Moon Pies are some of the tastiest things invented by man. They are so tasty that I'm kind of pissed someone didn't win a Nobel Peace Prize for making them!!!
Nonetheless, the question I present to you is simple:
Do you eat your Moon Pies plain, or do you pop them into the microwave for a couple of seconds and get that marshmallow filling a little softer, more gooey, and oh so tasty?
"Just out of the wrapper, I'm also a fan of the oatmeal pie."
Don't get me started on the greatness of Oatmeal Creme Pies, sir. When I was a kid, my grandma would buy me a box a week, and I'd finish them all in one sitting. I LOVE me some Oatmeal Creme Pies.
"Just out of the wrapper, I'm also a fan of the oatmeal pie."
Don't get me started on the greatness of Oatmeal Creme Pies, sir. When I was a kid, my grandma would buy me a box a week, and I'd finish them all in one sitting. I LOVE me some Oatmeal Creme Pies.
Like I say - I'm not fat by accident.
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Is it just me or are the oatmeal creme pies smaller than they used to be. I remember a time when one pie would take up almost half of my lunch box, now they are so tiny.
When I was in Basic Combat Training they had Moon Pies in the DeFac to tempt us. Anyone who ate one would get the entire platoon treated to about two hours of being "worked out." Thus I have a psychological inability to look at or touch a Moon Pie.
Guys, I love moonpies. But some things do not improve under the influence of microwaving, and I feel like moonpies are one of them. You're taking a perfectly good moonpie and fundamentally altering its taste and texture! The designers of the moonpie never accounted for such atrocities.
And to all of the moonpie haters posting here--go buy yourself one and eat it. As long as you can ignore total absence of nutritional value, I think you'll find that you enjoy it more than you remember.
"Guys, I love moonpies. But some things do not improve under the influence of microwaving, and I feel like moonpies are one of them. You're taking a perfectly good moonpie and fundamentally altering its taste and texture! The designers of the moonpie never accounted for such atrocities.
And to all of the moonpie haters posting here--go buy yourself one and eat it. As long as you can ignore total absence of nutritional value, I think you'll find that you enjoy it more than you remember. "
Microwaving Moon Pies > Watching widescreen movies at 4:3 resolution?
On a similar note, has anyone ever microwaved a Pop Tart? I'm thinking about doing so within the next few minutes.
"Guys, I love moonpies. But some things do not improve under the influence of microwaving, and I feel like moonpies are one of them. You're taking a perfectly good moonpie and fundamentally altering its taste and texture! The designers of the moonpie never accounted for such atrocities.
And to all of the moonpie haters posting here--go buy yourself one and eat it. As long as you can ignore total absence of nutritional value, I think you'll find that you enjoy it more than you remember. "
Microwaving Moon Pies > Watching widescreen movies at 4:3 resolution?
On a similar note, has anyone ever microwaved a Pop Tart? I'm thinking about doing so within the next few minutes. "
Toast it man. You don't have the time to wait on a pop tart to toast? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEzSKP4Rg5w&feature=related#t=2m20s
those things are delicious. As far as moon pies, I have had them once, nay, twice in my entire life. Never microwaved. Perhaps I will try it some day. As for right now, my diet will not allow it. Excuse me while I drink my seaweed/wheatgrass shake.
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