Meet the perfect man.

1. 6 feet tall
2. Toned and athletic
3. Brown eyes
4. Short dark hair
5. Smart dress sense
6. Beer drinker
7. Non-smoker
8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
9. Gets ready in 17 minutes
10. Stylish
11. Wants a family
12. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13. Loves shopping
14. Eats meat
15. Clean shaven
16. Smooth chest
17. Watches soaps
18. Enjoys watching football
19. Drives an Audi
20. Educated to degree level
21. Earns more than his other half
22. Jokes around and has a laugh
23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24. Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25. Admits it when he looks at other women
26. Has a driver's license
27. Can swim
28. Can ride a bike
29. Can change a tire
30. Calls mom regularly

http://living.msn.com/love-relationships/the-heart-beat-blog-post?post=912d1372-51d0-4082-b5ef-ca24e757d779&gt1=32166

So how many of you guys are perfect? How many of the ladies agree with this list? How many hetero dudes see this and wish they could be gay? Welp that should be enough questions to keep this thread open, happy posting!

I lost on the very first number

Brown eyes? Perfect?

Surely you jest

I also lost on the first one, 5,10 is close though! I also say that Blue Eyes is far superior to Brown Eyes.

I got about 23 from that list.. not bad.

WHAT ABOUT ANIMAL MAGNETISM

that list is kinda gross

@RobotHamster: Don't be shy son, tell us the answers you got right on the test. No fun otherwise.

*barf*

I meet 22 of those things, but I'm pretty sure my other traits balance it out.

I have 6 of those things. Excellent.

@Animasta: "What ignorant, boring, conservative women want in a man." wouldn't be a great headline.

I can be whatever you want baby.

Am I right guys?

@artgarcrunkle said:

1. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
2. Earns more than his other half

@artgarcrunkle said:

@Animasta: "What ignorant, boring, conservative women want in a man." wouldn't be a great headline.

fair enough!

also how does the perfect man watch soaps when he is supposed to be earning more than his partner

@artgarcrunkle said:

1. Brown eyes
2. Beer drinker
3. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
4. Watches soaps
5. Enjoys watching football
6. Drives an Audi
7. Earns more than his other half
8. Can swim
9. Can ride a bike

The ones I left are the ones I don't agree with.

1. Eye color is just a damn color.

2. I don't care if he drinks beer or not.

3. What the hell are smart jeans?

4. I hate soaps!

5. He can watch any sport he wants.

6. Also drive any damn car he wants.

7. Does every guy really need to earn more than his spouse to feel accomplished, or is it the other way around?

I don't really mind if I earn more than him.

Why the hell would I care if he can swim, or ride a bike?

48 Grand a year? Fuck off.

Drives an Audi... loves shopping... watches soaps? Isn't this what women have gay male friends for?

1. 6 feet tall - nope
2. Toned and athletic - nope
3. Brown eyes - yep
4. Short dark hair - yep
5. Smart dress sense - eh
6. Beer drinker - Not a big beer guy but on occassion
7. Non-smoker - yep
8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - Definitely no v-necks but the rest, sure
9. Gets ready in 17 minutes - uh...guess I never timed myself
10. Stylish - same as number 5?
11. Wants a family - yeah, sure
12. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year - I'm a student so yeah, definitely not
13. Loves shopping - Unless I'm shopping online, I don't want to be shopping
14. Eats meat - yep
15. Clean shaven - yep
16. Smooth chest - sure
17. Watches soaps - no...
18. Enjoys watching football - yep
19. Drives an Audi - nope
20. Educated to degree level - hopefully, soon
21. Earns more than his other half - We've been over this, consult number 12
22. Jokes around and has a laugh - I've been known as a "jokester"
23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset - yeah, I guess so
24. Says 'I love you' only when he means it - Ask me when I find someone I want to say it to.
25. Admits it when he looks at other women - Yeah, sure
26. Has a driver's license - yep
27. Can swim - Yeah but not a very well
28. Can ride a bike - yep
29. Can change a tire - nope
30. Calls mom regularly - Well, I live with her so does that count?

I think I failed the test.

I can agree with this.

1. 5'11" Dammit!
2. Nope
3. Brown eyes check!
4. Hair as well
5. I doubt it
6. prefer vodka
7. not cigarettes
8. I don't know what smart jeans means
9. gets ready in 10 minutes....
10. nope
11. meh...
12. check
13. if it's online
14. meat is delicious
15. only when I feel like shaving
16. sadly no
17. Is it's always sunny in philly a soap?
18. would rather watch hockey
19. no
20. yes
21. lol "other half"
22. I love funny shit
23. sure
24. ONLY when I mean it
25. my eyes betray me every time
26. yeppers
27. I can swim hella good and laugh at people who can't
28. I can ride a bike hella good and laugh at people who can't
29. yes
30. nnoooooo.....

Man with such low numbers I wonder how I ever got laid....

Sounds like a douche to me.

@Coafi: 3. $100+

6. How are you going to make your friends jelly in a Ford? Gosh.

7. I think in this case it's women who still believe in archaic gender roles for whatever reason.

@Animasta Who knows what happens in the fantasy world these people live in. Trophy husband obviously has a prestige job where he doesn't do any actual work, maybe they skype and sync up some of that sweet sweet drama on hulu.

I feel like most of this list was describing:

or possibly even:

I earned 17 points. I'm also 19 and in college, so that forcibly changes what a few of those would have to be.

@Sparklykiss: I can see David Duchovny's icky chest pubes in that pic. Shave that shit bro you gotta look baby smooth when we roll by Lindsay's apartment in your Audi......that hag will be sooooo jelly.........

I've been watching a lot of Hitchcock films. They all fit perfectly.

Don't worry, ladies. We'll be here to bask in your sorrow once Captain Metrosexual cheats on you for a thinner, more out going woman without giving two shits about your feelings. Enjoy the Ben & Jerry's ice cream with your reruns of Sex in the City.

@artgarcrunkle: It's like being with a warm and cuddly teddy bear who looks good in just a teacup! I say it stays.

And things like this make me wonder just which sorts of women did they survey here? It doesn't have the best focus and makes me think it was just 2000 cougars. Mrrow.

1. Toned and athletic (getting there, I've been working out and riding my bike to work)
2. Short dark hair
3. Smart dress sense (I guess?)
4. Non-smoker
5. Gets ready in 17 minutes (I can shower and get clothed in 15)
6. Wants a family
7. Loves shopping (Kinda)
8. Eats meat
9. Smooth chest
10. Earns more than his other half
11. Jokes around and has a laugh
12. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
13. Says 'I love you' only when he means it
14. Admits it when he looks at other women
15. Has a driver's license
16. Can swim
17. Can ride a bike
18. Can change a tire
19. Calls mom regularly

All the ones I got

That's okay women, you may not love me, but i love you. And that's how rapists are born. Edit: Fucked up? Fucked up.

@TheDudeOfGaming: Fucked up.

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

That's okay women, you may not love me, but i love you. And that's how rapists are born. Edit: Fucked up? Fucked up.

That's fucked up.

@TheDudeOfGaming: That's pretty edgy. I'm a little on edge. Can you tell some dead baby jokes to take the edge off?}

Edit: In case it wasn't clear. You corny.

@artgarcrunkle: Edit: It wasn't, sarcasm doesn't translate well dude. @OneManX: @Dany: I'm sorry, I've been playing Manhunt 2 a lot lately, so my fucked up senses are way off.

For some reason I feel like all the women they surveyed were late 30s to 40s moms with a husband they kinda don't care for anymore and a bunch of kids, that's just the feeling I get.

That guy sounds boring as FUCK. Also, this:

@TheHumanDove said:

Brown eyes? Perfect?

Surely you jest

I eat meat! Therefore I am the perfect man. Eff the other 29 traits.

Aww, you didn't have to make a thread about m-... oh.

Seriously, though, I don't think I'd want to be with somebody who lists "watches soaps, drives an Audi, and enjoys football" among their "musts". That speaks volumes, and none of it good.

I'm good for a majority of it, actually.  
 
 
Stay gelatinous. 

@TheHumanDove said:

Brown eyes? Perfect?

Surely you jest

@Milkman said:

I think I failed the test.

That might be the perfect man, but I could kick his ass.

"Gets ready in 17 minutes" interesting stipulation considering how long some women take to get ready.

Guy sounds like a douchebag.

Real perfect man list.

There can be only one:

@artgarcrunkle said:

1. 6 feet tall
2. Toned and athletic
3. Brown eyes
4. Short dark hair
5. Smart dress sense
6. Beer drinker
7. Non-smoker
8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper (sometimes, sure)
9. Gets ready in 17 minutes (what does that even mean?)
10. Stylish
11. Wants a family
12. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
13. Loves shopping
14. Eats meat
15. Clean shaven
16. Smooth chest
17. Watches soaps
18. Enjoys watching football
19. Drives an Audi
20. Educated to degree level
21. Earns more than his other half
22. Jokes around and has a laugh
23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
24. Says 'I love you' only when he means it
25. Admits it when he looks at other women
26. Has a driver's license
27. Can swim
28. Can ride a bike
29. Can change a tire
30. Calls mom regularly

Here's my verdict.

Failed at #6. I feel like this test is difficult to perfect.