No, he's half Man, half Bear-Pig.
Basicaly every creature in Norse, Celtic, & some Greek mythology.
Haha, although we would never be able to sail at sea safely anymore if something like Kraken was real. Also why would you want god to be real? he'd be a controlling asshole. I wouldn't want someone who can blink me away to exist, lol.
I wouldn't mind the races in Mass Effect existing as well. I WANT A TURIAN BRO for myself :(
God. I'm atheist and sometime it's sad thinking about not being able to see someone ever again.
I wish everything about him and his heaven were true. Except the sick shit in the bible like putting gays to death, selling your daughter at 10 years old as a slave and beating slaves to death with minimal punishment. Things of that nature I don't approve of, however the "heaven" idea would be awesome.
Why I hate atheists more than theists-- always trying to push their shit in your face to create conflict. Fuck you buddy.
Understandable, no worse than say when I'm walking down the street to a concert and there's a guy standing outside shoving CDs in my face and telling me to check out their church.
Really, I could argue religious people are just as bad if not worse when I see things like this. There are people who act like assholes on both sides of every debate, whether it be about religion, politics, video games, etc, etc.
The Sarlacc. How cool would it be to feed your enemies to a creature that takes a thousand years to digest them?
Indigestion? Oh wait, Sarlaac's already exist. My uncle is one. After thanksgiving dinner he has to drink like half a bottle of pepto bismol. Hasn't eaten anyone though...
OR HAS HE?
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
@phrosnite: Only the cool kids. Who played 1st edition.
I'd like centuars, merpeople, those faieres that clean up your house while you're sleeping and the goose that lays golden eggs (only one goose, and I get to keep it).
Oh..and obviously gelatinous cubes....goodbye landfills!
You can't be both the straight man and the person who delivers the punchline without looking like a douche.
for me it would be Dragons and God
how about you guys ?
This is the correct answer. It contains the OP's intended joke without being blatant or filling too many roles.
I would go with a god as well, but instead of the vanilla Christian type of deity, I would go with Dionysus. As the god of wine, ritual madness and ecstasy, I would expect a lot of fun to ensue. Less of the wrath and threats as well. Leprechauns would work as well. Shotgun, check. Water hose, check. Spray it up in the air at noon and........"Top of the mornin' to (BANG!) uhhhhhh. Free gold.
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