#1 Edited by Harkat (1158 posts) -

Hey,

I work for an up-and-coming gaming site, guess what came in the latest press release from Ubisoft:

This does not seem to be a fake, as it was just reported on CBS, and a video is attached. Here is the press release text:

Hello,

Last minute holiday shoppers are scrambling to find the perfect gifts and President Obama is no exception. Obama headed out to his local Best Buy today and picked up a copy of Ubisoft’s Just Dance 3 for his daughters, Malia and Sasha. Obama held up the game to onlookers and said:

“In case you all are wondering, Just Dance for the Wii. The girls beat me every time on these various dance games. And you'll never get a picture of me [playing] because I get graded F every time."

See the attached photo of Obama with his newly purchased gift. Below please check out the video of Obama making his purchase and recent Just Dance 3 sales stats.

...and bring forth the 'shops!

#2 Posted by jjnen (680 posts) -

Well thanks Ubisoft for spoiling Obama's daughters christmas.

#3 Posted by Droop (1924 posts) -

You mean like this?

#4 Posted by billyhoush (1236 posts) -

I wonder if Obama was tempted to grab those manboobs.

#5 Posted by Sooty (8195 posts) -

That guy is fucking HUGE. What a fatty fat fatty.

#6 Posted by DonutFever (3817 posts) -

He must have seen that Mega64 video.

#7 Posted by Spoonman671 (5028 posts) -

Spoiled Christmas much?

#8 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5098 posts) -

@Rappelsiini said:

Well thanks Ubisoft for spoiling Obama's daughters christmas.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

#9 Posted by Harkat (1158 posts) -

@Droop said:

You mean like this?

Excellent! Now just change what he is selling to something that is already a GB meme, please.

#10 Posted by EuanDewar (5148 posts) -

@DonutFever said:

He must have seen that Mega64 video.

YEAHHHHHH

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#11 Posted by Droop (1924 posts) -
#12 Posted by Harkat (1158 posts) -

@Droop said:

10/10

#13 Posted by DonutFever (3817 posts) -
@EuanDewar said:

@DonutFever said:

He must have seen that Mega64 video.

YEAHHHHHH

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KRAV SESH
#14 Posted by MannyMAR (586 posts) -

Not to diss Best Buy employees, but man do those 2 seriously need to play Just Dance 3.

#15 Posted by Droop (1924 posts) -

Alternate

#16 Posted by Gabriel (4129 posts) -

@Rappelsiini said:

Well thanks Ubisoft for spoiling Obama's daughters christmas.
#17 Posted by Napalm (9230 posts) -

I'm not feeling creepy, pedostache Davis.

#18 Posted by Harkat (1158 posts) -

@Napalm said:

I'm not feeling creepy, pedostache Davis.

That's cool, because he's feeling you.

#19 Edited by Napalm (9230 posts) -
@Harkat said:

@Napalm said:

I'm not feeling creepy, pedostache Davis.

That's cool, because he's feeling you.

"Ahh, just the tip." 
 
...what?
#20 Posted by JoshMcC (33 posts) -

@Droop said:

This is fantastic

#21 Posted by ShaggE (7164 posts) -

Hey, uhhh, Obama? Just Dance (shut it, tiny Lady Gaga that lives in my brain)? You're the president. Shell out for Dance Central or something. I know you love your Wii, but duder... don't do this to your family.

#22 Posted by Claude (16629 posts) -

Isn't it time for those girls to upgrade to an Xbox 360 or PS3? I bet they would love Kinect.

#24 Posted by Droop (1924 posts) -

I'm going to bed.

#25 Posted by Jack268 (3368 posts) -

SHOCKING NEWS: THE PRESIDENT IS HUMAN VIDEOS INSIDE  
 
I don't understand how any journalist could write about this with a straight face

#26 Posted by Harkat (1158 posts) -

Jeff hooks Obama up with some HEAVY DROPS:

#27 Posted by Cwaff (1316 posts) -

@Droop said:

Amazing.

#28 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

@Harkat said:

Jeff hooks Obama up with some HEAVY DROPS:

He also downloaded Pantystep for the misses.

#29 Posted by spiceninja (3144 posts) -

CBS has something called Hotsheet Live? What?

#30 Posted by Mikemcn (7450 posts) -

@Cwaff said:

@Droop said:

Amazing.

This... this is only the beginning.

#31 Posted by Andorski (5459 posts) -

Just Dance 3 over Dance Central 2? Definitely voting Republican in 2012.

#32 Edited by jakob187 (22345 posts) -

Watch out, guys. SOPA might come arrest you and shut you down and tell you that you are bad people and spank you senselessly and pee on your stomachs and pour dirt all over your legs and then rub it in and force you to take a shower earlier than usual only to turn your water off and cause you to have to take a bath at the house of a friend which is fucking gross because that means you have to sit in clean water that then turns into dirty water as well as be in the bathtub of your friend and that is kind of fucked up.

Also, good thread.

#33 Posted by McGhee (6128 posts) -

Looks so wrong, but feels so right.

#34 Posted by Claude (16629 posts) -
@McGhee said:

Looks so wrong, but feels so right.

Yes we can.
#35 Posted by MiniPato (2807 posts) -

Must be the shadows, but that employee looks photoshopped. Like someone accidentally ran the smudge tool over the left part of his face and his shirt.

#36 Posted by Yummylee (23265 posts) -

@McGhee said:

Looks so wrong, but feels so right.

Looks about right to me.

#37 Posted by JasonR86 (10007 posts) -

@McGhee said:

Looks so wrong, but feels so right.

My God.

#38 Posted by jking47 (1266 posts) -

@McGhee said:

Looks so wrong, but feels so right.

Not empty quotin'

#39 Edited by JonSmith (174 posts) -

And this is why you never see the President in public. Also, the Secret Service is going to delete this thread.

#40 Posted by iam3green (14368 posts) -

I didn't think of anything better. it was the first playboy magazine cover that i found.

     
#41 Posted by Loyal_Dragoon (118 posts) -

I'm waiting for the Skyrim shop that someone will post eventually.

#42 Posted by MentalDisruption (1744 posts) -

This has so much potential.

#43 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4313 posts) -
@McGhee said:

Looks so wrong, but feels so right.

This....  Needs to be seen 
#44 Posted by easthill (354 posts) -
#45 Posted by dudeglove (9295 posts) -

Eeeeurgghh... must... resist

#46 Posted by Yanngc33 (4551 posts) -

@iam3green said:

I didn't think of anything better. it was the first playboy magazine cover that i found.

why did it take two pages for somebody to finally think of this?

#47 Edited by Harkat (1158 posts) -

@easthill said:

"No, that's all right Mr. Gerstmann, I think maybe..."

#48 Posted by Grissefar (2905 posts) -
@Droop said:

You mean like this?

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas kids!
#49 Posted by Harkat (1158 posts) -

@Grissefar said:

@Droop said:

You mean like this?

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas kids!

"I dunno, what am I going to do with anything?" - Jeff "Santa" Gerstmann.

#50 Posted by iam3green (14368 posts) -
@Yanngc33: i don't know, it was the first thing that came to mind.