My driving license

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#1  Edited By NickM

So, I'm gonna take my driving exam today. Any advice on what to do?

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#2  Edited By NoDeath

Don't crash. If the instructor is a female, hit on her.

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#3  Edited By NickM

Female driving instructor, ok, got it... Wait... WHAT?

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#4  Edited By Player1

Are you talking written or driving?


Driving. Act like the speed limits are 5 mph lower then they actually are. Just in case. You don't want to go to slow though. Make sure to stop before the white lines at stop signs. I have a friend who failed because he passed one of those. Um...if you see any yellow lights at all STOP! Don't even take the chance.

Written. Just take your time. Its common sense. 
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#5  Edited By NickM

So, no parallel parking for me :(

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#6  Edited By Sabata

If the instructor tells you to do something, MAKE SURE IT ISN'T AGAINST WHAT THE ROAD SIGNS SAY. Seriously, if your instructor is a dick, he/she will pull this move on you. For example, if the instructor says to make a U-turn and there's a sign that says "No U-Turns", don't make the turn.  Sounds obvious but just make sure you listen to the signs before the instructor.  Oh yeah, and look both ways when crossing ANY intersection. That includes stop signs, green lights, or just an intersection. Always, always, always look both ways.


P.S. Try and go early in the morning if you can, before they get all stressed out after a day of working at the DMV. The happier they are, the better your chances.
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#7  Edited By jeffgoldblum

Pass.

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#8  Edited By fillmoejoe

Buckle up.

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#9  Edited By Vinchenzo

When switching lanes be sure to turn your head all the way back to check blind spots. And no... not like an owl. But I think you understand that you should put emphasis on the importance of blind spots.

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rob a bank and have high speed police pursuit
gta should have taught you something

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#11  Edited By cc23574

Pull a joke, go drag race with one of you're homies.
And chill, relax.

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#12  Edited By ahriman22

Hotbox the car.

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#13  Edited By the8bitNacho

Dunno.  I'm 21 and I still don't have a driver's license.

I'm gonna guess you probably shouldn't crash or run over anyone.  Also if a "STOP" sign is spray-painted to read as something else, it is still in fact a Stop sign.

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#14  Edited By NickM

Well, I passed, so I think its safer for you guys to stay inside

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#15  Edited By Binman88
@NickM said:
" Well, I passed, so I think its safer for you guys to stay inside "
Congratulations!
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#16  Edited By thecreambun

Just to be sure: What country are you living in?
I wouldnt wanna stay inside if it turns out you live on the other side of the globe.... On the other hand.. Dont tell me. Legitimate reason to stay inside and play videogames! :D

And gratz on your license. Today you are a man... Now go cruising with your arm out the window and play loud music! :D

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#17  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

You actually took the test? You could have dumped the instructor our of the passenger-side door and won yourself a free car!

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#18  Edited By EpicSteve

Watch out for the fucking cone!

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#19  Edited By alsnuts2

If youre nervous, show up drunk, it will calm the nerves.

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#20  Edited By Lies
@Gamer_152 said:
" You actually took the test? You could have dumped the instructor our of the passenger-side door and won yourself a free car! "
You take the test in your own car. So I don't think that would really benefit you too much.
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#21  Edited By Osaladin

Well the only advice I can give you is to stay calm, the female instructor thing probably won't work as she will probably be old and ugly and married. Just make sure you pay attention to everything you are doing, don't get distracted.

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#22  Edited By iam3green
@Player1:  what he said. i took mine in the winter so it was a lot easier. stop at everything don't speed, make sure to come to a complete stop, don't screw up. good luck with it.
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#23  Edited By Vinchenzo

Guess nobody read the fact that the TC already passed. That's right folks, keep giving him advice.

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#24  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator
@Lies said:
"@Gamer_152 said:
" You actually took the test? You could have dumped the instructor our of the passenger-side door and won yourself a free car! "
You take the test in your own car. So I don't think that would really benefit you too much."

Forgive me, I am somewhat unfamiliar with how things are done over there in America. Still, at very least I think the TC could've won a driving instructor.
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#25  Edited By daniel_beck_90

Thanks for the advices but the guy already passed the test .

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#26  Edited By NickM
@Lies said:
" @Gamer_152 said:
" You actually took the test? You could have dumped the instructor our of the passenger-side door and won yourself a free car! "
You take the test in your own car. So I don't think that would really benefit you too much. "
Actually, I've taken the test in his sweet new Golf, so I should have listened to Gamer_152
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#27  Edited By RetroIce4

Wreck the car. That would be hilarious.

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#28  Edited By toowalrus

Meh, don't stress. I ran a stop sign during my driving test, but the instructor was too busy talking politics with my grandfather in the back seat to notice.

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#29  Edited By MC_Izawa

If the driving instructor's a she, slip your hand between her thighs.
If it's a he, ask for a woman.

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#30  Edited By Commando

When I took the test, I ran over an Armadillo. The instructor didn't deduct points though; actually he said he would've deducted points if I tried to stop or avoid them. He said he couldn't tell me how many times he's had to fail a kid because the kid went out of his lane to avoid an animal.

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#31  Edited By CoolDrMoney
@NickM said:
" Well, I passed, so I think its safer for you guys to stay inside "
Congrats, let's go play some real life Burnout