#1 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -

Ever since that E3 Bombcast in which someone shared an OkCupid prank, I've been wanting to do a prank on a dating site. So today I created a profile for a dominatrix named SSOFFICER2 and within a few hours, got a couple of messages. Good old fun! Does anyone have any anecdotes regarding online dating sites, used properly or for a laugh?

#2 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

@buzz_killington: I've got no anecdotes but I was just wondering, were those messages like "Wanna have sex?" or were they about them hating you for being a Nazi or loving you for being a Nazi?

#3 Posted by Intro (1206 posts) -

God damn that podcast was hilarious.

#4 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -
@ZeForgotten: Haha, one of them was a stock message I think the guy sends to all girl profiles in hopes of getting laid
 


I stumbled upon your profile and you seem really nice and outgoing not to mention your really attractive ;)  we share a lot of interests please msg me back

 
Another one said  
 

i'm so fucking into that kinky shit text me [HIS NUMBER]


 
Another one said 
 

you've got nice eyes ;)

even though the picture I put up was of the body of a girl in a slutty Nazi uniform (no face was shown). 
 
But the one coming from an intellectual angle said 
 

I think nazism gets a bad rap because of some things its associated with. I see a lot of positives in it. we should definitely talk more . nice pic btw ;) 

 
So a mixture of both I guess.

#5 Edited by Simplexity (1382 posts) -

@buzz_killington said:


"I think nazism gets a bad rap because of some things its associated with. I see a lot of positives in it. we should definitely talk more . nice pic btw ;)"

Wow.

#6 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

@buzz_killington said:

@ZeForgotten: Haha, one of them was a stock message I think the guy sends to all girl profiles in hopes of getting laid

I stumbled upon your profile and you seem really nice and outgoing not to mention your really attractive ;) we share a lot of interests please msg me back


Another one said

i'm so fucking into that kinky shit text me [HIS NUMBER]



Another one said

you've got nice eyes ;)

even though the picture I put up was of the body of a girl in a slutty Nazi uniform (no face was shown).

But the one coming from an intellectual angle said


I think nazism gets a bad rap because of some things its associated with. I see a lot of positives in it. we should definitely talk more . nice pic btw ;)

So a mixture of both I guess.

Speaking of E3 podcasts, wasn't that chick who everyone suddenly hates for having an opinion talking about Nazi Uniforms on one of them? .. Can't seem to remember her name, she was drunk though and everyone here hated her for being a female next to their mancrushes.

So Bombcast + E3 always leads to something with nazism

#7 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -
@Prodstep said:

@buzz_killington said:


"I think nazism gets a bad rap because of some things its associated with. I see a lot of positives in it. we should definitely talk more . nice pic btw ;)"

Wow.

I can only hope that's a case of a guy saying anything to get laid rather than actually believing that.
#8 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

@buzz_killington said:

@Prodstep said:

@buzz_killington said:


"I think nazism gets a bad rap because of some things its associated with. I see a lot of positives in it. we should definitely talk more . nice pic btw ;)"

Wow.

I can only hope that's a case of a guy saying anything to get laid rather than actually believing that.

I'm secretly hoping that that is the Automated PM people get for just making a user on the site. Kinda like how MySpace Tom automatically becomes your friend on MySpace

#9 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -
@ZeForgotten: Hahaha, that would be great.
#10 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

@ZeForgotten: Isn't that Leigh Alexander? I always thought people hated her because she's extremely obnoxious.

#11 Posted by Gerhabio (1977 posts) -

@Prodstep said:

@buzz_killington said:


"I think nazism gets a bad rap because of some things its associated with. I see a lot of positives in it. we should definitely talk more . nice pic btw ;)"

Wow.

D:

#12 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

@PeasantAbuse: That's her name yes, thank you! That was bugging me a bit that I couldn't remember her name. I don't see her as any more obnoxious than any of the users whining about her.

But that E3 Bombcast had Nazi talk in it, and now, because of a E3 Bombcast @buzz_killington: decided to make a nazi user on a dating site. So I will say it again. E3 + Bombcast leads to nazism in the end.

also, I'm picturing MySpace tom as a "Hardcore" nazi now.. I should probably get some sleep before I have to get up for work in... 4 hours >_< fuck.

#13 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1188 posts) -

@ZeForgotten said:

@PeasantAbuse: That's her name yes, thank you! That was bugging me a bit that I couldn't remember her name. I don't see her as any more obnoxious than any of the users whining about her.

But that E3 Bombcast had Nazi talk in it, and now, because of a E3 Bombcast @buzz_killington: decided to make a nazi user on a dating site. So I will say it again. E3 + Bombcast leads to nazism in the end.

also, I'm picturing MySpace tom as a "Hardcore" nazi now.. I should probably get some sleep before I have to get up for work in... 4 hours >_< fuck.

Yeah that was her. Everybody was pissed at her cause she was pretty wasted and was really loud. I thought she was mildly enjoyable but she was constantly interrupting people and actually called a few people out on their opinions I believe. Most of the original hate I think was justified.

#14 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

@ZeForgotten: I think you're on to something. I had a strong urge to tuck my pants into my combat boots after listening to the E3 Bombcasts.

#15 Posted by SmilingPig (1337 posts) -

You get such weird girls on online dating sites;

I had one that literally cried and begged me to make her a child on the first actual date

(witch I didn’t).

Another was bi and still living with her former girlfriend, we got caught by a security

guard doing some nasty stuff in her roommate’s car on our second date.

#16 Edited by iam3green (14390 posts) -

don't do that. or atleast do it to someone who ISN'T  a virgin, fat person. 
 
one time somebody sent me with email raven rilley pictures.  i knew something was up right there because of how hot she was. i ended up doing some search to find out she was a porn star. pretty funny thinking about it. i emailed him about how she is a porn star, never heard back, and didn't get anymore emails.

#17 Posted by mazik765 (2315 posts) -

@ZeForgotten said:

@PeasantAbuse: That's her name yes, thank you! That was bugging me a bit that I couldn't remember her name. I don't see her as any more obnoxious than any of the users whining about her.

And no one likes them either.

#18 Posted by clstirens (847 posts) -

@ZeForgotten said:

@buzz_killington said:

Speaking of E3 podcasts, wasn't that chick who everyone suddenly hates for having an opinion talking about Nazi Uniforms on one of them? .. Can't seem to remember her name, she was drunk though and everyone here hated her for being a female next to their mancrushes.

So Bombcast + E3 always leads to something with nazism

Nah, it wasn't that she was near my Giant bombers, it was that she was about 12DB louder than everyone, constantly interrupting everyone, and had a shrill voice in general. I didn't really rage, though. i just shut that shit off and moved on with my life.

#19 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -
@iam3green said:
don't do that. or atleast do it to someone who ISN'T  a virgin, fat person.   one time somebody sent me with email raven rilley pictures.  i knew something was up right there because of how hot she was. i ended up doing some search to find out she was a porn star. pretty funny thinking about it. i emailed him about how she is a porn star, never heard back, and didn't get anymore emails.
Hahaha yeah. I stumbled upon the profile for a girl who called herself FUCKMEHAAARD. Her "About Me" was all about how she wants to get fucked (and is 16). It is obviously a bait profile, but 'her' inbox was full from messages and no one could message her anymore. How desperate do you have to be to fall for that.
#20 Posted by FunExplosions (5407 posts) -

Well, it was quite the night. Four beers and a 32 of Jack, and I was ready to pick up my dream girl. She had a beautiful place, just off the shore, near the basketball courts. Her roommate answered the door and promptly punched me in the face. Apparently his wife was my date for the night. After informing him of the misunderstanding, I cut his hamstrings and continued onward towards her room. I smelled her sweet scent of turgid anal blisters emanating from beyond the foyer, down the main hallway. Well, I won't spoil the rest. Long story short: I killed her and ate her liver.

#21 Posted by DonutFever (3550 posts) -

This thread is the greatest.

#22 Posted by Hizang (8534 posts) -

I use dating sites, but not as a joke. In fact I'm going out on a date with this sweet guy who I've been talking to for about 4 months, all because of a dating application.

#23 Posted by Example1013 (4834 posts) -

I'm legally obligated not to talk about that until after the court date. Ask in 3 months.

#24 Posted by dudeglove (7688 posts) -

Fucking wonderful. Navarro needs to reel it in a bit, though.

#25 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -

@FunExplosions said:

Well, it was quite the night. Four beers and a 32 of Jack, and I was ready to pick up my dream girl. She had a beautiful place, just off the shore, near the basketball courts. Her roommate answered the door and promptly punched me in the face. Apparently his wife was my date for the night. After informing him of the misunderstanding, I cut his hamstrings and continued onward towards her room. I smelled her sweet scent of turgid anal blisters emanating from beyond the foyer, down the main hallway. Well, I won't spoil the rest. Long story short: I killed her and ate her liver.

That's quite a first date. I was wondering how your relationship has developed over time?

#26 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

I take pictures of Gerstmann and use them as profile pics on different gay dating sites. He's a dream bear.

#27 Posted by Red12b (9076 posts) -

@Prodstep said:

@buzz_killington said:


"I think nazism gets a bad rap because of some things its associated with. I see a lot of positives in it. we should definitely talk more . nice pic btw ;)"

Wow.

er wut

#28 Posted by Still_I_Cry (2494 posts) -

I don't know why but I felt repulsed and depressed reading those messages.

#29 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -

@Still_I_Cry said:

I don't know why but I felt repulsed and depressed reading those messages.

It is kind of sad what measures people go to get laid.

#30 Posted by Still_I_Cry (2494 posts) -

@buzz_killington: I think it was more because people were allegedly being serious with those messages.

#31 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

@buzz_killington said:



But the one coming from an intellectual angle said


I think nazism gets a bad rap because of some things its associated with. I see a lot of positives in it. we should definitely talk more . nice pic btw ;)

Ahh yes, a man wanting to absolve all nazi crimes just so he would get laid. Really, isn't every man like that?

#32 Posted by Swoxx (2988 posts) -

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

@buzz_killington said:



But the one coming from an intellectual angle said


I think nazism gets a bad rap because of some things its associated with. I see a lot of positives in it. we should definitely talk more . nice pic btw ;)

Ahh yes, a man wanting to absolve all nazi crimes just so he would get laid. Really, isn't every man like that?

Totally. Gary Whitta would do it for some great coffee

#33 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

Having slept with a grl who owns a SS unform, I can vouch for Nazism not being that bad.