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#1 Posted by bobcat1794 (279 posts) -

So I am starting a club with some people at my school which will revolve around us generally watching British entertainment (doctor who, skins, misfits, etc.), drinking tea/eating crumpets, and overall being classy while talking in a British accent. So what are some good and/or funny names you can come up with?

P.S. I live in America

#2 Posted by Jams (2962 posts) -

The Pompus Fanny boys

#3 Posted by mlarrabee (2990 posts) -
#4 Posted by Sursh (243 posts) -

The Pretentious wannabes

#5 Edited by Jrinswand (1710 posts) -

The Wankers.

Edit: OHMYGODJAFFACAKES

#6 Posted by wjb (1674 posts) -

So basically you want something the jocks could call you as they're beating your face in?

How about the "Spotted Dicks"?

#kingralphjokes

#7 Posted by bobcat1794 (279 posts) -

@wjb: have to hand it to ya, you made me laugh

#8 Posted by dungbootle (2458 posts) -

The Beatles

#9 Posted by LiquidPrince (16003 posts) -

Crumpets.

#10 Edited by RollingZeppelin (2022 posts) -

- The Jammy Dodgers (More scottish oriented)

- The Chip Butties

- The Tiddly Oggies (my favourite)

- The Worcestershire Enunciators (all members should learn how to pronounce Worcestershire properly)

That's all I can think of for now.

#11 Edited by GunstarRed (5284 posts) -

apples and pears dog and bone cor blimey you're nicked you muppet club.

Edit - I live in Britain and I rarely meet anyone that acts classy. You're more likely to see someone huddled over on the side of the road standing in some chips they sicked up. Crumpets and tea... Haha.

#12 Posted by bobcat1794 (279 posts) -

i like alot of these. thank you

#13 Posted by mandude (2669 posts) -

@GunstarRed said:

apples and pears dog and bone cor blimey you're nicked you muppet club.

Edit - I live in Britain and I rarely meet anyone that acts classy. You're more likely to see someone huddled over on the side of the road standing in some chips they sicked up. Crumpets and tea... idiot.

But to be fair, that's pretty classy to the rest of us.

#14 Posted by RollingZeppelin (2022 posts) -

Just thought of another

- The Hot Cross Buns

#15 Posted by markini6 (445 posts) -

Ugh, crumpets, really? They are not posh :) And a pain because you'd need to toast them, lest ye be heathens. From someone who's English (me) - scones are the way to go, classier and nicer, with jam of course.

#16 Posted by Bwast (1342 posts) -

Saucy Bangers.

#17 Edited by Blackout62 (1354 posts) -

The Westside Albions?

Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II's society for misfortuned escapist Americans?

#18 Posted by Akyho (1677 posts) -

Trinity Tiddlers

From Blackadder Goes fourth, Fourth in the series and you should watch Blackadder.

Hammersmith Hardmen.

From Bottom.

This clip could give you nicknames.

Whitbury Town Leisure Center?

#19 Posted by Soapy86 (2632 posts) -

The McMuffins

#20 Posted by Yummylee (22030 posts) -

The Stereotypes.

#21 Edited by GJSmitty (651 posts) -

"The 'ELLO GOVNA."

I apologize.

#22 Edited by RollingZeppelin (2022 posts) -

@markini6 said:

Ugh, crumpets, really? They are not posh :) And a pain because you'd need to toast them, lest ye be heathens. From someone who's English (me) - scones are the way to go, classier and nicer, with jam of course.

Yeah, scones are the way to go for snacks with tea. Also, vanilla squares if you can get your hands on some good ones.

Also, you should know the difference between the different vernacular of meal times.

What you'd be having is high tea which is tea and snacks in the afternoon, not to be confused with regular tea which is dinner.

Dinner can be the main meal which is served around lunch time (usually on Sundays).

Tea is what we would call dinner or supper.

Supper is light snacks after dinner (usually close to bed time).

#23 Posted by Harkat (1104 posts) -

Try-Hard Geezers

#24 Posted by Sanity (1937 posts) -

Tea Time

#25 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

British Club

#26 Posted by JordanK85 (140 posts) -

The Anglophiliacs

#27 Posted by Milkman (16996 posts) -

This sounds like the worst thing in the world.

#28 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4824 posts) -

The Twats.

And fuck scones, eat those crumpets. Scones are too dry.

#29 Edited by l4wd0g (1977 posts) -

The Giant Chuff

The Arsenals

#30 Posted by Sin4profit (2948 posts) -

Taking The Piss

#31 Edited by JustKamToo (695 posts) -

Give Danger Mouse a go (and anything with David Jason is a good bet).

'We kinda lingers'

#32 Posted by CookieMonster (2423 posts) -

Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus

#33 Posted by CaLe (4018 posts) -

Her Majesty's Corgis.

#34 Posted by Ninja_Welshman (493 posts) -

If that's what you think Britain is like you should never come here. Trust me when I say it not double decker buses and bowler hats. More Chav's and shanks these days.

Telly can be pretty good though.

#35 Posted by envane (1164 posts) -

batty boys ?

#36 Posted by Lobster_Ear (285 posts) -

The Crooked Tooth

#37 Posted by Wacomole (830 posts) -

Similar to the "learn how to pronounce Worcester" one, I give you...

The Aluminium Featherstonehaughs of Cholmondeley

You're welcome.

#38 Posted by dekkadekkadekka (734 posts) -

The Utter Bastards

#39 Posted by Elazul (1327 posts) -

@CookieMonster said:

Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus

Nice. That's almost as good as "Man Feelings".

Also, if you guys aren't drinking heavily at that club, you're doing it wrong. A little knife violence probably wouldn't hurt either. You know, figuratively speaking.

#40 Posted by impartialgecko (1602 posts) -

Superfluous U's

#41 Posted by mosespippy (4278 posts) -

Sargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Wankers.

#42 Posted by lemonlateralus (102 posts) -

As someone actually from the uk, here are some... Scallywags The Greasy Spoon Jiggery-Pokery Toad-in-the-hole The Dog's Bollocks

#43 Posted by matti00 (672 posts) -

This is so god damn racist.

#44 Posted by lemonlateralus (102 posts) -

(edit:for punctuation) As someone actually from the uk, here are some... Scallywags,The Greasy Spoon, Jiggery-Pokery, Toad-in-the-hole, The Dog's Bollocks

#45 Posted by lemonlateralus (102 posts) -

...

#46 Posted by iGooner7 (136 posts) -

THE GOONERS! BOOM

#47 Posted by Philantrophy (354 posts) -

The Marmalades

#48 Posted by Tebbit (4472 posts) -

@adam1808 said:

Superfluous U's

Hey, we put the U in superfluous!

That's right, all three of them.

#49 Posted by Stonyman65 (2751 posts) -

The Limey?

#50 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4523 posts) -

The Liver Spot