My girlfriend broke up with me.

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Ahhh, fuck it.

Posting about it on the internet is one of the worst things you can do. No good from come with it. Just stay away from forums, seriously. For your own sake.

Don't tell us this. Go talk to your parents or something kid.

@AlisterCat said:

Posting about it on the internet is one of the worst things you can do. No good from come with it. Just stay away from forums, seriously. For your own sake.

Meh, what's the worst that could happen?

Oh wait, I just said it.

I read the title as woke up with me and thought this would be a very different thread. I have realized my mistake and no longer have any interest in the topic.

Yeah I'd ask a mod to lock this pretty soonish otherwise other users/me will take the piss out of you.

Ok, you're right, this is the point where I delete the thread before the mods lock it. Thanks everybody.

Wait, I can't really delete threads, CAN I?

Dude, really? I know you didn't want that stupid teenagers reaction from us, but come on. With that story? Really? That's all you got?

It's rough, man. I hope people here don't treat you too shitty, because break-ups, regardless of age, suck. I'm sorry it happened to you, and I'm sorry it was in such a terrible way. Find something to do to take your mind off of it. Hang out with a friend, read a book, watch some movies, just don't dwell on it. Best of luck to ya.

Good luck with it, but yeah, only darkness can come from talking about it here over just talking about it with friends or family.

@Dixego: You have to contact the mods. http://www.giantbomb.com/users/mods/

Dunno what you posted, but uh...

I'm going to assume the original thread was redacted because it included a detailed description of how the OP was going to murder his ex-girlfriend.

Now that you have redacted the story, this thread shall forever remain open for all to see.

That sucks, now you have to have the mindset that all women are ho's.

And pump the Reggaeton

When I get mad, I take my girlfriend's glasses off and kiss her too. Weird.

Too bad there aren't any other women on Earth. Oh, wait a minute...

I managed to read the OP before deleting and learned something about the Spanish language so that's cool I guess.

Sorry about your loss. It might take time but you'll move on to someone better. One of the most important things I've learned in life is if a relationship doesn't work out that means you're not right for each other.

I didnt get a chance to read it......  Since we're posting Drake in here: 
  

Am I ever going to find out the OP?

Wait, I can't really delete threads, CAN I?

I just read the story of your break up using google cache and was tempted to post it it here, but I'm not that much of an arse hole and I can't post a YouTube break up music video because I'm using my iPad. :(

@kashif1 said:

Am I ever going to find out the OP?

Tell her to go fuck herself. You will feel so much better.

Well, I wasn't able to see the story, but I hope you're doing ok, pal.

Oo oo! Me too!

Didn't get to read it, but I'll take any excuse I can to post this song.

So is it too late for the GBXGAL image?

@kashif1 said:

Am I ever going to find out the OP?

It was about furries. It was this whole thing. Don't sweat it.

@RPGee: It's NEVER too late for that image.

@Dixego said:

@RPGee: It's NEVER too late for that image.

Great!

GAH! The curiosity is killing meeeeeeeeee. And I have no business with the information, or really care!

@DonutFever: YES. YES YESYSYEYSEYSYEY. That song is so cozy.

@RPGee said:

@Dixego said:

@RPGee: It's NEVER too late for that image.

Great!

And they said nothing good could ever come out of this thread...

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

I didnt get a chance to read it...... Since we're posting Drake in here:

Well, that's clearly the SUPERIOR Drake song, but Marvin's Room was a bit more fitting. Not that I didn't take the opportunity all the same. DAMN, that's a good song!

I want to know the original story so I can have an opinion. You know, probably a negative one?

Ah, I have the OP copied to my clipboard and the temptation to post is overwhelming!

So what's going on guys?

@NTM said:

I want to know the original story so I can have an opinion. You know, probably a negative one?

He said he loved his girlfriend in Spanish, she broke up with him because presumably she doesn't know Spanish, so he kissed her and stole her glasses.

@Dixego said:

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Ahhh, fuck it.

OMG. Funniest beginning to a break up thread ever.

Aw man, got here after the edit.

You'll live. 
In 10 years you'll look back and find it ridiculous you made a thread about it =) 
Then you'll laugh.

Aw man, got here after the edit.

Did she wrong you? Well, it doesn't matter because she broke up with you. You should go to her house, slash her tires, defecate on her cat and/or mailbox. Leave a note too telling her you love her; chicks dig that shit.

@A_Talking_Donkey said:

@NTM said:

I want to know the original story so I can have an opinion. You know, probably a negative one?

He said he loved his girlfriend in Spanish, she broke up with him because presumably she doesn't know Spanish, so he kissed her and stole her glasses.

I don't believe that.