simultaneous descent in quality and ascent in popularity.

The current state of TimeSplitters 4.

Dragon Age II

College students who think their problems are actually real problems.

Also, people who do not know how to make a deadline.

People being shitty on the internet. Its 2012. Lets just be friends.

• Emotional, irrational, illogical people
• Unintelligent people
• Pretentious people
• Easily offended people

@dbol said:

• Unintelligent people

I could get into a debate of why that's wrong, i could. But i won't.

Anyway, Croatians. (just kidding)

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

@dbol said:

• Unintelligent people

I could get into a debate of why that's wrong, i could. But i won't.

Anyway, Croatians. (just kidding)

No, tell me.

• Ignorance of the Shift key's use (You've got two of them, goddammit! Have you never wondered what they were for?).
• Poorly constructed sentences where the poster's first language is English.
• Not being able to come up with another item to round out my list.

People on facebook pretending to care about this Kony stuff.

@CookieMonster said:

People on facebook pretending to care about this Kony stuff.

This.

People like you.

• Latin electronic dance music. e.g. Reggaeton, moombathon, that goes DUN KA-DUNKA, DUN KA-DUNKA with some teeth-grindingly annoying synths and singy-ladies on top.
• Spoilers,
• people who carelessly drop spoilers,
• People who can't have a serious discussion without getting emotional and throwing ad-hominem attacks.

Memes

Idiots who speak in memes (aka "sheeple")

Idiots

People who act like they'll die if their cellphone is removed from their hands

People who walk their dogs and don't clean up the sh!t

Billions of other things

@CookieMonster said:

People on facebook pretending to care about this Kony stuff.

Hear hear.

6)@Unknown_Pleasures . Your move, bunghole licker.

7) Loud dogs. They're never big, they're always those really small dogs, like poodles. You just wanna kick them off a bridge.

8) Every pokemon game after Gold and Silver.

Oh and @crusader8463 I see wut yu did thur

8.Rival video game website. What assholes.

@crusader8463 said:

• Making lists.
• Repeating things I already said.
• Making lists.

YOU ARE SOOO PISSED RIGHT NOW. DAMN SON.

-Road construction that forces you to merge, and the idiots who wait until the very last second to so. -People that get easily offended. Not everything is racist, so chill out and shut the fuck up. -People don't have a third thing to put on their list, so they pull it out of their ass.

More:

• My own tendency to procrastinate and not be able to work efficiently
• People making jokes about Justin Bieber
• People on old school dubstep videos commenting about brostep or skrillex

• The new cartoon network cartoons
• People who hate older movies
• People who are too wrapped up in their cell phones, and they don't talk to you when they are right in front of you

@Godlyawesomeguy said:

@CookieMonster said:

People on facebook pretending to care about this Kony stuff.

This.

Also, new fads and popular culture. I cannot stand people referencing that shit, unless it is in some clever, funny joke.

Winning.

(I'm an awful person)

The Sims 3: Showtime Katy Perry Collector’s Edition.

@whyareyoucrouchingspock said:

The Sims 3: Showtime Katy Perry Collector’s Edition.

LOL

...I just found out this is a real thing. I thought it was a joke.

I'm so disappointed in life right now.

@Angre_Leperkan439 said:

I had an immensely frustrating day, so I decided to start a forum on things that annoy you personally. I figured this can be in your personal life, music, games, relationships, whatever. For me, I get very annoyed at:

1) People in classes who feel like they are having a one-on-one dialogue with the professor, and won't shut the hell up.

2) Loud people on my dormitory floor who trash the common areas.

3) Having bad professors/teachers who shouldn't be teaching a class.

4) Having aforementioned teachers destroy your GPA with aforementioned class.

5) Cars with big rims or spoilers. Seriously, you know those make you look like a douche, right?

Those are just a few. What annoys you guys?

I could not agree anymore with this list!

Is there a limit to how often you can create a topic, or am I just banned? I wanted to ask you guys how much pizza you eat, like for dinner. What is an average amount of pizza to eat? I can't stop eating pizza and I eat an entire pizza every time. Is this normal? Also, negative people on forums are what annoy me most.

The state of professional wrestling for the past five years.

1) Finding out someone does NOT play Magic: The Gathering

2) Good TV shows getting canceled ( I miss you Caprica!)

3) People who cannot stand being wrong and make loopholes to prove they are kind of right.

4) Cauliflower (Seriously, where do they get off?!)

Well since you asked so nicely,

-Biased professors (If you goto shelton, dont get bamburg. I've gotten a 100 in every english class I've had since her. Yes, you read that right, not an "A" - I didn't get a 90. I got 100s. That girl tried to give me a D. You need a C to pass classes at shelton, so she wanted me to *know* she hated my guts. I changed *nothing* about my writing style. She just hated me, as she did just about everyone in the class who didnt follow her anachronistic bible-thumping bs to the letter. Ugh, she made me sick. I can't believe I even tried to reason with her! Im just glad you dont have to actually "discuss" your reasons for dropping a class with teachers anymore at shelton. That would have been an interesting conversation, to say the least...)

-People trying to monetize on something in a way that defeats the purpose of the idea

-People screaming about how shit they think justin bieber is

@carlfoster91 said:

4) Cauliflower (Seriously, where do they get off?!)

Wait till you see Brocaflower. That shit's ridiculous!

And @iWonder , I feel your pain bro. I've had a bad professor several times in my college courses.

-When you go to eat cereal and realize that there's not enough cereal for an entire bowl.

-When somebody leaves only the end pieces of a loaf of bread and doesn't go to get more bread.

1. People

@Harkat:Well unless you are latin it would be really easy to say something you don't understand bothers you.But I find some of it kind of annoying too.Mainly anything with Pitbull in it.

But I'd say

• People who think religion is everything and use god in every sentence
• That Kony facebook shit
• Little to no pulp in my juice
• Too much pulp in my juice
• How people think the solution to everything is education
• People who think they are MMA experts just by watching UFC
• Current state of Pro-wrestling
• Floyd Mayweather(someone beat this snobby prick already)
• Ordered lists
• etc etc.

1. Cynicism

*Special Music edition*

-Rock music nowadays.

-Rock music vocals nowadays.

-That whatever-core is what most people think of when they think of "metal"

-People who think their music is weird and different when it turns out to be some hipster crap.

-That my friends know that I don't like the a lot of their music yet they make me listen to it like I'll magically start liking it.

- ^That I don't say anything and just let it happen anyway.

That's all I can think of for now

The only thing that comes to mind right now is when people say, "really? really?! REALLY!?!" Is there an echo in this motherfucker?

People who park in handicapped spots for no other reason than them being fat.

Laws that allow for old people to drive without regular driver's tests.

The textbook industry.

People in power who should not be in power.

edit: passive aggressiveness. That's actually number 1. And bitches: women who are just bitchy as hell for now reason. These two seem to go hand-in-hand.

Parody accounts or fan accounts on Twitter. In real life Wiz Khalifa probably doesn't give a fuck if people use hashtags on facebook, and Will Smith doesn't really write inspirational quotes tailored to fat girls with low self esteem and body issues.

fps games

checkout cashiers who are slow

$60 for a 8 hour game with no replay

pushy religious people

fat people who overeat and say they can't lose weight

racist kids on xbox live

games made from movies that suck

people playing extremely loud music at stop lights. I now that 99 percent of the time I hate your music

most great jrpg's are on handhelds

HD-remakes

stop turning 80's cartoons into shitty movies. Yeah I'm talking about transformers 1 2 3 and smurfs.

hispanic people who think just because you aren't hispanic they can they can talk shit about you in spanish in public and you won't know what they are saying

not everything is racist maybe i'm an asshole and hate everybody

when people ask my women why is she with the white dude just because i'm white

Sectarianism (I'm Irish)

Racism

Homophobia

God bother-ers

People who don't understand peer based review

Mouthy bell ends on t'internet

Fanboys

People who don't listen to SLAYER

• Life
• Idiots
• Me

Keep it simple.

So I was having this one on one conversation with a professor back in college, I had a feeling a fellow student looked my way thinking that I wouldn't stop talking, but whatever. If I remember correctly, that same day, friends and I were being loud and we totally trashed the common areas, it was awesome. Nowadays, I teach in college, and I'm pretty sure the students don't think I'm up to the task, so what I do is destroy their GPA's. Other than college, just the other day I went out and bought some spoilers for my car. It was big pimpin'.