My CAH black card submissions.

Giant Bomb CAH submissions have begun. You can submit them here.

Let's be honest, most of our submitted ideas aren't going to be chosen (unless you're a savant of some sort). So here is a list of the black cards I've submitted, maybe you'll find one you like. Or maybe I'm the king of the dolts and there is nothing there for you. Either way, enjoy.

________ is my anti-drug.

________ helps me to avoid ________.

I'm sorry, but your father and I are involved in ________.

The Internet is weird, it has pages dedicated to ________.

I'd rather have a bowl of ________.

________ m'm m'm good

The ________ melt(s) in your mouth, not in your hand.

A ________ a day helps you work, rest, and play.

________ because I'm worth it.

The philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point is to ________.

I stand before you tonight under indictment for the alleged crime of having voted for ________.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a <blank>

Mind your ________.

________ is the speech of angels

I live in America. I have the right to ________.

Whenever ________ is corrupted, so is the ________.

People demand freedom of ________ as a compensation for the freedom of ________.

Between two evil, I always pick ________.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a ________.

I love Micky Mouse more than ________.

Look out for the ________.

A ________ is like a ________ but sexier.

O Lord, help me to be ________.

I can tell I'm older because I find my self loving ________.

I ________ therefore I am.

I am bringing ________ back!

________ don't leave home without it.

We have the best ________ in the world.

There's a ________ in the ________.

________. Why? You only live once.

________ at work.

I'd rather die from ________ than drink from the cup of ________

________ it's what your right arm is for.

Here is my one white card submission:

Saving the ta-tas.

As I submit more, I'll update the blog.

Giant Bomb CAH submissions have begun. You can submit them here.

Let's be honest, most of our submitted ideas aren't going to be chosen (unless you're a savant of some sort). So here is a list of the black cards I've submitted, maybe you'll find one you like. Or maybe I'm the king of the dolts and there is nothing there for you. Either way, enjoy.

________ is my anti-drug.

________ helps me to avoid ________.

I'm sorry, but your father and I are involved in ________.

The Internet is weird, it has pages dedicated to ________.

I'd rather have a bowl of ________.

________ m'm m'm good

The ________ melt(s) in your mouth, not in your hand.

A ________ a day helps you work, rest, and play.

________ because I'm worth it.

The philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point is to ________.

I stand before you tonight under indictment for the alleged crime of having voted for ________.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a <blank>

Mind your ________.

________ is the speech of angels

I live in America. I have the right to ________.

Whenever ________ is corrupted, so is the ________.

People demand freedom of ________ as a compensation for the freedom of ________.

Between two evil, I always pick ________.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a ________.

I love Micky Mouse more than ________.

Look out for the ________.

A ________ is like a ________ but sexier.

O Lord, help me to be ________.

I can tell I'm older because I find my self loving ________.

I ________ therefore I am.

I am bringing ________ back!

________ don't leave home without it.

We have the best ________ in the world.

There's a ________ in the ________.

________. Why? You only live once.

________ at work.

I'd rather die from ________ than drink from the cup of ________

________ it's what your right arm is for.

Here is my one white card submission:

Saving the ta-tas.

As I submit more, I'll update the blog.

I submitted "Your girlfriend trying to finger your ass" as a white card

I only submitted one black card. Whenever a cop pulls me over, instead of showing him my licence, I show him _______.

I filled (or tried to) every single last one of those blanks with "floppy naturals"

_________, naww'm'sayin'!

Well, some of my submissions are:

Black cards:

What did I name my penis?

A new study shows left handed individuals often struggle with _______.

I met lots of new friends at school today Mom! I even have a nickname! They call me ________!

And one I submitted again, because I thought it up as I listened to Ryan's ideas and liked it, but hadn't gotten to the part of the bombcast where they said they'd be doing this expansion.

Sadly, no one found Grandmother's body until after it had been ravaged by _______.

I found black cards easier to write than white cards, for whatever reason.

My favorite white card I submitted was probably:

Homosexual puppy porn.

a frozen Neanderthal dick.

an unwanted boner.

a cum encrusted sock.

Pissing cockroaches.
 
A very old man with a rusty anus.
 
Lick it.
 
Pizzapocalypse.
 
Dick in your forehead.
 
Combining like Devastator.
 
Licking the middle of your foot fingers.
 
What should you do when you see the Pope's dick?
 
What did your mom saw?
 
Videogame trailers with dubstep.
 
Another stupid Giant Bomb meme.
 
These are the ones that i posted it, but i think i lost to:
@familyphotoshoot said:

I submitted "Your girlfriend trying to finger your ass" as a white card

@l4wd0g: Don't mean to rain on your parade there, bud, but "What is my anti-drug?" is already a card.

I submitted some white cards I've already playtestedr:

Unicorn twat

Kids with no legs

miller lite easy pour cans are to ______ as Giantbomb is to __________

animal genitalia audio clues

A sad man in front of a computer telling you how it really is

My white cards: "Watching your dog poop." "A zoo monkey staring into your eyes while furiously masturbating." "A million tiny dolphins nibbling at your crotch." "The constant fear of shitting yourself." "Putting your dick into a paper towel tube and making whale noises into the other end."

• People in this thread sure love page breaks
• and hate bullet points.

Put in a few white cards:

"Having your vagina compared to a well wore sock"

Dance battling for nugs.

Diarrhea milkshakes.

"Big, Hairy, Werewolf Testicles" is all I've submitted, yet.