Posted by Demoskinos (16307 posts) 2 years, 3 months ago

Poll: Orange Juice - To Pulp Or Not To Pulp? (376 votes)

I like Orange juice like nature intended NO PULP. 51%
Im a heathen and LIKE PULP. 49%

So, simple question. Pulp or no pulp? Im no pulp because If I want to eat a damn Orange Ill just eat a damn Orange. Leave my juice out of it man. Also, this thread is dedicated to the fallen Hizang and his crazy threads.

#51 Edited by Snail (8772 posts) -

It's fine either way, as long as it doesn't have way too much pulp.

#52 Edited by Demoskinos (16307 posts) -

You people with your preference for pulp perturb me.

Only the purest of non-pulp is worth producing. If I could drink orange juice with negative pulp, I would.

Finally! Someone that makes some sense!

#53 Posted by RPGee (775 posts) -

Pulp up the jams!

And what happened with Hizang? I must have missed something.

#54 Posted by JonathanAshleyMoore (299 posts) -

Love me some pulp.

#55 Posted by Demoskinos (16307 posts) -

@rpgee: During the "dead zone" between site switches he managed to get banned. Mods claim he posted porn he's been on twitter saying he is innocent. The ban apparently is still in effect.

#56 Posted by Oldirtybearon (5211 posts) -

Orange Juice with EXTRA pulp or no sale. I fucking love pulp.

#57 Posted by Eidderf (517 posts) -

Why would I want tasteless strands of orange flesh floating around in my drink, it's not a sauce, it should be smooth.

#58 Edited by RPGee (775 posts) -

@demoskinos: I'm not sure whether that's a shame or not. He was mildly entertaining, but became a bit much at times.

Oh well, he may well return, and I hope all is well with his health, mental and otherwise.

#59 Posted by BestUsernameEver (5025 posts) -

Pulp is nasty yo.

#60 Posted by NiKva (133 posts) -

I hate pulp. It feels nasty.

#61 Edited by 49th (3044 posts) -

Pulp - it's nutritious and delicious.

#62 Posted by coakroach (2493 posts) -

I like a little extra texture with my morning juice. Pulp for me.

#63 Edited by deathstriker666 (1349 posts) -

I fucking HATE pulp. I don't even eat oranges, I just suck them dry and spit them out. If I wanted cellulose I'd just go down to White castle or eat any overprocessed shit.

#64 Posted by benpicko (2016 posts) -

@mikkaq said:

Obviously with lots of pulp, otherwise what's the point? I might as well be drinking a glass of piss.

Exactly.

#65 Edited by Zleunamme (767 posts) -

I prefer orange juice without pulp. I don't like drinks with stuff floating around. Lately I've enjoying orange juice mixed with Saki.

#66 Posted by Toxin066 (3382 posts) -

Pulp is an abomination.

#67 Posted by akeripper4 (165 posts) -

both

#68 Posted by Osaladin (2619 posts) -

I can go either way.

#69 Edited by SuperTess (149 posts) -

I find floaty bits in my juice to be disconcerting. NO PULP!

#70 Posted by doosmacleod (190 posts) -

I voted for Jarvis Cocker.

#71 Posted by Jay_Ray (1209 posts) -

Pulp Non-fiction...

I will show myself out....

#72 Edited by Turtlebird95 (3080 posts) -

Ironically I just had two glasses of orange juice before I saw this.

But fuck pulp. When I was young and I used to go to my grandparents house they always got medium-high pulp orange juice. Hated the feeling when you swallow that crap.

#73 Posted by Mrsignerman44 (1105 posts) -

@jams said:

@demoskinos said:

God damn it Giantbomb how the hell are you letting "With pulp" win? You heretics. Repent for your citrus sins!

PULP OR DIE

ONE OF US ONE OF US

#74 Posted by Mirado (1120 posts) -

No one likes a pulpy Screwdriver. D:

#75 Posted by RadecAU (94 posts) -

I voted for Jarvis Cocker.

Pulp over Blur every time.

#76 Posted by RollingZeppelin (2283 posts) -

Ironically I just had two glasses of orange juice before I saw this.

But fuck pulp. When I was young and I used to go to my grandparents house they always got medium-high pulp orange juice. Hated the feeling when you swallow that crap.

Coincidentally, I was thinking about how a lot of people don't know what irony is before reading your post.

#77 Posted by villainy (648 posts) -

If I'm drinking straight OJ then I definitely want some pulp.

Pulp is nasty, don't need no bits in my drink. It's like someone slipped lots of tiny pieces of human skin into your orange juice.

...I'll never drink pulp again.

#78 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3290 posts) -

I'm surprised so many people like pulp. Philistines.

#79 Edited by Peacemaker (1124 posts) -

I love how close the pulp is. I don't like it in the juice though. Mostly because of the texture.

#80 Edited by Demoskinos (16307 posts) -

I'm surprised so many people like pulp. Philistines.

Yeah that is the most interesting part of this poll. Its been in a dead heat all day.

#81 Posted by mustachioeugene (544 posts) -

EXTRA PULP.

#82 Edited by Roboculus92 (546 posts) -

wow I can't believe the vote is this close...didn't know that it would be such a divisive issue.

#83 Posted by Lydian_Sel (2519 posts) -

I prefer no pulp but I won't turn down some pulpy OJ.

#84 Posted by Demoskinos (16307 posts) -

wow I can't believe the vote is this close...didn't know that it would be such a divisive issue.

Forget Politics and Religon. This is the real hot button issue of our times.

#85 Posted by devilzrule27 (1241 posts) -

If I wanted pieces of orange I would simply eat an orange. Just give me the juice!

#86 Posted by Cloudenvy (5874 posts) -

Pulp is super gross, noooooooo thanks.

#87 Posted by myketuna (1784 posts) -

@meltac said:
@pr1mus said:

No pulp.

If i wanted pulp i would just eat the goddamn orange!

Pretty much.

#88 Posted by habster3 (3618 posts) -

I could go either way.

I'm surprised by the results of this poll, honestly; I definitely didn't expect a pulp-to-non-pulp ratio of 1:1 (I was anticipating something along the lines of 1:4)

#89 Edited by MooseyMcMan (11968 posts) -

I like it the way nature intended. NO PULP.

If I wanted all that crap in my orange product, I would just go an eat an orange. When I want to drink juice, I want it to be a liquid without all that garbage floating around in it.

How on Earth is this thing tied? Man, the GB community really has gone downhill if there are this many pulp loving users out there.

#90 Posted by Village_Guy (2769 posts) -

No pulp!

Liquids are supposed to be liquid not filled with chunky crap floating around like some other carcass in a lake.

#91 Posted by AndrewB (7782 posts) -

Technically nature intended you to eat the orange, pulp and all. I really don't drink fruit juices often, but when I do I swing both ways. I prefer the pulp usually, though.

#92 Posted by ahab88 (259 posts) -

All Pulp please, i will eat it with a spoon.

#93 Posted by Galiant (2216 posts) -

Your poll options are lacking. I'll drink juice either way.

#94 Edited by DuskVamp (720 posts) -

Pulp or no pulp, I'm not too bothered. But if I were to choose, I'd always buy with pulp.

#95 Edited by Winternet (8238 posts) -

Oh, wow. 51% vs 49%. Who knew, almost half of us are idiots.

#96 Edited by Wrighteous86 (3876 posts) -

@duskvamp said:

Pulp or no pulp, I'm not too bothered. But if I were to choose, I'd always buy with pulp.

What?! I'm sorry, but this just isn't working out. We're over. You monster.

#97 Posted by Demoskinos (16307 posts) -

No Pulp is winning again. My faith in humanity restored.

#98 Edited by John1912 (2114 posts) -

Pulp is awful. Drinks in large should not have a texture. Food has texture. Also I like that the vote is "no pulp, the way nature intended it" Shooting myself in the foot, but pulp is nature! So it was prob intended....>< /shootselfinfoot

#99 Posted by Pr1mus (4102 posts) -

Yeah no pulp back on top. That is some much needed sanity back into this thread.

#100 Posted by Warfare (1671 posts) -

No Pulp is winning again. My faith in humanity restored.

This isn't over.

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