Mythical creatures you wish did really exist

@fini_fly said:

Manbearpig

No, he's half Man, half Bear-Pig.

Basicaly every creature in Norse, Celtic, & some Greek mythology.

Haha, although we would never be able to sail at sea safely anymore if something like Kraken was real. Also why would you want god to be real? he'd be a controlling asshole. I wouldn't want someone who can blink me away to exist, lol.

I wouldn't mind the races in Mass Effect existing as well. I WANT A TURIAN BRO for myself :(

Gelatinous cubes.

Atheists that aren't complete assholes about it.

those horses with wings. they're not unicorns. but a unicorn would be cool also.

A gryphon

Dad :(

Genies

Nessie.

Griffins. Imagine lions falling from the sky and mauling your face.

God. I'm atheist and sometime it's sad thinking about not being able to see someone ever again.

I wish everything about him and his heaven were true. Except the sick shit in the bible like putting gays to death, selling your daughter at 10 years old as a slave and beating slaves to death with minimal punishment. Things of that nature I don't approve of, however the "heaven" idea would be awesome.

@Clinkz said:

Why I hate atheists more than theists-- always trying to push their shit in your face to create conflict. Fuck you buddy.

Understandable, no worse than say when I'm walking down the street to a concert and there's a guy standing outside shoving CDs in my face and telling me to check out their church.

Really, I could argue religious people are just as bad if not worse when I see things like this. There are people who act like assholes on both sides of every debate, whether it be about religion, politics, video games, etc, etc.

Werewolves

A dog that shits out dumplings

Succubus

Oh man. Dragons? Would be nice to not have humans as the "superior species" what with us fucking up earth and whatnot.

Succubi would be cool. Minus stealing your soul or whatever it is they do that is bad. Well, nevermind. We got prostitutes.

Duocorns.

I think my life would be way better if I owned a Rainicorn. Or maybe a Monochromicorn.

@Example1013 said:

The Sarlacc. How cool would it be to feed your enemies to a creature that takes a thousand years to digest them?

Indigestion? Oh wait, Sarlaac's already exist. My uncle is one. After thanksgiving dinner he has to drink like half a bottle of pepto bismol. Hasn't eaten anyone though...

OR HAS HE?

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN

Werewolves...cuz wolves are awesome.

Vampires... That's right, I'm not afraid to admit it.

Minotaurs... nuff said.

@phrosnite: Only the cool kids. Who played 1st edition.

I'd like centuars, merpeople, those faieres that clean up your house while you're sleeping and the goose that lays golden eggs (only one goose, and I get to keep it).

Oh..and obviously gelatinous cubes....goodbye landfills!

Atheists that aren't complete assholes about it.

Do Pokemon count?

@GunnBjorn said:

@Shirogane said:

Why God? Gimme the devil instead. He's way cooler.

Uhh, God and the devil are inextricably connected. No God, no devil.

That's straight up deep, bro.

Digimon.

Sane women, am i rite or am i rite fellas?! Ba-dump *TISH*

for me it would be Dragons and God

how about you guys ?

dinosaurs

Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster, because then at least my fear of it would be totally rational.

I would go with a god as well, but instead of the vanilla Christian type of deity, I would go with Dionysus. As the god of wine, ritual madness and ecstasy, I would expect a lot of fun to ensue. Less of the wrath and threats as well. Leprechauns would work as well. Shotgun, check. Water hose, check. Spray it up in the air at noon and........"Top of the mornin' to (BANG!) uhhhhhh. Free gold.

@captain_clayman said:

@TehFlan said:

Atheists that aren't complete assholes about it.

*poof* what's up?

I'm not a mythical creature, but this is the internet.

Valkiries ... hot ladies in armour why no one has said that D:????

Dragons, if only because I want to hunt a dragon.

@Aetheldod said:

Valkiries ... hot ladies in armour why no one has said that D:????

I had not thought of this, could be interesting.