#1 Posted by Wolverine (4269 posts) -

This thread works similar to "Answer above, ask bellow" in which you answer a would you rather question above and you ask a would you rather question below.

Would you rather have a billion dollars but die at 40 or be poor but die at 100?

#2 Posted by natetodamax (19136 posts) -

Poor. I have enough time to get rich.

Would you rather die by stabbing a getting shot?

#3 Posted by Breadfan (6586 posts) -

I would rather get shot

Would you rather live through the zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?

#4 Edited by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -
Br3adfan said:
"I would rather get shotWould you rather live through the zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?"
zombie cause well you know 

also im not asking a would ya rather question, im feeling rather unimaginative at the moment so somebody take my turn....
#5 Posted by Captain_Fookup (1519 posts) -

Zombie Apocalypse would be the shit, fuck aliens.

#6 Posted by natetodamax (19136 posts) -
Captain_Fookup said:
"Zombie Apocalypse would be the shit, fuck aliens."
Learn to follow the damn rules.

Would you rather have an ugly but very funny/intelligent/commited girlfriend or a hawt and sexy but very stupid/boring girlfriend?
#7 Posted by KaosAngel (13765 posts) -

I would have the smart girl friend...I fucking deal with stupid Japanese women everyday.  Can't fucking stand it.  GAH!

Would you rather drink a bowl of horse sperm in cereal or have buttsecks with 11 dudes?  XD

#8 Posted by Fr0Br0 (3084 posts) -

I'll take the horse sperm if the cereal was Lucky Charms.

Would you rather piss a peanut or shit a bowling ball?

#9 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -
KaosAngel said:
"I would have the smart girl friend...I fucking deal with stupid Japanese women everyday.  Can't fucking stand it.  GAH!Would you rather drink a bowl of horse sperm in cereal or have buttsecks with 11 dudes?  XD"
GTFO cant i have both :P

but seriously seek help you have some form of mental aguish ! 

would ya rather be 800 pounds or 60 pounds ? 

#10 Posted by natetodamax (19136 posts) -

Buttsecks.

Would you rather have your family killed in front of your eyes and kill them yourself while blindfolded and earplugged.

#11 Posted by Diamond (8634 posts) -

These questions are hard to answer, harder to think up...

How am I going to live to be 100 if I don't at least have some money?  Knowing that I'll live to be 100, does that mean I can rob banks?  What exactly defines poor, how long can I hold a dollar bill without dying?

Alien invasion is the right choice, just because the aliens are invading, that doesn't mean they're as bad as zombies.  Maybe they're just invading so they can do all our housework or give us blowjobs?

How ugly is this girlfriend?  Will I vomit if I look at her?  Is she just OK?  If the ugly girlfriend is committed, does that mean the hot girlfriend will always be out fucking other guys?

OK, let me see.  Question asking time :  Here we go.

Would you rather go to a Hell that isn't absolute suffering all the time or an Oblivion that you're aware of for eternity?

#12 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3530 posts) -

diamond i think you over thinking this stuff wayyyyy to much 

#13 Posted by Diamond (8634 posts) -
ZombieHunter said:
"diamond i think you over thinking this stuff wayyyyy to much "
Devil's in the details
#14 Posted by natetodamax (19136 posts) -

Wtf

#15 Posted by Wolverine (4269 posts) -

Would you rather play a video game based on a book or read a book based on a video game?

#16 Posted by MattyFTM (14243 posts) -

Video game based on a book

Would you rather jump out of a first story window head first, or a seccond story window feet first?

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#17 Posted by Wolverine (4269 posts) -

A second story window feet first because it would hurt way less.


Would you rather have a really good PC or a really good Mac.

#18 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -

Well the first story is only a few feet from the ground, ,and i have a hard head so i guess first story.

Would you rather eat a burger that has flies in it or drink soda that has piss in it.

[+1] if you get the refrence.

#19 Posted by Wolverine (4269 posts) -

Eat a burger with flies in it.


Would you rather get smacked in the face with a baseball bat or shot in the leg?

#20 Posted by Commando (1877 posts) -

Shot in the leg


Would you rather have sex with Heidi Klum if she had every STD known to man, or Rosie O'donell with no STDs
#21 Posted by Shazam (474 posts) -

Really good PC.

Would you rather eat your own shit or drink your own piss with no ill side effects except the taste and memory?

#22 Posted by Bullet_Jr (770 posts) -

Piss. Fer Sure.

Would you rather give Rosie O'Donnel Cunnilingus or eat gummy bears out of Andre the Giant's leotard (choose wisely)?

#23 Edited by Wolverine (4269 posts) -

Eat gummy bears out of Andre the Giant's leotard. I love gummy bears.

Would you rather take a shit in the middle of a busy city street or take a piss by your self on live tv?

#24 Posted by c1337us (5751 posts) -

WTF? Some of you guys have seriously twisted minds lol

#25 Posted by Wolverine (4269 posts) -
c1337us said:
"WTF? Some of you guys have seriously twisted minds lol"
Come on! Answer the question!
#26 Posted by Bullet_Jr (770 posts) -
Wolverine said:
"c1337us said:
"WTF? Some of you guys have seriously twisted minds lol"
Come on! Answer the question!"
I'll answer it, I'm not a pansy.

Again, my answer is piss.
#27 Edited by Shazam (474 posts) -

Would you rather see Bullet_Jr pissing or shitting? :D

#28 Posted by auspiciousqueue (1298 posts) -

Since he likes piss, I guess I'll go with that


Would you rather be mauled by a bear or bitten by a shark?
#29 Posted by Bullet_Jr (770 posts) -
auspiciousqueue said:
"Since he likes piss, I guess I'll go with that

Would you rather be mauled by a bear or bitten by a shark?
"
You had to bring up sharks!

I'll just say this: Between poo and anything else, I'll choose the latter.

Between sharks and anything else, I'll do the same.

Fuck poo and sharks.
#30 Posted by Shazam (474 posts) -
Bullet_Jr said:
"auspiciousqueue said:
"Since he likes piss, I guess I'll go with that

Would you rather be mauled by a bear or bitten by a shark?
"
You had to bring up sharks!I'll just say this: Between poo and anything else, I'll choose the latter.Between sharks and anything else, I'll do the same.Fuck poo and sharks. "

Rolf! Just had a mental image of a poor bear in a piss tank :D

Would you rather be celibate for the rest of your life but insanely rich or able to do whomever or whatever you wish but be desperately poor?

#31 Posted by Bullet_Jr (770 posts) -
Shazam said:
"Bullet_Jr said:
"auspiciousqueue said:
"Since he likes piss, I guess I'll go with that

Would you rather be mauled by a bear or bitten by a shark?
"
You had to bring up sharks!I'll just say this: Between poo and anything else, I'll choose the latter.Between sharks and anything else, I'll do the same.Fuck poo and sharks. "
Rolf! Just had a mental image of a poor bear in a piss tank :DWould you rather be celibate for the rest of your life but insanely rich or able to do whomever or whatever you wish but be desperately poor?"
I'd be insanely rich and buy a sex robot.
#32 Posted by Shazam (474 posts) -
Bullet_Jr said:
I'd be insanely rich and buy a sex robot."
But you wouldn't be able to have sex with it?
#33 Posted by Bullet_Jr (770 posts) -
Shazam said:
"Bullet_Jr said:
I'd be insanely rich and buy a sex robot."
But you wouldn't be able to have sex with it?"
Yeah, I realize this now. I misread the question and now I'm stuck with a sex robot and no will to screw (pun intended).
#34 Posted by auspiciousqueue (1298 posts) -
Bullet_Jr said:
"Shazam said:
"Bullet_Jr said:
I'd be insanely rich and buy a sex robot."
But you wouldn't be able to have sex with it?"
Yeah, I realize this now. I misread the question and now I'm stuck with a sex robot and no will to screw (pun intended)."
You could torture yourself by renting out your sex robot and make even MORE money.

Would you rather mess with the Italian, Chinese or Russian Mafia?
#35 Posted by Bullet_Jr (770 posts) -
auspiciousqueue said:
"Bullet_Jr said:You could torture yourself by renting out your sex robot and make even MORE money.

Would you rather mess with the Italian, Chinese or Russian Mafia?
"
Russian, because I love Chinese and Italian food too much to piss either of them off.
#36 Posted by Shazam (474 posts) -

Would you rather have your head facing the other way or arms for legs?

#37 Posted by OmegaPirate (5518 posts) -

Id say head, because then i could check people out as they walked past


Would you rather Kill your family as zombies, or become a zombie yourself
#38 Posted by destro (248 posts) -

Id rather kill my family as zombies...i aint becoming no zombie!

Would you rather have your hands cut off or your feet?

#39 Posted by Wolverine (4269 posts) -

My feet so I could still play video games.


Would you rather play a game or watch a movie.

#40 Posted by OmegaPirate (5518 posts) -

Play a game fo shure, sitting down to watch a movie bores me


Would you rather pick up the soap, or do an extra 10 years?
#41 Posted by Shazam (474 posts) -

Pick up the soap. Stuff like that doesn't happen in Women's prison?

Would you rather get a full body wax or a picture of Steve-O tattooed on your back?

#42 Posted by OmegaPirate (5518 posts) -

Goddammit it would be a girl that answered the question >:/ - well played though


Full body wax - slippery smooth!!

Would you rather Direct a speeding train towards your family, or a group of orphans all gonna grow up to make cures for diseases
#43 Posted by JackiJinx (3083 posts) -

Orphans.

Would you rather eat a live squid or a live rat?

#44 Posted by SinGulaR (2216 posts) -

A live squid because it doesn't bite back... I guess.

Would you rather live on moon or on mars?

#45 Posted by Shazam (474 posts) -

Moon. Closer to home. :D

Would you rather be given 40 lashes and live or shot in the head quickly?

#46 Edited by OmegaPirate (5518 posts) -

Lashes - it would actually turn me on :D


Would you rather be victim of a flesh eating virus, or one which you lost the use of all your limbs one by one
#47 Posted by Wolverine (4269 posts) -

Flesh eating virus

Would you rather have a pizza or a cake?

#48 Posted by HazBazz (1901 posts) -

Pizza

Would you rather drink beers or spirits?

#49 Posted by MattyFTM (14243 posts) -

beer

Would you rather drink coffee or tea.

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#50 Posted by toxicEnchiliada (331 posts) -

tea

eat a dog or a cat?