The Fart Cage.
Dude, you should name your computer something easily recognizable. I want with my <MYNAME>-PC but if you're not on a network, you can probably go creative. Now the fun part is naming your HDDs. That's where you can go to town. My HDDs names are : Iwatodai, Inaba, Gekkoukan and Junes. And on my labtop I have : Valua, Ixa'Taka and Yafutoma. Also have Soltis for my External Drive and Delphinus for my USB Key.
So my advice is pick a theme and stick to it !