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#1 Posted by artgarcrunkle (970 posts) -
  1. 6 feet tall
  2. Toned and athletic
  3. Brown eyes
  4. Short dark hair
  5. Smart dress sense
  6. Beer drinker
  7. Non-smoker
  8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
  9. Gets ready in 17 minutes
  10. Stylish
  11. Wants a family
  12. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
  13. Loves shopping
  14. Eats meat
  15. Clean shaven
  16. Smooth chest
  17. Watches soaps
  18. Enjoys watching football
  19. Drives an Audi
  20. Educated to degree level
  21. Earns more than his other half
  22. Jokes around and has a laugh
  23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
  24. Says 'I love you' only when he means it
  25. Admits it when he looks at other women
  26. Has a driver's license
  27. Can swim
  28. Can ride a bike
  29. Can change a tire
  30. Calls mom regularly

http://living.msn.com/love-relationships/the-heart-beat-blog-post?post=912d1372-51d0-4082-b5ef-ca24e757d779&gt1=32166

So how many of you guys are perfect? How many of the ladies agree with this list? How many hetero dudes see this and wish they could be gay? Welp that should be enough questions to keep this thread open, happy posting!

#2 Posted by SomeDeliCook (2341 posts) -

I lost on the very first number

#3 Posted by TheHumanDove (2523 posts) -

Brown eyes? Perfect?

Surely you jest

#4 Edited by Hizang (8532 posts) -

I also lost on the first one, 5,10 is close though! I also say that Blue Eyes is far superior to Brown Eyes.

#5 Posted by RobotHamster (4177 posts) -

I got about 23 from that list.. not bad.

#6 Posted by wealllikepie (757 posts) -

WHAT ABOUT ANIMAL MAGNETISM

#7 Posted by Animasta (14718 posts) -

that list is kinda gross

#8 Posted by smitty86 (700 posts) -
Hello Ladies
#9 Posted by artgarcrunkle (970 posts) -

@RobotHamster: Don't be shy son, tell us the answers you got right on the test. No fun otherwise.

#10 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -

*barf*

#11 Posted by mandude (2669 posts) -

I meet 22 of those things, but I'm pretty sure my other traits balance it out.

#12 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19377 posts) -

I have 6 of those things. Excellent.

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#13 Posted by artgarcrunkle (970 posts) -

@Animasta: "What ignorant, boring, conservative women want in a man." wouldn't be a great headline.

#14 Edited by Dany (7887 posts) -

I can be whatever you want baby.

#15 Posted by Slay3r1583 (632 posts) -

Am I right guys?

@artgarcrunkle said:

  1. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
  2. Earns more than his other half
#16 Posted by Animasta (14718 posts) -

@artgarcrunkle said:

@Animasta: "What ignorant, boring, conservative women want in a man." wouldn't be a great headline.

fair enough!

also how does the perfect man watch soaps when he is supposed to be earning more than his partner

#17 Edited by Coafi (1490 posts) -

@artgarcrunkle said:

  1. Brown eyes
  2. Beer drinker
  3. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper
  4. Watches soaps
  5. Enjoys watching football
  6. Drives an Audi
  7. Earns more than his other half
  8. Can swim
  9. Can ride a bike

The ones I left are the ones I don't agree with.

1. Eye color is just a damn color.

2. I don't care if he drinks beer or not.

3. What the hell are smart jeans?

4. I hate soaps!

5. He can watch any sport he wants.

6. Also drive any damn car he wants.

7. Does every guy really need to earn more than his spouse to feel accomplished, or is it the other way around?

I don't really mind if I earn more than him.

Why the hell would I care if he can swim, or ride a bike?

#18 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -

48 Grand a year? Fuck off.

#19 Posted by TheVeteran13 (1218 posts) -

Drives an Audi... loves shopping... watches soaps? Isn't this what women have gay male friends for?

#20 Posted by Milkman (17202 posts) -
  1. 6 feet tall - nope
  2. Toned and athletic - nope
  3. Brown eyes - yep
  4. Short dark hair - yep
  5. Smart dress sense - eh
  6. Beer drinker - Not a big beer guy but on occassion
  7. Non-smoker - yep
  8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper - Definitely no v-necks but the rest, sure
  9. Gets ready in 17 minutes - uh...guess I never timed myself
  10. Stylish - same as number 5?
  11. Wants a family - yeah, sure
  12. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year - I'm a student so yeah, definitely not
  13. Loves shopping - Unless I'm shopping online, I don't want to be shopping
  14. Eats meat - yep
  15. Clean shaven - yep
  16. Smooth chest - sure
  17. Watches soaps - no...
  18. Enjoys watching football - yep
  19. Drives an Audi - nope
  20. Educated to degree level - hopefully, soon
  21. Earns more than his other half - We've been over this, consult number 12
  22. Jokes around and has a laugh - I've been known as a "jokester"
  23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset - yeah, I guess so
  24. Says 'I love you' only when he means it - Ask me when I find someone I want to say it to.
  25. Admits it when he looks at other women - Yeah, sure
  26. Has a driver's license - yep
  27. Can swim - Yeah but not a very well
  28. Can ride a bike - yep
  29. Can change a tire - nope
  30. Calls mom regularly - Well, I live with her so does that count?

I think I failed the test.

#21 Edited by Dany (7887 posts) -

I can agree with this.

#22 Posted by Vinny_Says (5721 posts) -
  1. 5'11" Dammit!
  2. Nope
  3. Brown eyes check!
  4. Hair as well
  5. I doubt it
  6. prefer vodka
  7. not cigarettes
  8. I don't know what smart jeans means
  9. gets ready in 10 minutes....
  10. nope
  11. meh...
  12. check
  13. if it's online
  14. meat is delicious
  15. only when I feel like shaving
  16. sadly no
  17. Is it's always sunny in philly a soap?
  18. would rather watch hockey
  19. no
  20. yes
  21. lol "other half"
  22. I love funny shit
  23. sure
  24. ONLY when I mean it
  25. my eyes betray me every time
  26. yeppers
  27. I can swim hella good and laugh at people who can't
  28. I can ride a bike hella good and laugh at people who can't
  29. yes
  30. nnoooooo.....

Man with such low numbers I wonder how I ever got laid....

#23 Posted by Ketchupp (673 posts) -

Sounds like a douche to me.

#24 Edited by artgarcrunkle (970 posts) -

@Coafi: 3. $100+

6. How are you going to make your friends jelly in a Ford? Gosh.

7. I think in this case it's women who still believe in archaic gender roles for whatever reason.

Who knows what happens in the fantasy world these people live in. Trophy husband obviously has a prestige job where he doesn't do any actual work, maybe they skype and sync up some of that sweet sweet drama on hulu.

#25 Posted by Sparklykiss (1983 posts) -

I feel like most of this list was describing:

David Duchovny

or possibly even:

Nathan Fillion
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#26 Posted by Little_Socrates (5694 posts) -

I earned 17 points. I'm also 19 and in college, so that forcibly changes what a few of those would have to be.

#27 Posted by artgarcrunkle (970 posts) -

@Sparklykiss: I can see David Duchovny's icky chest pubes in that pic. Shave that shit bro you gotta look baby smooth when we roll by Lindsay's apartment in your Audi......that hag will be sooooo jelly.........

#28 Edited by Dany (7887 posts) -

I've been watching a lot of Hitchcock films. They all fit perfectly.

#29 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) -

Don't worry, ladies. We'll be here to bask in your sorrow once Captain Metrosexual cheats on you for a thinner, more out going woman without giving two shits about your feelings. Enjoy the Ben & Jerry's ice cream with your reruns of Sex in the City.

#30 Posted by Sparklykiss (1983 posts) -

@artgarcrunkle: It's like being with a warm and cuddly teddy bear who looks good in just a teacup! I say it stays.

And things like this make me wonder just which sorts of women did they survey here? It doesn't have the best focus and makes me think it was just 2000 cougars. Mrrow.

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#31 Posted by SomeDeliCook (2341 posts) -
  1. Toned and athletic (getting there, I've been working out and riding my bike to work)
  2. Short dark hair
  3. Smart dress sense (I guess?)
  4. Non-smoker
  5. Gets ready in 17 minutes (I can shower and get clothed in 15)
  6. Wants a family
  7. Loves shopping (Kinda)
  8. Eats meat
  9. Smooth chest
  10. Earns more than his other half
  11. Jokes around and has a laugh
  12. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
  13. Says 'I love you' only when he means it
  14. Admits it when he looks at other women
  15. Has a driver's license
  16. Can swim
  17. Can ride a bike
  18. Can change a tire
  19. Calls mom regularly

All the ones I got

#32 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

That's okay women, you may not love me, but i love you. And that's how rapists are born. Edit: Fucked up? Fucked up.

#33 Posted by Dany (7887 posts) -

@TheDudeOfGaming: Fucked up.

#34 Posted by OneManX (1693 posts) -

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

That's okay women, you may not love me, but i love you. And that's how rapists are born. Edit: Fucked up? Fucked up.

That's fucked up.

#35 Edited by artgarcrunkle (970 posts) -

@TheDudeOfGaming: That's pretty edgy. I'm a little on edge. Can you tell some dead baby jokes to take the edge off?}

Edit: In case it wasn't clear. You corny.

#36 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

@artgarcrunkle: Edit: It wasn't, sarcasm doesn't translate well dude. @OneManX: @Dany: I'm sorry, I've been playing Manhunt 2 a lot lately, so my fucked up senses are way off.

#37 Posted by Strife777 (1611 posts) -

For some reason I feel like all the women they surveyed were late 30s to 40s moms with a husband they kinda don't care for anymore and a bunch of kids, that's just the feeling I get.

#38 Edited by ShadowConqueror (3084 posts) -

That guy sounds boring as FUCK. Also, this:

@TheHumanDove said:

Brown eyes? Perfect?

Surely you jest

#39 Posted by SockemJetpack (412 posts) -

I eat meat! Therefore I am the perfect man. Eff the other 29 traits.

#40 Posted by ShaggE (6636 posts) -

Aww, you didn't have to make a thread about m-... oh.

Seriously, though, I don't think I'd want to be with somebody who lists "watches soaps, drives an Audi, and enjoys football" among their "musts". That speaks volumes, and none of it good.

#41 Posted by Vegetable_Side_Dish (1732 posts) -

I'm good for a majority of it, actually.  
 
 
Stay gelatinous. 

#42 Posted by CaptainCody (1518 posts) -

@TheHumanDove said:

Brown eyes? Perfect?

Surely you jest

#43 Posted by MOAB (426 posts) -

@Milkman said:

I think I failed the test.
#44 Posted by SexualBubblegumX (542 posts) -

That might be the perfect man, but I could kick his ass.

#45 Posted by Matfei90 (1288 posts) -

"Gets ready in 17 minutes" interesting stipulation considering how long some women take to get ready.

#46 Posted by Demoskinos (15112 posts) -

Guy sounds like a douchebag.

#47 Posted by Landon (4164 posts) -

Real perfect man list.

#48 Posted by Questionable (619 posts) -

There can be only one:

#49 Posted by Cincaid (2959 posts) -

@artgarcrunkle said:

  1. 6 feet tall
  2. Toned and athletic
  3. Brown eyes
  4. Short dark hair
  5. Smart dress sense
  6. Beer drinker
  7. Non-smoker
  8. Wears smart jeans, shirt and a V-neck jumper (sometimes, sure)
  9. Gets ready in 17 minutes (what does that even mean?)
  10. Stylish
  11. Wants a family
  12. Earns £48,000 ($77,000) a year
  13. Loves shopping
  14. Eats meat
  15. Clean shaven
  16. Smooth chest
  17. Watches soaps
  18. Enjoys watching football
  19. Drives an Audi
  20. Educated to degree level
  21. Earns more than his other half
  22. Jokes around and has a laugh
  23. Sensitive when his wife/girlfriend is upset
  24. Says 'I love you' only when he means it
  25. Admits it when he looks at other women
  26. Has a driver's license
  27. Can swim
  28. Can ride a bike
  29. Can change a tire
  30. Calls mom regularly

Here's my verdict.

#50 Posted by RPGee (763 posts) -

Failed at #6. I feel like this test is difficult to perfect.