• 67 results
  • 1
  • 2
#1 Edited by Illuminosopher (335 posts) -

I got this thing for a dollar mainly because I had no idea what it is, any help would be appreciated.

#2 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

It holds the invisible spirit of The Damned. Or at least it did until you released it. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?

#3 Posted by TooWalrus (13254 posts) -

Put potatoes in it and submerse it in boiling oil.

...fuck, I don't know.

#4 Posted by Andorski (5351 posts) -

Looks like part of a raffle cage.

#5 Posted by Illuminosopher (335 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: Shit! I closed it real quick maybe it didn't get out.

#6 Posted by ImmortalSaiyan (4698 posts) -

it's a hardcore bird cage.

#7 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Illuminosopher:

No, it got out. The Damned is quick, and will seize any opportunity given to it. YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!

#8 Posted by leinad44 (529 posts) -

Well you're now possessed by a demon, good luck with that.

#9 Posted by Illuminosopher (335 posts) -

@Andorski: Yeah it does kind of look like that it also kinda looks like those traps you put under water for minnows and crayfish.

#10 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1670 posts) -

@ImmortalSaiyan: I believe you mean an S/M Dungeon Birdcage.

#11 Edited by I_smell (3924 posts) -

Ghostbusters prototype vessel, one of a kind.

#12 Edited by believer258 (12072 posts) -

It's either the ghastliest handbag ever or a crazy S&M thing.

#13 Posted by Illuminosopher (335 posts) -

@ImmortalSaiyan: That was kind of one of my first thoughts like maybe it was for transporting birds to a vet or something.

#14 Posted by Demoskinos (15085 posts) -

@Video_Game_King said:

It holds the invisible spirit of The Damned. Or at least it did until you released it. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!?

^ This.

#15 Edited by ShaggE (6624 posts) -

That, old bean, is a cylindrical cage the likes of which are sought after by millions and millions of cylindrical cage collectors. By buying this piece, you have opened the floodgates, and will live out the rest of your days harassed by frenzied cylindrical cage fans.

Either that or it's a sex thing.

#16 Posted by Illuminosopher (335 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: Fuck! the fortune cookie was right I would end the world.

#17 Posted by IceColdGamer (605 posts) -

Put your penis in it. Go ahead, do it.

#18 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@Illuminosopher:

But the date was wrong. The true horror is that we shall not know when The Damned is complete again until he is upon us all.

#19 Edited by Illuminosopher (335 posts) -

@IceColdGamer: Don't you think I already tried that think man think!

#20 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4308 posts) -

Deep frying shit

#21 Posted by oraknabo (1514 posts) -

experimental luggage?

#22 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3080 posts) -

It's a butter churner.

#23 Posted by vorpalparasite (302 posts) -

it's a fish prison.

#24 Posted by Draxyle (1885 posts) -

@Andorski said:

Looks like part of a raffle cage.

That's my best guess as well, though it's clearly missing some pieces.

#25 Posted by 49th (2812 posts) -

Key features of thing:

1. Two tabs welded in middle of each half

2. Two square bits welded in corners of one half

3. Metal parts with holes on top and bottom of each half - possibly for connecting with metal rod? Not for rotation since both holes are not centred

4. No doors on side of thing which means this was probably used for storage - not catching animals

Where did you but this thing? Any notable landmarks around?

#26 Posted by Karkarov (3229 posts) -

In all seriousness it might be some kind of fry cage or perhaps used for catching small fish, though I am not sure if it is the right type of metal for that. It definitely is not a roll cage for lotto drawings because it has no spot for the handle, not to mention the lack of an opening to insert tickets and such.

#27 Posted by Illuminosopher (335 posts) -

@49th: at a local thrift shop they had no idea what it was ether.

#28 Posted by UncleBenny (457 posts) -

it's an incorrectly built penis cage. They forgot to cut the whole in the middle. Those paddle things are for punshing your weiner for being bad.

#29 Posted by Barrock (3551 posts) -

It's in case you feed a gremlin after midnight, or get it wet.

#30 Posted by Rattle618 (1463 posts) -

Its for your balls, welcome to safe sex.

#31 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7099 posts) -

It's the latest toy from extremerestraints.com! The Genital Prison!

#32 Edited by mlarrabee (3025 posts) -

It's clearly for mixing or shuffling; the internal tabs and offset axle holes make that obvious.

It's probably for raffles and such, as has already been said.

#33 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6400 posts) -

Probably something from Extremerestraints.com

#34 Posted by Christoffer (1890 posts) -

If you want to know what that is, watch Hellraiser 2... don't worry... well maybe a little.

#35 Posted by Roger_Klotz (788 posts) -

A traveling dildo case, for the pornstars always on the go!

#36 Posted by Pop (2647 posts) -

I don't know man, I've been trying to google everything I can think of and didn't find anything. Take it to pawn stars they'll tell you what it's worth :D

#37 Posted by L44 (571 posts) -

Why must people immediatley associate unknown things with dicks?

#38 Edited by Tomzombie (400 posts) -

ya the thing you use to get bingo balls in to call out number or loto numbers

#39 Posted by Christoffer (1890 posts) -

@L44 said:

Why must people immediatley associate unknown things with dicks?

Studies shows it's funny.

#40 Posted by ShaggE (6624 posts) -

@L44 said:

Why must people immediatley associate unknown things with dicks?

Human nature. When you encounter an unknown object, there are only three courses of action: Try to eat it, try to kill it, or try to stick your junk in it.

#41 Posted by laserbolts (5337 posts) -

@believer258 said:

It's either the ghastliest handbag ever or a crazy S&M thing.

I like your use of ghastliest there.

#42 Posted by Ares42 (2768 posts) -

Seems strange for it to open so widely if it's for a lottery, so I'm gonna go with frying-cage.

#43 Posted by dungbootle (2458 posts) -

I dunno but it looks oddly familiar.

#44 Posted by Sursh (243 posts) -

it drains the blood from the organs of your victims.

#45 Edited by John1912 (1924 posts) -

@Andorski said:

Looks like part of a raffle cage.

LOL! That would be pretty sad if it was a raffle cage. It looks so creepy in the OPs room with the low light, and wood panel walls. Like if he panned the camera just a bit, im pretty sure there would be a naked gimp chained to the wall in a leather mask with ball gag.

#46 Posted by Baillie (4273 posts) -

It's not a raffle cage as it has a door that flaps open. I have been searching google for a while and I can't really find any cylindrical cages that open like this. WHAT IS IT?

#47 Posted by super2j (1742 posts) -

well this is solved ? then i will still say what i thought. nothing, rather i was going to tell u to go and listen to my brother my brother and me: extreme restraints ads..... this is more a joke for my fellow listeners.

#48 Posted by Sanity (1948 posts) -

Either a torture device or a deep fry cage. Or both.

#49 Posted by benpicko (2011 posts) -

@dudy80 said:

Either a torture device or a deep fry cage. Or both.

@dudy80 said:

Or both.

Ouch.

#50 Posted by Subjugation (4728 posts) -

It's a horcrux. If you melt it down and destroy it you will hear the screams of anguish from You-Know-Who.