BEHOLD THE NIGHTMARE FUEL!!!
Dear God... That is one of the scariest things I have ever seen in my entire being of existence! Seriously, it is a egg with a fucking frown on it! IT IS AN EGG WITH A FROWN ON IT!!! The worse thing... is that you are supposed to kiss it and make out with it... that is so ungodly terrifying that it sends shivers down my back. Like... what if it glitches up and bites your tongue off? Seriously, what then!? You can't tell anyone that you had your tongue bitten off, not only because you can't speak well anymore but also the fact that it would come with you admitting you own such a horrifying device!
Also... this is the LEAST scary one they made! Yes people... this is the least scary version they have made so far... I am not sure if I am happy or scared even more!
GiantBomb... you guys know what must be done... PHOTOSHOP HOOOOO!!!