Never seen Star Wars. Where do I start?

@chrissedoff said:

@Animasta said:

you guys are coming into this with the mindset of those who watched IV, V, and VI first. 1, 2, and 3 are not the worst thing to happen to cinema if you watch them first ;)

They're pretty bad.

nah.

First, you'll need to leave your cave and find something to watch the movies with, like a television. You can find tv's in most electronics stores, but you'll need something called money. It starts to get a little complicated after that, but one step at a time.

@President_Barackbar said:

@ajamafalous said:

Since he never saw the originals anyway, he wouldn't even notice the alterations.

I respectfully disagree here, have you seen how jarring and out of place a lot of those additions look?

I feel like for a lot of them that's only because we have the originals as a reference point. I mean, do you think dude would notice "WAIT A MINUTE, HOW DID R2 GET HIMSELF TRAPPED IN THAT CAVE" the first time he saw the movie?

find 4,5 and 6 before lucas changed them, then see 1, 2 and 3 then watch the tv show if you're really into it