Hello, hello! My last visit to the United States was truly a wonderful thing - I ended up marrying my long-time girlfriend, Along the way I sampled many of the delights which the US has to offer. I'm back here in the UK for the moment and I dearly miss a huge chunk of them - here are a few. (Warning - contains several related Twitpic images)
- Slurpees
- Root Beer (Although I have access to suppliers now)
- Brightly-coloured, marshmallow-infused cereals - the UK has the dreariest cereal aisle known to man, woman and child.
- More than one flavour of Pop Tarts - I witnessed with my own eyes a whole section of Pop Tart goodness.
- Pancake breakfasts - cheap maple syrup too. Maple Syrup in the UK is extortionately priced.
- Tide - my missus misses that too.
- "Having someone else bag your damn groceries". Hmm, she's getting involved a bit more now.
- Toll booths.
- Dunkin' Donuts. I tried to enjoy more than one of those tasty donuts, a cockroach got to the rest first. Grrrr.
- "New episodes of television shows." Although there's this thing called "the internet" which fixes that problem.
- Cheap videogames. Videogames which cost a reasonable amount of money?
- All things Disney. Especially this.
- "Places where you can get everything in one place."
- I miss Target too. That store has the most amazing interior design and signage. Speaking of which...
- Halloween Stores. The ones which open up temporarily and give me delights and scares. I would love to get a US house so I can ridiculously decorate it in Halloween interactivity.
- "Taco Bell" (said in a whisper in the darkness behind me)
- Butterfingers.
- The missus is also confused as to why we celebrate Easter with large chocolate eggs instead of large chocolate bunnies.
- "Medium hot water. Not two seperate faucets. What the hell is that about?"
- Yellow School Buses. I swear I freaked out when I saw one - I only ever see them in US dramas and comedies.
- "Dishwasher."
- Huge American flags everywhere, fluttering in the optimistic breeze. Like this one.
- Oh, and this.
Anyone else with any stuff they miss about the glorious US of A?
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