My girlfriend and I need a game

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#1  Edited By andrikas

We're bored and she suggested we'd play a computer game. I have 2 tabletops.. One's a quad core PC and the other's a Mac Pro... The game obviously would have to be a go on both platforms (if not, I do have parallels on my mac.. but would be good if I didn't have to use that)

Would be great if the game was a co-operative, wouldn't want to destroy her and make her mad..

Thanks!

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#2  Edited By DG991

Sex.

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#3  Edited By oatz

sex

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#4  Edited By Mr_Skeleton

Portal 2. Works on Mac and Windows and has co-op.

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#5  Edited By ImaLizard

Id have been dissappointed if the first post hadnt have been sex

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#6  Edited By imsh_pl

Team Fortress 2, Portal 2, Alien Swarm, Heroes of Might and Magic.

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#7  Edited By DarkShaper

Portal 2

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#8  Edited By andrikas

We just had sex.. now it's gaming time... TF2.. that has a co-op? I have it installed on both already... 

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#9  Edited By subject2change

Sex II., The Sequel to Sex.

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#10  Edited By quemador

Sex

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#11  Edited By McBEEF

Hoard? It has co-op i think. Demo was awesome.

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#12  Edited By teh_destroyer

You all should download and try out League of Legends, its also free to play.

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#14  Edited By MightyDuck

I'd assume it's on PC/Mac, but not certain...
 
Anyway, I'd go with "You Don't Know Jack."  My fiance loves it.

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#15  Edited By thebatmobile

Wordfeud.

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#16  Edited By Sitoxity

You guys clearly aren't having enough sex if you need something else to do.

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#17  Edited By konradbm

Viva Pinata if a 360 is obtainable; that's something me and the missus bonded over early in our relationship and the sequel has co-op.
 
Or maybe a sim game otherwise? Sim Golf is old but also amazing.

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#18  Edited By Beaudacious

Playing video games with girlfriends leads to less sex, prevents sex, avoids sex. So I'd say Sex III: The elusive G-spot.
 
 
 
 
Sex

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#20  Edited By Kyreo

Castle Crashers. Just play it. Then have sex.

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#21  Edited By TobbRobb

Left 4 dead works on a mac right? That or Portal 2. Tf2 is fun but competitive.

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#22  Edited By Pibo47
@WaylonJennings said:
Se... oh wait nvm
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#23  Edited By ShockD

Play Heroes 3. Get bored. Have sex.

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#24  Edited By iamjohn

Sex.

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#25  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming
@DG991 said:

Sex.

@oatz said:

sex

@Subject2Change said:

Sex II., The Sequel to Sex.

@Quemador said:

Sex

@RiotBananas said:

@andrikas said:

wouldn't want to destroy her and make her mad..

@DG991 said:

Sex.

Make her mad, apologize, destroy her with sex.

@Beaudacious said:

Playing video games with girlfriends leads to less sex, prevents sex, avoids sex. So I'd say Sex III: The elusive G-spot.     Sex 

@iAmJohn said:

Sex.

But also Sex.
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#26  Edited By rflx

TF2. You can be the heavy, and she can be a healer. Or the other way around, if you're into that kind of stuff.

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#27  Edited By amomjc

I don't think people understand that the sex joke wasn't funny the first time, if your over the age of 10. Anyway, Portal 2 is one of the only Co-op PC games I can recommend. I would honestly play around in Steam and see if anything catches your eye.

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#28  Edited By Justin258

Portal 2 and Left4 Dead 
 
Doesn't Borderlands work on the Mac as well?

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#29  Edited By zeforgotten

Fun fact: 50% of the people in here who recommended sex don't even know what it's like to actually have sex. Even more fun to see the ones reading this and then trying to defend themselves by lying about their sexlife :D

Portal 2 is a great co-op game though, so go play that

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#30  Edited By NakAttack

If you want to hate each other: Splosion-man 

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#31  Edited By Nocall
@csoup said:

I don't think people understand that the sex joke wasn't funny the first time, if your over the age of 10. Anyway, Portal 2 is one of the only Co-op PC games I can recommend. I would honestly play around in Steam and see if anything catches your eye.

Everything csoup said x2. Portal 2 is probably your best bet, since you can take it slow and work together and don't need twitchy skills. My GF can't do first-person games, though (makes her motion sick) so we usually play 3rd person stuff together. I recommend Trine if she's had some experience with games. Also stuff like  Minecraft/Terraria work good as "me and the gf" games,  since you can work together towards a common goal whose difficulty you are able to define yourselves.
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#32  Edited By m0rdr3d

Portal 2, Left 4 Dead 1 & 2 all sound good.  Also, Sex IV: A New Hope.
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#33  Edited By krazy_kyle

Anything apart from an MMO.
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#34  Edited By ThePhantomnaut

Anal? But really Portal 2.

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#35  Edited By nail1080
@ZeForgotten said:

Fun fact: 50% of the people in here who recommended sex don't even know what it's like to actually have sex. Even more fun to see the ones reading this and then trying to defend themselves by lying about their sexlife :D

Portal 2 is a great co-op game though, so go play that

fun fact: the people who respond like this on the internet to a subject such as sex or drugs knows even less than the people who brought up the topic in the 1st place
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#36  Edited By MideonNViscera
@thebatmobile said:

Wordfeud.

haha
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#37  Edited By marvin_martian

Catherine.  It's a game to make her mad at you, thus denying you sex.

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#38  Edited By Nocall
@nail1080 said:

@ZeForgotten said:

Fun fact: 50% of the people in here who recommended sex don't even know what it's like to actually have sex. Even more fun to see the ones reading this and then trying to defend themselves by lying about their sexlife :D

Portal 2 is a great co-op game though, so go play that

fun fact: the people who respond like this on the internet to a subject such as sex or drugs knows even less than the people who brought up the topic in the 1st place
fun fact: the people who respond like this to the people who respond like that on the internet to a subject such as sex or drugs knows even less than the people who brought up the topic in the 1st place
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#39  Edited By MezZa

Portal 2 sex

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#40  Edited By JJOR64

Lego Island.

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#41  Edited By solidlife

wow

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#42  Edited By pplus0440

world of warcraft or FFXI are definatly your games dude. Make hear a priest on muradin horde and you will be a paladin tank. I'd see wow is populated by mostly pot heads and couples right now. Chicks love that game .
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#43  Edited By zeforgotten

@nail1080: You're correct, I know nothing about drugs, they disgust me and so do stoners and druggies.

And being in a relationship/getting married in 4 months also means that I will know less about sex since that's probably gonna go away once the ring comes on

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What about Civilization 4? That's a fun game.

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#45  Edited By nail1080
@ZeForgotten said:

@nail1080: You're correct, I know nothing about drugs, they disgust me and so do stoners and druggies.

And being in a relationship/getting married in 4 months also means that I will know less about sex since that's probably gonna go away once the ring comes on

Funny how the guy who accuses people on the thread of being a bunch of pre-pubescent kids then lays out some of his life facts.... or wait are they.... this is the internet, and according to you, there is a very good chance you're bullshitting and you are in fact a pre-pubescent kid. But good luck on your fake marriage. 
 
Also fun fact: there's a good chance your bullshit marriage will end in divorce.
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#46  Edited By Revenant86

Demon's Souls 
 
and then Sex 
 
 
you can thank me later

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#47  Edited By ColinWright

WoW. or Portal 2. 

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#48  Edited By zeforgotten

@nail1080 said:

@ZeForgotten said:

@nail1080: You're correct, I know nothing about drugs, they disgust me and so do stoners and druggies.

And being in a relationship/getting married in 4 months also means that I will know less about sex since that's probably gonna go away once the ring comes on

Funny how the guy who accuses people on the thread of being a bunch of pre-pubescent kids then lays out some of his life facts.... or wait are they.... this is the internet, and according to you, there is a very good chance you're bullshitting and you are in fact a pre-pubescent kid. But good luck on your fake marriage. Also fun fact: there's a good chance your bullshit marriage will end in divorce.

As far as I can tell, you're the first to even mention anyone being pre-pubescent kids in this thread.

And thanks a lot, even though I know you're not being serious, a "good luck" from the worst troll ever is still a "good luck". It could end in divorce sure, just like your mom and dads did but that's how life goes :)

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#49  Edited By leebmx
@csoup said:

I don't think people understand that the sex joke wasn't funny the first time, if your over the age of 10. Anyway, Portal 2 is one of the only Co-op PC games I can recommend. I would honestly play around in Steam and see if anything catches your eye.

Don't be such an old prude. I'm 33 and found it amusing. Sex. Just say it aloud. Go on..................................There. You see?
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#50  Edited By Lifestrike

League of Legends.