Edit: To make things clear, I am a teacher living and working in China. Everyone I work with is Chinese. I'm the only foreign teacher at my entire school, and my supervisor is incredibly disrespectful to me. So for the record, I'm not trying to be racist, I'm just trying to be an asshole to someone who has been a real bitch to me for about 7 months now. Why don't I leave the job? because she is the only person who is an asshole, and she wants me to quit. I'm quite happy at this job, I just really hate this person. If nothing else, be aware that this shit happens in China and it's really fucked up. Why the hell would a student ask their teacher to do their homework for them? And then for a teacher to ask her coworker to do the homework that their student asked them to do. Just because I'm a foreigner. That's fucked up. Even the people I share an office with think it's fucked up. She gives me 22 classes on a Thursday. I've got less than 24 hours to prepare each class, and the classes start Friday evening. Which is why the headmaster feels she might not be suitable for the position of being my supervisor (I've been asking for a few months to get a new supervisor). She has asked me about this for 3 days in a row, despite the fact that it is none of my business and not my job. This is partly me letting off some steam and hoping you all can help give me a good laugh. Plus it was 4am and she had just sent another message to my phone about this. At 4am. I don't think it's considered harassment (at least, not in China), but it sure as fuck isn't very polite. I keep my phone on because it's my alarm.
I'm sorry if I insulted anyone. that wasn't my intent. I just wanted to let off some steam. Again, sorry if I insulted you.
My supervisor's student asked her to do their homework for her. Rather than agreeing and doing it, she agreed and then asked me to do it. I said "No," and she said, "Great, I'll email it to you." This homework is for some middle school kid who doesn't want to do their homework, and I never want her to ask me to do it again.
I need your help, duders. This woman is Chinese (I'm pointing that out so you are aware that English is not her native language - I'm not trying to be racist), and rather than just ignoring it, I want to write something really fucked up, complex, and something that does NOT reflect Chinese views at all. Cursing should be avoided, and the use of really big complicated words and references to non-Chinese culture are a huge plus. The main reason I am trying to not do it is because I've lived in China for 2 years and might write something that's actually not completely ludicrous (that's a big word that Chinese don't know, by the way). So, if you're up for the challenge, here it is. I've underlined the important things for you to avoid doing.
Study the following picture and complete the conversation. Then write a composition based on the conversation in about 300 words. Your composition will be graded according to clarity, accuracy and meaningfulness.
Boy: Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made.