I don't usually post random news articles, but this just blew my mind.
I've copied most of it, but you can read the full story here.
One of my best mates from Southend is the manager of a chain pub in Central London. A few weeks ago, he's standing behind the bar when a guy comes up to him looking rather concerned. Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a piss in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole. Not just an eyeball, but like, an eyebrow as well. And the eye was looking around.” So the guy convinces him to let them have a look to put his mind at ease.
They both go to the toilets to check on the two adjoining rooms. As they go through the first door, they discover that the place is pretty much flooded with urine. My mate comments to the guy that obviously this is not usual.
Things get stranger still when they get to the door to the second back room, which is a fire exit and should be unlocked – it isn’t. My friend gets his keys out to unlock the door, and as he begins doing so, a frantic scuffle begins behind the door. As he attempts to push it open, the handle is ripped out of his hand and a dude comes charging out of the room, soaked head to toe in piss. He charges both my friend and the customer (who are too shocked to react) out of the way, screaming, “I didn’t do anything!” as he goes. By the time they regain their sense of reality, the guy has made his escape, leaving them to assess the scene of abject depravity he's left in his wake.
The plumbing for the urinal had been carefully removed and put to one side, leaving a hole in the masonry big enough for a head and shoulders to squeeze in. Tissue paper had been laid on the exposed brick-work to provide a comfortable head rest for what seemed to be a lengthy session of being pissed on. By men. In secret. In a pub belonging to pretty much the biggest pub chain in Britain. Oh, and did I mention the snorkel? The police are called. Forensics scour the scene but no fingerprints can be found owing to the copious amounts of wee on every single surface.