Look to your left - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by TheWalkingDemon (30 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Whatever is on the left of your monitor is what you have to survive the first 24 hours of a zombie apocalypse, do you survive? Its just you and me USB cord, till the end.

#2 Posted by CandleJakk (750 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Uh-oh. My camera gear. I've covered wars y'know.

#3 Posted by EuanDewar (4029 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Oh cool, a bottle of Coke.

#4 Posted by CaptainObvious (2944 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

That stupid Duke Nukem bust.

#5 Posted by Inkerman (1340 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Hmm, either a camera, or a wooden mannequin....

#6 Posted by Cincaid (2878 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Lip balm. Damnit.

#7 Posted by MaFoLu (1824 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My computer, or a rubber band.
Either way, I'm set!

#8 Posted by Yummylee (18167 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A dumbbell... well I could of been partnered with worse.

#9 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

The office phone.. fuck

#10 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (5879 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Cigars, yeah, I'd say that's pretty essential.

#11 Posted by Yanngc33 (4472 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

I'm reading this from my phone and the "thing" on my left is an old blond lady

#12 Posted by KarlPilkington (2550 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A remote control, it's pretty solid. I could do some damage with this.

#13 Posted by adz117 (126 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My wall, I'm so totally screwed.

#14 Posted by Lunar_Aura (2780 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A stuffed beanie-baby style dalmatian with a heart in its mouth that says "Be Mine". Zombies gonna be scared, oh yes.

#15 Posted by GeneralZod37 (236 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Some tweezers.

I look forward to eating all of your flesh alongside my zombie brethren.

#16 Posted by musclerider (544 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A domo-kun plushie and an asthma inhaler.

... fuck.

#17 Posted by Vexxan (4554 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Alarm clock...maybe the annoying beep sounds of it will scare them away?

#18 Posted by Sjupp (1883 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My iPhone and a bag of chips. I'm all set!

#19 Posted by Shirogane (3405 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Jug of water or a container full of biscuits.
Hmm, food or water, which do i want?!

#20 Posted by Beforet (2637 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Mirror. Kinda figured my narcissism would come back to haunt me.

#21 Posted by karenfobaren (536 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

@Beforet said:

Mirror. Kinda figured my narcissism would come back to haunt me.

absolutely amazing post avatar combo here

#22 Posted by Asurastrike (2059 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

I'm laying to the left of my MacBook, so my legs are literally all that's to the left of my monitor.

#23 Posted by mmzOne (240 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A baseball bat and/or Eskrima stick. I think I'm good.

#24 Posted by Azteck (7330 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A stranger sitting on the train with me!

Huzzah, I can swing him by the feet!

#25 Posted by GentlemanlyGentleman (308 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A 3DS. Well, I guess I can try to give them a headache.

#26 Posted by punkxblaze (2429 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My sketch pad. I suppose this requires me to document every gruesome moment in speed-drawing form.

#27 Posted by EdBalls (713 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A glass of juice. Pretty much one hit, or I could throw it...

#28 Posted by Hizang (8536 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Chainsaw, how fortunate.

#29 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3413 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A notebook, a copy of Stalker (SoC), Vampire Masquerade: Bloodlines, Medieval Total War II, Shogun Total War, and a pen.

#30 Posted by Kyreo (4594 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

I've got an old monitor. I could Swing it around all awkward like in Dead Rising. That might work. The thing is to my right I have my Spyderco knife. THAT would be perfect.

#31 Posted by LethalKi11ler (1302 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My macbook pro, harddrive, phone and wallet. im ready :)

#32 Edited by imsh_pl (3289 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My 32" TV with a PS3 hooked up. Those things aren't really handy, you know... But hey, at least I won't die of boredom.

#33 Posted by TheUnsavedHero (1161 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Toilet Paper. JACKPOT!!!

#34 Posted by BombKareshi (989 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My wallet, my Blackberry, my flashdrive and my Dad's new cat. This is gonna be awesome!

#35 Posted by Drebin_893 (2804 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

I love broken pink earphones, that's the only weapon I need.

#36 Posted by PenguinDust (12110 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A shotgun and a chainsaw. Woo-hoo!!

Yeah, actually just a laser-printer/copier/fax machine. It's pretty big though so I could do at least as much damage as Frank West did with the cash register.

#37 Posted by rflx (539 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

I have a Wacom stylus. I guess I could stab people with it.

#38 Posted by Riddell (340 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A wireless mouse cradle.

#39 Posted by coakroach (2388 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A really sharp key.

#40 Posted by Unchained (1079 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My wall-tall collection of fantasy hardcovers. I own a kindle and use it more, but I still like owning the physical hardcopies of my favorite authors. Martin, Erikson, Esslemont, Jordon, Salvatore, Brooks, Baker and on the bottom shelf is a smaller collection graphic novels and comic collections.

#41 Edited by probablytuna (2529 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My Don Vito Corleone 12 inch figure. I think I'll be able to hold off some zombies with him.

#42 Posted by JackSukeru (5154 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My cupboard full of figurines, videogames and manga. Maybe I could barricade the door with it, though that still leaves the window.

#43 Posted by SlashDance (1217 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

I see :

A very dusty Bart Simpson moneybox.
3 spoons
A guitar
A hat

I think I'm good.

#44 Posted by Subject2Change (2869 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My AC in my Window or if a do a full 45 degree turn my TV however behind my TV is my Hockey Stick.

#45 Posted by Eaxis (771 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Guitar Hero 2 Guitar. Rock on!

#46 Edited by Management (591 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My 32" TV. At least I get the news of what's happening and where it should be safe to go next.

Just noticed that I have my swiss army knife and a zippo lighter at my right. fuck.

#47 Posted by Daveyo520 (6549 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

A fire poker, not too bad.

#48 Posted by ssj4raditz (1107 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Hmmm, my iPod, a stack of CD-Rs, a cordless phone, and a Game Boy game cart that's been converted to a USB key. Time to die, zombies!!

#49 Posted by STUVNING (120 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

Two USB-drives, one microphone and one remote.

#50 Posted by DonChipotle (2162 posts) - 1 year, 9 months ago

My toolbox. It has a hammer. I am safe.