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#1 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

We have our fair share of spam bots on Giant Bomb, telling us to buy shoes or to go to sketchy corners of the internet. But this is by far the best piece of spam that I've received on GB ever:

Thanks GB, now I can find love. Has anybody else received a PM from this sexy lady? What's the craziest spam you've ever received?

#2 Posted by adoggz (2035 posts) -

Hey, I love you bunches too. Can I have $5000?

#3 Posted by FateOfNever (1809 posts) -

That is some truly awful writing and gave me a good laugh.

Nope, haven't had anything like that happen upon my inbox yet.

#4 Posted by BeachThunder (11642 posts) -

IMAGINE THE NERVE OF SENDING THE EXACT SAME THING TO BOTH OF US!!

WHAT A WHORE.

#5 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

@BeachThunder said:

IMAGINE THE NERVE OF SENDING THE EXACT SAME THING TO BOTH OF US!!

WHAT A WHORE.

OMG I'M HURT

#6 Posted by Yummylee (21204 posts) -

I just received that exact same message... I thought I was special.

#7 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

Nobody loves me. : (

#8 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

Nobody loves me. : (

You should email Grace, I bet she's ready to love you

#9 Posted by Video_Game_King (35824 posts) -

I have the odd feeling that Bushwald Sexyface is gonna drop some love on this cyber lady. He has an email address specifically for this situation.

#10 Edited by Stephen_Von_Cloud (1530 posts) -

@Abyssfull said:

I just received that exact same message... I thought I was special.

"slut...."

#11 Edited by Live2bRighteous (313 posts) -

Neglected like always. :( I wish I had a grace in my life...

#12 Posted by CornBREDX (4754 posts) -

I could never love someone with such horrible grammar. 
 
Anyway, no I haven't received that on Giant Bomb.

#13 Posted by N7 (3572 posts) -

You better not tell her no...

#14 Posted by stryker1121 (1324 posts) -

I used to get tons of Russian babes hitting on me from cyberspace, but unfortunately i deleted that account. Ah, Katya, we could have been stardust..

#15 Posted by TheHT (10804 posts) -

please dont say no to me ok

#16 Posted by matti00 (668 posts) -

I created a new account to send you that message discreetly, thanks for making fun of me asshole.

#17 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -

Spam? This woman loves you!! Turn off your cynicism and open your heart!!

#18 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@ninjakiller said:

Spam? This woman loves you!! Turn off your cynicism and open your heart!!

Yeah man. You're lucky to have a hot lady wanting you, go for it, live your life, have babies, travel around the world.
#19 Posted by crusader8463 (14411 posts) -

I never get love, but I do get tons of great deals on awesome shoes! I think I'm getting the better end of the deal.

#20 Posted by MaddogExplosive (16 posts) -

@ninjakiller said:

Spam? This woman loves you!! Turn off your cynicism and open your heart!!

I lol'ed. Well done.

#21 Edited by Tireyo (6408 posts) -

Yeah, I got one of those a couple of years ago. I think I broke their heart by not responding! =-D

#22 Posted by uniform (1832 posts) -

This is the one and only chance. After this it's just forever alone.

#24 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3048 posts) -

You should get all close and familiar with her vagina hole.

#25 Posted by BonOrbitz (2138 posts) -

I'm surprised nobody has posted that Giant Bomb relationship hotline pic with Ryan!

#26 Posted by TheHT (10804 posts) -

@ShadowConqueror said:

You should get all close and familiar with her vagina hole.

we will know ourself more better and to send you a picture of it

#27 Posted by Fasckira (62 posts) -
#28 Posted by GS_Dan (1401 posts) -

@Abyssfull said:

I just received that exact same message... I thought I was special.

At least you got one :(

#29 Posted by RenMcKormack (1071 posts) -

@Yanngc33: BUT I LOVE YOU YANG. DONT LEAVE ME FOR GRACE11Love...that hussy

#30 Posted by SpartanAmbrose (831 posts) -

@bonorbitz said:

I'm surprised nobody has posted that Giant Bomb relationship hotline pic with Ryan!

Ask and you shall receive!

#31 Posted by duggshammer (158 posts) -

...would you mind if I take a crack at dat ass?

#32 Posted by BonOrbitz (2138 posts) -

@SpartanAmbrose said:

@bonorbitz said:

I'm surprised nobody has posted that Giant Bomb relationship hotline pic with Ryan!

Ask and you shall receive!

There we go! And now that he's engaged, he is fully qualified to take anyone's calls!

#33 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

forever alone

#34 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3719 posts) -

DuskVamp pretty much sent me the same seductive PM the first time she contacted me. Let go of your cynicism and dive in headfirst!

#35 Posted by Chet_Rippo (231 posts) -

@Wrighteous86 said:

DuskVamp pretty much sent me the same seductive PM the first time she contacted me. Let go of your cynicism and dive in headfirst!

Yes also give her your social security number!

#36 Posted by Still_I_Cry (2494 posts) -

@AhmadMetallic said:

@ninjakiller said:

Spam? This woman loves you!! Turn off your cynicism and open your heart!!

Yeah man. You're lucky to have a hot lady wanting you, go for it, live your life, have babies, travel around the world.

More than one of those things conflicts with the others..

#37 Posted by Bollard (5202 posts) -

I'm gunna come across your profile too.

Just saying.

#38 Posted by DoctorWelch (2774 posts) -

WHAT!

*Yells across the house* HUNNY, I thought I told you to stop messaging people on Giantbomb.

Ugh...mail order wives.

#39 Posted by DuskVamp (681 posts) -
@Wrighteous86 said:

DuskVamp pretty much sent me the same seductive PM the first time she contacted me. Let go of your cynicism and dive in headfirst!

I just wanted us to know ourself more better, we can't all be English Majors, screw you!
#40 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

Email her so you can know yourselves like the hive mind ya'll are.

#41 Posted by Grixxel (762 posts) -

She asked for my bank account info, so clearly I gave it! Hoping to hear from her soon~

#42 Posted by darthvader300 (48 posts) -

that cheating whore!

#43 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

@Grixxel said:

She asked for my bank account info, so clearly I gave it! Hoping to hear from her soon~

I'm pretty sure you just unlocked her heart

#44 Posted by MikkaQ (10263 posts) -

D'aww how sweet.

#45 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8060 posts) -

I've gotten quite a few of those through the years.

#46 Posted by Toxeia (728 posts) -

Wish I'd get messages like that =( The whole Nigerian prince thing fell through, left me waiting at the altar and it's been so hard to get back in the scene again.

#47 Posted by Phatmac (5720 posts) -

Looks like you found a keeper.

#48 Posted by CookieMonster (2414 posts) -

If you like it, then you should put a ring on it.

#49 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

Faking your death has never been so relevant!

#50 Posted by EuanDewar (4687 posts) -
@VinceNotVance

Hola everyone! I sent this message to you people today because you guys are GiantBomb's most fabulous users. Also, I was told by many of your guys' admirers that I should approach YOU, for some advice that I really need. Yes, I know what your saying, "why didn't this guy make a thread?" Well, that's because I can't post in the forums right now (I mean sheez, you tell this community that the idiot store is out of stock, then people go ape-shit).

So here's my question, I been dealing drugs for quite some time and I got busted by this lady-cop. I thought my life was in ruin, but then. . . Love struck both of us as we were making out in her cop car. We had to stop and she had to make this decision, she can let me go and get fired, or take me in and keep her job. She gave me one day to make the decision; so I come to you guys for some advice.

What should I do? Should I let her take me in due to the fact that I'm love her, or let her let me go and run away and never see her again? Please people, I'm running out of time, what decision should I make?

This is the Ultimate_Man.