Mythical creatures you wish did really exist - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by jetsetwillie (857 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

for me it would be Dragons and God

how about you guys ?

#2 Posted by Vexxan (4550 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@jetsetwillie said:

for me it would be Dragons and God
how about you guys ?

Oh man, this won't end well.

#3 Posted by McGhee (5322 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Dragon God.

#4 Posted by Buscemi (1106 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Why would you wish God existed? We'd all go to Hell.

#5 Posted by McGhee (5322 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@Vexxan said:

@jetsetwillie said:
for me it would be Dragons and God
how about you guys ?
Oh man, this won't end well.

You forget we are all atheist heathens here on Giant Bomb.

#6 Posted by Korwin (1667 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Unicorns, sexy sexy unicorns.

#7 Posted by Starfishhunter9 (323 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@jetsetwillie said:

for me it would be Dragons and God
how about you guys ?

Man I love you.

#8 Posted by BeachThunder (8837 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Girls on the internet.

#9 Posted by JustKamToo (594 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

I was going to say something extremely sexist but I chickened out and I’ll say Gnomes…

#10 Posted by Inkerman (1335 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@JustKamToo said:

I was going to say something extremely sexist but I chickened out and I’ll say Gnomes…

I was gonna say something epic like dragons or ents but fuck yeah Gnomes would be awesome. The nice kind with ridiculous pointy hats that build shit.

#11 Posted by SexualBubblegumX (473 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Liches! Liches are METAL! Zombies and Vampires are lame. Give me an Undead demi-god, hell i'd learn to become one if they existed.

#12 Posted by SomeDeliCook (1657 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

The lochness monster, because holy fuck that would be scary if it one day jumped out of the water and became beached.

#13 Posted by GunnBjorn (2907 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Succubi.

#14 Posted by Shirogane (3404 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Why God? Gimme the devil instead. He's way cooler.

#15 Posted by GunnBjorn (2907 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@Shirogane said:

Why God? Gimme the devil instead. He's way cooler.

Uhh, God and the devil are inextricably connected. No God, no devil.

#16 Posted by Shirogane (3404 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@GunnBjorn said:

@Shirogane said:
Why God? Gimme the devil instead. He's way cooler.
Uhh, God and the devil are inextricably connected. No God, no devil.

There was no rule saying we can't break that. Imagine the Devil without God, imagine the chaos.

#17 Posted by SomeDeliCook (1657 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

I change my answer, I wish Santa was real.

Actually I change it again. I wish wrestling was real.

#18 Posted by Vinny_Says (5156 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

dinosaurs

#19 Edited by Jeust (9597 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Mermaids, unicorns and pegasus.

#20 Posted by Christoffer (1248 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

The Squonk off course. Look at that adorable runny face.

#21 Posted by N7 (3531 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@SomeDeliCook said:

I change my answer, I wish Santa was real.
Actually I change it again. I wish wrestling was real.

YEAH! Imagine all of the chaos going on With Joker-Sting being really crazy for real.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

#22 Posted by mazik765 (2284 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@jetsetwillie said:

for me it would be Dragons and God
how about you guys ?

Wasted no time trying to troll people, huh?

I'll say the platypus. There's no way that thing actually exists.

#23 Posted by fetchfox (786 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Werewolfs. Cause I want to be one...

#24 Posted by MEATBALL (1953 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Griffins would be pretty sweet.

#25 Posted by SexualBubblegumX (473 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@SomeDeliCook said:

I change my answer, I wish Santa was real.
Actually I change it again. I wish wrestling was real.

You.... Are... AWESOME!

#26 Posted by hwy_61 (873 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Mogwai. Also, Unicorns, duh.

#27 Posted by Aas (592 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Demogorgon, the prince of demons. Wait, no, that's a terrible idea!

#28 Posted by BlinkyTM (1054 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Unicorn, Pegasus, Orcs, Dwarves.

#29 Posted by Icicle7x3 (886 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Bugbear

#30 Posted by Dagbiker (6358 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

God isnt a mythical creature, I dont want to argue about weather he is mythical or not, but Gods are not creatures.

I cant think of anything right now.

#31 Posted by Catarrhal (775 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@Christoffer: An obscure Steely Dan reference as far as I'm concerned.

#32 Posted by phrosnite (3377 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@Aas said:

Demogorgon, the prince of demons. Wait, no, that's a terrible idea!

I wonder how many people know where that is from...

#33 Posted by Still_I_Cry (2494 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Unic-

I have no original ideas (sad face).

Sorry OP, that bait is fairly lame.

#34 Posted by mcderby4 (1203 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Dragons or Werewolves, (and no, not the cheesy giant dogs from Twilight).

#35 Posted by scarace360 (4828 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Blanka so i could shoot him in the head.

#36 Posted by thevigilanteoflove (459 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Just the entire world of Harry Potter, so I could go to Hogwarts and be trained properly in the art of magic and become an auror or work for the Ministry or something. And fucking fly around on a broomstick and play Quidditch. God that would be awesome.

#37 Posted by Clinkz (1118 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@jetsetwillie said:

for me it would be Dragons and God
how about you guys ?

Why I hate atheists more than theists-- always trying to push their shit in your face to create conflict. Fuck you buddy.

#38 Posted by Marcsman (2278 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Unicorns. Horse meat is sooooooooooooooooooo nasty.

#39 Posted by BonOrbitz (1963 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Mermaids and nymphs!

#40 Posted by Shadowjester (84 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

a Puma :)

#41 Posted by Dagbiker (6358 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

@Clinkz said:

@jetsetwillie said:
for me it would be Dragons and God
how about you guys ?
Why I hate atheists more than theists-- always trying to push their shit in your face to create conflict. Fuck you buddy.

Im an atheist, but i agree, it feels like he created this topic just so he could mention god.

#42 Posted by TheFreeMan (2686 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Unicorns? Maybe? I think that'd be pretty cool, just knowing that there are Unicorns flying around out there. I'd feel bad if they started getting poached for their horns or something. Maybe not, then.

I was gonna say "ib4 God" but I guess I should have known better.

#43 Posted by Example1013 (4428 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

The Sarlacc. How cool would it be to feed your enemies to a creature that takes a thousand years to digest them?

#44 Posted by SirPsychoSexy (1225 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

I was going to say Narwhal, but I just looked it up and they are real! Dreams do come true.

#45 Posted by Aronman789 (2610 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

The Chaos Gods:

Khorne- god of war and bloodshed
Nurgle- god of pestilence and destruction
Tzeentch- god of cunning and change
Slaanesh- god of sex and perversion

Problem is I don't know who to worship, Slaanesh or Tzeentch?

#46 Posted by Dany (7877 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Fairy

#47 Posted by WickedFather (1441 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Grammar Nazis and robot prostitutes that you can't tell from the real thing because for some reason Wicked Mistress doesn't think that's cheating, just silly if you had sex with them.

What's so good about unicorns? A horse with a spike - whoo flippin hooooo.

#48 Posted by fini_fly (767 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Manbearpig

#49 Posted by Commisar123 (1760 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Skylanders

#50 Posted by Dylabaloo (1493 posts) - 1 year, 5 months ago

Pokemon or Digimon.