Giant Bomb CAH submissions have begun. You can submit them here.
Let's be honest, most of our submitted ideas aren't going to be chosen (unless you're a savant of some sort). So here is a list of the black cards I've submitted, maybe you'll find one you like. Or maybe I'm the king of the dolts and there is nothing there for you. Either way, enjoy.
________ is my anti-drug.
________ helps me to avoid ________.
I'm sorry, but your father and I are involved in ________.
The Internet is weird, it has pages dedicated to ________.
I'd rather have a bowl of ________.
________ m'm m'm good
The ________ melt(s) in your mouth, not in your hand.
A ________ a day helps you work, rest, and play.
________ because I'm worth it.
The philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point is to ________.
I stand before you tonight under indictment for the alleged crime of having voted for ________.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a <blank>
Mind your ________.
________ is the speech of angels
I live in America. I have the right to ________.
Whenever ________ is corrupted, so is the ________.
People demand freedom of ________ as a compensation for the freedom of ________.
Between two evil, I always pick ________.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a ________.
I love Micky Mouse more than ________.
Look out for the ________.
A ________ is like a ________ but sexier.
O Lord, help me to be ________.
I can tell I'm older because I find my self loving ________.
I ________ therefore I am.
I am bringing ________ back!
________ don't leave home without it.
We have the best ________ in the world.
There's a ________ in the ________.
________. Why? You only live once.
________ at work.
I'd rather die from ________ than drink from the cup of ________
________ it's what your right arm is for.
Here is my one white card submission:
Saving the ta-tas.
As I submit more, I'll update the blog.