Official Would You Rather... Thread

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Would you rather date Ryan Davis or Jeff Gerstmann?

I don't DATE guys... I hang out with them. And I would rather hang out with Jeff Gerstmann.

Would you rather smoke 5 joints in a row or get an alcohol intoxication?

I don't know because I don't smoke or drink but I'll say smoke the 5 joints because you can die from alcohol intoxication.


Would you rather sit in a bath full of large spiders or not eat anything for a week?

Not eat anything for a week

Eat food with tapeworms in them. You can just take medicine for that.


Would you rather eat pie or cake?

Cake.. pie is overrated.

Would you rather not have access to Giant Bomb or not have access to all other gaming sites?

not have access to all other gaming sites (if there isnt a third choice)
Anyways i could always go to a friends house. He'd have access you know.

Would you rather not need  to go to school or not need to work ?

Not need to go to work.

Would you rather have sex with a really hot teacher or have sex with a friend's really hot mom?

Able to do whomever or whatever you wish but, be desperately poor.

Would you rather: Lie naked in a bathtub full of cockroaches or sit on a couch with a Tarantula on your lap!

i think may be Tarantula, since its only one thing ( however big and disgusting it may be. Plus you can knock it off.

Would you rather play gta iv or fallout 3?

tarantulas aren't aggressive unless they're provoked, but cockroaches...and a bathtub full of them?  Sick.  I'd pick the tarantula any day.

Edit:  Since someone posted between seeing this thread and refreshing the page, I answered the above one.  For that question, I'm going with GTA 4

Would you rather retire today, and be set for life with a $100,000 per year salary, or work for 10 more years without vacation at a job you hate with no expendable income (just what you need to live off of), at which point you are given $100,000,000?

I would rather work for 10 more years without vacation at a job I hate with no expendable income (just what I need to live off of), at which point I am given $100,000,000.

Would you rather eat out a trash can or a old lady?

Old lady.  "Pussy is pussy".

Would you rather perform 2girls1cup or Pain Olympics?

2girls1cup


Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life but me rich or get married to someone you love and have family but be poor?

Be alone and rich.

Would you rather put a scorpion in your pants or take a shower in Bill's bathroom?

I don't know who Bill is so I'll go with the scorpion.


Would you rather take a shower or a bath?

bath

Would you rather kiss a rattlesnake or take a shower in Bill's bathroom?

Kiss a rattlesnake because i'm guessing Bill is a pervert.
Would you rather die of old age or die doing something you enjoy?

Die doing something I enjoy.


Would you rather play Halo 3 or Gears 2?

I don't really like either but i guess i would play Gears 2 because Halo 3 just sucked.
Would you alter time to save some one or to make yourself rich?

alter time

Would you rather be locked in a room until you beat superman 64 or lose both your legs?

Make myself rich.

Would you rather lock yourself in a tunnel with a badger or take a shower in Bill's bathroom?

the tunnel.

Would you rather have all the knowledge of the universe for one day and then die or live a common life knowing very little forever?

Common life knowing very little forever. In the great scheme of things, Stephen Hawking knows very little compared to the amount to be learned so knowing very little compared to knowing everything about the universe isn't all that bad.

Would you rather have no genitals but the urge to reproduce or genitals with no urge?

Genitals with no urge.
Would you rather kill or be killed?

Kill

Would you rather sit in a bucket full of ants or take a shower in Bill's bathroom?

Sit in a bucket full of ants


Would you rather die or take a shower in Bill's bathroom (who is Bill?)

I rather have sexy bill.

Would you rather kiss me or hug me?

Kiss, you can tell a lot about a person that way

Orgasm when i cry, at least i'd feel a little better.
If you where stuck in a old well would you drink the putrid water or your own urine?

My own urine because it would probably be healthier.


I'm going to use a question that was already used. Would you rather piss a peanut or shit a bowling ball?

Piss a peanut.
Would you rather live forever or be able to choose when and how  you are going to die?

A) I would rather be able to choose how and when I was going to die because I would never want to live forever. It would get pretty depressing watching everyone is love and carry about pass on and having to meet knew people every 60 years or so. Also people would wonder why you never age.

Q) Same question?

Choose when and how I can die.

Would you rather:
Be responsible for destroying the world from the moon and secure yourself a happy life inside of your own mind thanks to an artificial reality simulator
...or...
Shoot a 5 year old and go to prison for the rest of your life.

Shoot a 5 year old and go to prison for the rest of my life.

Would you rather have a girl love you and have sex with you once a week or like you and have sex with you every day?

Well, I think sex is over-rated as hell, so I'll go with the love option.

Would you rather have no sex or have gay sex?

I would rather have no sex.


Would you rather watch a Spiderman 4 or a X-Men 4?

Oh, shit man, I couldn't stand to see either of those series get worse...
X-Men 4. I love Jackman more than Maguire...BUT ONLY IF SINGER DIRECTED.

Would you rather watch a character drama starring Wolverine searching for his daughter whom his wife took away from him, or watch Spiderman go on Jerry Springer?

X-Men 4. Spiderman sucks.
Would you rather watch the sun set or rise?

Spiderman 4. never been an x-men fan.

Would you rather take an insanely massive nasty smelly messy shit all over your girlfriends bathroom and then find out it won't flush or take the same dump at a private dinner meeting with your boss talking about a huge promotion?

"X-Men 4. Spiderman sucks.Would you rather watch the sun set or rise?"

Regular vacation. I have a thing about going out on the water and not being able to swim...
Would you rather have a job you love with low pay or do a job you hate with high pay?

I would rather do a job I love with low pay because to have to spend 5 days a week doing something I hate for a good amount of my life would be so depressing.

Would you rather wake up at 4 AM or 2 PM on the weekend?

2 p.m. I'm not a Day walker by choice.
Would you rather tell your boss the real reason you're not coming to work or make something up?

It depends on how my boss was and why I wasn't coming into work.

Would you rather watch TV or a movie?

Movie. Have over 800 of them.
Would you rather go out with a bunch of friends or just go out with a few really close friends?

 I hate it when my friends plan large dinners because I end up going to a restaurant with a party of 15 and not being able to talk to the people I actually wanted to talk to. I would much rather go out with a few close friends.

Would you rather see a movie in the theater or in your house?

House. Don't have to deal with all the noise and the popcorn's free.
Would you stop and help a dog who got hit by a car or just ignore the poor beast?

I'd stop and help the dog. I love dogs.

Would you rather have a dog or a cat?