Official Would You Rather... Thread

This thread works similar to "Answer above, ask bellow" in which you answer a would you rather question above and you ask a would you rather question below.

Would you rather have a billion dollars but die at 40 or be poor but die at 100?

Poor. I have enough time to get rich.

Would you rather die by stabbing a getting shot?

I would rather get shot

Would you rather live through the zombie apocalypse or an alien invasion?

Zombie Apocalypse would be the shit, fuck aliens.

"Zombie Apocalypse would be the shit, fuck aliens."

I would have the smart girl friend...I fucking deal with stupid Japanese women everyday.  Can't fucking stand it.  GAH!

Would you rather drink a bowl of horse sperm in cereal or have buttsecks with 11 dudes?  XD

I'll take the horse sperm if the cereal was Lucky Charms.

Would you rather piss a peanut or shit a bowling ball?

Buttsecks.

Would you rather have your family killed in front of your eyes and kill them yourself while blindfolded and earplugged.

These questions are hard to answer, harder to think up...

How am I going to live to be 100 if I don't at least have some money?  Knowing that I'll live to be 100, does that mean I can rob banks?  What exactly defines poor, how long can I hold a dollar bill without dying?

Alien invasion is the right choice, just because the aliens are invading, that doesn't mean they're as bad as zombies.  Maybe they're just invading so they can do all our housework or give us blowjobs?

How ugly is this girlfriend?  Will I vomit if I look at her?  Is she just OK?  If the ugly girlfriend is committed, does that mean the hot girlfriend will always be out fucking other guys?

OK, let me see.  Question asking time :  Here we go.

Would you rather go to a Hell that isn't absolute suffering all the time or an Oblivion that you're aware of for eternity?

diamond i think you over thinking this stuff wayyyyy to much 

"diamond i think you over thinking this stuff wayyyyy to much "

Wtf

Would you rather play a video game based on a book or read a book based on a video game?

Video game based on a book

Would you rather jump out of a first story window head first, or a seccond story window feet first?

A second story window feet first because it would hurt way less.


Would you rather have a really good PC or a really good Mac.

Well the first story is only a few feet from the ground, ,and i have a hard head so i guess first story.

Would you rather eat a burger that has flies in it or drink soda that has piss in it.

[+1] if you get the refrence.

Eat a burger with flies in it.


Would you rather get smacked in the face with a baseball bat or shot in the leg?

Shot in the leg

Really good PC.

Would you rather eat your own shit or drink your own piss with no ill side effects except the taste and memory?

Piss. Fer Sure.

Would you rather give Rosie O'Donnel Cunnilingus or eat gummy bears out of Andre the Giant's leotard (choose wisely)?

Eat gummy bears out of Andre the Giant's leotard. I love gummy bears.

Would you rather take a shit in the middle of a busy city street or take a piss by your self on live tv?

WTF? Some of you guys have seriously twisted minds lol

"WTF? Some of you guys have seriously twisted minds lol"

"c1337us said:

"WTF? Some of you guys have seriously twisted minds lol"

Come on! Answer the question!"

Would you rather see Bullet_Jr pissing or shitting? :D

Since he likes piss, I guess I'll go with that

"Since he likes piss, I guess I'll go with that

Would you rather be mauled by a bear or bitten by a shark?

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"auspiciousqueue said:

"Since he likes piss, I guess I'll go with that

Would you rather be mauled by a bear or bitten by a shark?

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You had to bring up sharks!I'll just say this: Between poo and anything else, I'll choose the latter.Between sharks and anything else, I'll do the same.Fuck poo and sharks. "

"Bullet_Jr said:

"auspiciousqueue said:

"Since he likes piss, I guess I'll go with that

Would you rather be mauled by a bear or bitten by a shark?

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You had to bring up sharks!I'll just say this: Between poo and anything else, I'll choose the latter.Between sharks and anything else, I'll do the same.Fuck poo and sharks. "

Rolf! Just had a mental image of a poor bear in a piss tank :DWould you rather be celibate for the rest of your life but insanely rich or able to do whomever or whatever you wish but be desperately poor?"

I'd be insanely rich and buy a sex robot."

"Bullet_Jr said:

I'd be insanely rich and buy a sex robot."

But you wouldn't be able to have sex with it?"

"Shazam said:

"Bullet_Jr said:

I'd be insanely rich and buy a sex robot."

But you wouldn't be able to have sex with it?"

Yeah, I realize this now. I misread the question and now I'm stuck with a sex robot and no will to screw (pun intended)."

"Bullet_Jr said:You could torture yourself by renting out your sex robot and make even MORE money.

Would you rather mess with the Italian, Chinese or Russian Mafia?

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Would you rather have your head facing the other way or arms for legs?

Id say head, because then i could check people out as they walked past

Id rather kill my family as zombies...i aint becoming no zombie!

Would you rather have your hands cut off or your feet?

My feet so I could still play video games.


Would you rather play a game or watch a movie.

Play a game fo shure, sitting down to watch a movie bores me

Pick up the soap. Stuff like that doesn't happen in Women's prison?

Would you rather get a full body wax or a picture of Steve-O tattooed on your back?

Goddammit it would be a girl that answered the question >:/ - well played though

Orphans.

Would you rather eat a live squid or a live rat?

A live squid because it doesn't bite back... I guess.

Would you rather live on moon or on mars?

Moon. Closer to home. :D

Would you rather be given 40 lashes and live or shot in the head quickly?

Lashes - it would actually turn me on :D

Flesh eating virus

Would you rather have a pizza or a cake?

Pizza

Would you rather drink beers or spirits?

beer

Would you rather drink coffee or tea.

tea

eat a dog or a cat?