Mad-Libs Housing Application!

Hey all!

So I'm applying for housing in a specific dorm next year, and as part of the application process, we need to fill in a sort of Mad-Lib. Just wondering what your guys' best answers would be!

Last night, I ran into James Bond while I was __________. I was so _________ that I decided to ________. Then, his ________ showed me how to ________.

Afterwards, Bond said:

"___________________________________________________________"

and I replied "Oh my god!" That shit was _______. We talked about life, and I told him that if I were to fight a Bond Villain he/she would be called __________.

The night came to an end. We started to get annoyed that Bond kept sleeping with random hot chicks, so we ventured off to find the usual [Dorm Name] afterparty. There, we found ______ing _________. That was when I decided [Dorm Name] was definitely ________.

That's not how you do mad libs! You're supposed to just give a list of types of words (noun, verb, etc) not the whole thing. This is like giving away the punch line first!

It kind of works if you just put Hitler in every space.