Matt Kessler is the white Mark Henry

I KNEW i'd seen that face before

So what do you guys think? The way his face sort of encapsulates his eyes. If only Kessler could grow a sick beard.

Does anyone else get "deja vu" with certain people's faces? It happens to me but i forget about it and then if i see the persons's counterpart I forget who it was in the first place :S

They don't look very similar at all.

I'll get behind this . Kessler just needs to start working out .

I agree that the facial structure around the eyes and maybe even the mouth look similar to my mental image of Bodega.

That kinda stuff is quite fascinating since I notice certain features in people I see in my daily life that resemble media people.

We're all just made out of Legos, it seems.

@Video_Game_King said:

They don't look very similar at all.

Racist.

I see what you mean with the eyes, at least with the expression on Mark Henry's face. I'd say the similarity ends there, but it's a pretty good one.

Mark Henry is black

That is all.

@Sayishere: Counterparts that are different colours makes it all the more funny!

I found the page of a black man that had been on death row and he looked just like my best friend, it was funny

@Rappelsiini:

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

I would watch Kessler and the interns fight to the death wrestle.

@Video_Game_King said:

@Rappelsiini:

I can't tell if you're joking or not.

Don't you hate it when you can't tell the tone of someone elses post? :p

@Video_Game_King: Joking, of course.

Not at all dude.

I can see it.

That dude is black and Kessler does wear that one black t-shirt all the time..

I see what you're getting at.

The eye structure is kind of similar....

Someone needs to photoshop Kessler with a beard and cornrows.

hahahahahahahahha oh man 
 
 
The World's Strongest Intern Matt Bodega

When did Mark Henry become the World Heavyweight Champion?

When did Mark Henry become the World Heavyweight Champion?

If I squint real hard..... ya why not.

I don't think so, but this gave me a good laugh, so OK.

I'll concede to this if you'll agree that Patrick Klepek is somehow a young Bob Dylan come from the past to save us from the future.

That guy looks like a gorilla.

He kinda does looks like Matt...maybe the area around the eyes.

@Video_Game_King said:

They don't look very similar at all.

Perhaps this helps?

...Kessler's signature "ridiculously narrow glasses".

@Rappelsiini said:

@Video_Game_King: Joking, of course.

Never Compromise...

But more on topic, I definitely see the resemblance.

@ProfessorK said:

I'll concede to this if you'll agree that Patrick Klepek is somehow a young Bob Dylan come from the past to save us from the future.

I thought that WAS Patrick! Holy crap

May Kessler is the white.

I don't see it but fuck me do I find this funny.

@ProfessorEss said:

@Video_Game_King said:

They don't look very similar at all.

Perhaps this helps?

...Kessler's signature "ridiculously narrow glasses".

Yes.

@ProfessorEss said:

@Video_Game_King said:

They don't look very similar at all.

Perhaps this helps?

...Kessler's signature "ridiculously narrow glasses".

Kessler is bigger, but yeah, there is definitely a similarity.

@ProfessorEss said:

@Video_Game_King said:

They don't look very similar at all.

Perhaps this helps?

...Kessler's signature "ridiculously narrow glasses".

YES

                   

I can see it.

That dude is black and Kessler does wear that one black t-shirt all the time..

                   

               

You're all horribly racist... but he totally does.

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE

"The Worlds Strongest man" (Kessler that is)

@ProfessorEss said:

@Video_Game_King said:

They don't look very similar at all.

Perhaps this helps?

...Kessler's signature "ridiculously narrow glasses".

Holy shit.

I can see it.

@GlenTennis: yay moderator approval! I was scared you guys would lock it :(

Props to ProfessorEss though that photoshop, HAS to convert the non-believers

@GlenTennis said:

@ProfessorEss said:

@Video_Game_King said:

They don't look very similar at all.

Perhaps this helps?

...Kessler's signature "ridiculously narrow glasses".

Holy shit.

Wow, i retract my earlier statement. i want Kessler to grow facia; hair. like right now.

Well shit.

@Sayishere said:

Wow, i retract my earlier statement. i want Kessler to grow facia; hair. like right now.

How 'bout we get those corn rows goin first, then we worry about the beard?

Didn't see it at all until the glasses. Hot damn.

Does this mean Matt Kessler will impregnate an elderly woman who gives birth to a hand?  Or will he later go from being one of the worst things about Giant Bomb to one of the best things ever?  I am down with some Sexual White Chocolate.

@bartok said:

Does this mean Matt Kessler will impregnate an elderly woman who gives birth to a hand?

Oh god, I had forgotten about that...

With that photoshop, yes they do look similar but Matt Kessler wishes he was Mark Henry (Kessler's heart pumps Kool-Aid!)

VANILLA LUV

Dear god.

On a side note, I once rode on the same plane as Mark Henry a couple years ago.

Matt Kessler is Sexual Chocolate