OMFG! Does this make me a playa?

Its now 8:00 pm central time here and my mom threw a party tonight. I guesstimate that there's about 35-40 people here tonight. So, anyways my mom's friend's friend tried to hit on me tonight. She's like 40 somethin and im 16. One of my mom's other friends said that's Carlee's son (carlee is my mom) She was like :O. She actucully rubbed on my thigh too. She said she was so sorry and gave me a hug.

 I find this so ironic b/c the other day a guy at a store told me I was too young for a game, and now a 40 year old woman mistakes a 16 year old boy who already has a gf BTW , to be 26?
IDK... So am I a playa, pimp, or even a Don Juan?

No. She's just stupid.

You would be way more of a pimp if you could manage to post things in the correct forum.  Moved to Off Topic.

I think this story may be fabricated, but if it isn't, "Carlee" is a pedophile.

Cue Chris Hanson!

If you were a fan of MILFS, i'm sure you would have hit that shit.

Lol Chris hanson is for creepy 40 year old guys that prey on 14 and 15 year old girls... When a 40 year old woman hits on a 16 year old boy its ok.

" guesstimate "

"Lol Chris hanson is for creepy 40 year old guys that prey on 14 and 15 year old girls... When a 40 year old woman hits on a 16 year old boy its ok."

"Austin said:

" guesstimate "

NO."

"joey said:

"Austin said:

" guesstimate "

NO."

Whats wrong with guesstimate? Its sounds way cooler than estimate."

You'd be a player if you didn't have a party thrown for you by your mum and all her friends. In fact, no, you'd still be a loser. Sorry to say.

"You'd be a player if you didn't have a party thrown for you by your mum and all her friends. In fact, no, you'd still be a loser. Sorry to say."

Post a pic and the community will tell you how old you really look.  Don't believe me?  Just ask JensonB.

"HandsomeDead said:

"You'd be a player if you didn't have a party thrown for you by your mum and all her friends. In fact, no, you'd still be a loser. Sorry to say."

No, my mom threw a party just for the heck of it, it wasn't for me at all. It just so happens this fairly attractive 40 something year old woman mistaken me for an older guy.  I was just sitting back watching my family and mom coworkers on the dance floor "trying to do hip dance moves" then this lady comes and sits right next to me and starts talkin to me."

She was probably just drunk...

Lol ya thats pretty awesome.

She probably thought you were in your early 20s, and thought you were good looking. Definately sounds like she was hitting on you, along with booz. Its not strange for a middle age, single woman to hit on a young person.

Cmon guys, stop raining on his parade! What hes saying sounds pretty sweet.

"Lol ya thats pretty awesome.

She probably thought you were in your early 20s, and thought you were good looking. Definately sounds like she was hitting on you, along with booz. Its not strange for a middle age, single woman to hit on a young person.

Cmon guys, stop raining on his parade! What hes saying sounds pretty sweet."

The immaturity is palpable.

She was either stupid or drunk. Likely both. Either way, that doesn't make you a pimp, playa, or anything other than a 16 year old kid. And to fancy yourself as some kind of ladies man only makes you sound like a dumbass.

..............um, who cares about all this?

"..............um, who cares about all this?"

Oh man, this is some pitiful shit

About this time last year, I was talking to some MILF at a bus stop and she said she'd have invited me back to her house were I not gay. I'm not even gay. Point is, she was interested in the first place and that makes me a fucking player, right? Right? Right...?

"About this time last year, I was talking to some MILF at a bus stop and she said she'd have invited me back to her house were I not gay. I'm not even gay. Point is, she was interested in the first place and that makes me a fucking player, right? Right? Right...?"

OMG an older woman hugged me! Im a player!

seriously, your looking into it like any 16 year old kid would, which is the wrong and perverted way... damn hormones.

your bragging about some old crone feeling you up?
*vomits*

"Its now 8:00 pm central time here and my mom threw a party tonight. I guesstimate that there's about 35-40 people here tonight. So, anyways my mom's friend's friend tried to hit on me tonight. She's like 40 somethin and im 16. One of my mom's other friends said that's Carlee's son (carlee is my mom) She was like :O. She actucully rubbed on my thigh too. She said she was so sorry and gave me a hug.

 I find this so ironic b/c the other day a guy at a store told me I was too young for a game, and now a 40 year old woman mistakes a 16 year old boy who already has a gf BTW , to be 26?
IDK... So am I a playa, pimp, or even a Don Juan?"

... son of ah bitch... >_<... Why God?  Why do I read these topics knowing what is in store for me?  Maybe I like torturing myself, excuse me while i visit my shrink.

Oh, and dude... you not being able to buy a mature game has nothing to do with this sick woman.  Grow up dude, if she was a milf, then shame on you for not hittin' that.

Nope. It simply makes your mom a creep.

"OMG an older woman hugged me! Im a player!

seriously, your looking into it like any 16 year old kid would, which is the wrong and perverted way... damn hormones."

Why you would want to be is unknown...
But I don't think so, I think it should be the other way around, minus her being drunk.

"Post a pic and the community will tell you how old you really look.  Don't believe me?  Just ask JensonB."

SMH. Dude when she hugged you that was your cue to slip it in.

Did you hit back?

You should have gotten her number.

"jakob187 said:

"..............um, who cares about all this?"

I do! And some other people too!"