Man Assults His Mother, With a Taco

From the Orlando Fox News Station:
" A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco."
The full story is in the link.
Apparently, his mother called him down for diner, he refused, then came down, hit her with a taco, then the police arrested her after the mom called the police.

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YOUR LINK IS BROKEN

seems like a funny story but your link doesnt work :(

probably here.

Dude should respect his Mother.

Taco assault is no joke!

One more reason to believe everything posted on the internet.

EDIT: And now that I do believe, I love that mug shot.

Thanks Rowr for the link paste. My link is now working also.

Haha. That's funny, but unnecessary. Still, funny crap on the internet isn't hard to come by, is it?

Great Destructoid article on this. Should have linked that one.

"He then, yes, called his mother... 'a retard'"

Wow, who gives a shit? I once threw a teabag out of a window, where's my fox news story?

Taco!... SLAP!

What do Mexicans think of this?

Taco pwn

So...Tacos will be illegal from now on?

I find it funny that the mom actually called the cops...I wonder how that Conversation went. It would be funny if he gets charged with Assault with a deadly weapon...

Kid looks like a punk. Probably angry he is living at home with mom, and has to play an "X-box"

What a piece of shit, wasting a taco like that.  I would've taken it. 

I love how the press is always very careful to point out any possible relation to video games and violence. The next update on this will probably ask the question: "was this horrific incident of taco-related violence brought about by a previously unseen addiction to

VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES?"

"What do Mexicans think of this?"

Kid seems like a spoiled little prick. hope he becomes someones bitch in jail.

Haha that's actually kind of awesome. I wonder what the police said on the radio to the patrol cars.

"Haha that's actually kind of awesome. I wonder what the police said on the radio to the patrol cars."

Misplaced, commas are fun!

"A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco."

What he meant to say was, God damn! Bitch I wanted a Nacho Bell Grande from Taco Bell!"

Wow...

wow, thats fucked

But the real question is did the taco come from Taco Bell, Shop n' Save, or that Mexican place down the street nobody goes to?

I lul'd

this is the only part from the story you need to know

threw a taco in her face.

Sounds like a typical teenager... he's got a good mother to actually call the police and teach him a lesson.  Come on, if your mother is nice enough to make you tacos even though you don't work or go to school, you should be thankful, and not throw it in her face.

the problem is that the mom called the police.
parenting isn't like it used to be. back in my day, you just got out the old belt...

What a waste of good Mexican food!  I hope they hang this bastard.