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Posted by Demoskinos (14519 posts) 1 year, 4 months ago

Poll: Orange Juice - To Pulp Or Not To Pulp? (351 votes)

I like Orange juice like nature intended NO PULP. 51%
Im a heathen and LIKE PULP. 49%

So, simple question. Pulp or no pulp? Im no pulp because If I want to eat a damn Orange Ill just eat a damn Orange. Leave my juice out of it man. Also, this thread is dedicated to the fallen Hizang and his crazy threads.

#103 Posted by chocolaterhinovampire (1287 posts) -

If you don't support pulp the terrorists win

#104 Posted by ThePickle (4153 posts) -

Neither. Unless we're talking about the star Buffalo Bills running back, I do not like OJ.

#105 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4137 posts) -

If you add pineapple pieces, that's good as well. ~ Its more pulp! Ha!

#106 Posted by Turtlebird95 (2284 posts) -

@turtlebird95 said:

Ironically I just had two glasses of orange juice before I saw this.

But fuck pulp. When I was young and I used to go to my grandparents house they always got medium-high pulp orange juice. Hated the feeling when you swallow that crap.

Coincidentally, I was thinking about how a lot of people don't know what irony is before reading your post.

Yeah that was a careless mistype on my part. I know what irony is but just like everyone else on the planet (including you) I occasionally fuck up and use it the wrong way.

#107 Posted by Mushir (2389 posts) -

It's literally 50-50 right now. That's amazing.

#108 Posted by natetodamax (19169 posts) -

No pulp. I panic when there are solid chunks of anything in a liquid drink.

#109 Posted by Darth Paul (104 posts) -

No pulp thanks.

#110 Posted by hawkinson76 (354 posts) -

Pulp, otherwise I am too aware that I am drinking sugar water.

#111 Posted by Tennmuerti (7956 posts) -

If you're drinking it without the pulp, you're not really drinking orange juice, just some artificial processed bullshit.

When I grind an orange down into orange juice it's gonna have some pulp, it's part of the fruit after all.

Remove the pulp and you remove the soul.

#112 Edited by Bucketdeth (8003 posts) -

Pulp that shit up son. OJ ain't the same without pulp, at that point you may as well call it 'Bitch Juice' HAHAHA RIGHT GUISE.

#113 Posted by BigBoss1911 (2408 posts) -

I CANNOT drink orange juice with pulp.

#114 Edited by RollingZeppelin (1908 posts) -

@turtlebird95 said:

@rollingzeppelin said:
@turtlebird95 said:

Ironically I just had two glasses of orange juice before I saw this.

But fuck pulp. When I was young and I used to go to my grandparents house they always got medium-high pulp orange juice. Hated the feeling when you swallow that crap.

Coincidentally, I was thinking about how a lot of people don't know what irony is before reading your post.

Yeah that was a careless mistype on my part. I know what irony is but just like everyone else on the planet (including you) I occasionally fuck up and use it the wrong way.

I resent your implication, sir. I have never used irony incorrectly!

#115 Edited by doosmacleod (186 posts) -

Pulp. Or as it's known in some worlds: Skub.

#116 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3048 posts) -

Never since the burger/sandwich debacle has the community been so divided. Soon the pulp lovers will have to splinter off into their own site.

#117 Posted by Turtlebird95 (2284 posts) -

@turtlebird95 said:

@rollingzeppelin said:
@turtlebird95 said:

Ironically I just had two glasses of orange juice before I saw this.

But fuck pulp. When I was young and I used to go to my grandparents house they always got medium-high pulp orange juice. Hated the feeling when you swallow that crap.

Coincidentally, I was thinking about how a lot of people don't know what irony is before reading your post.

Yeah that was a careless mistype on my part. I know what irony is but just like everyone else on the planet (including you) I occasionally fuck up and use it the wrong way.

I resent your implication, sir. I have never used irony incorrectly!

Total blasphemy, lad!

#118 Posted by AndrewBeardsley (371 posts) -

No pulp. I dislike when things change texture while I am enjoying them.

#119 Edited by metalsnakezero (2286 posts) -

Delicious pulp O_O

#120 Posted by captain_max707 (477 posts) -

No pulp please.

#121 Posted by ms_papercut (21 posts) -

I love freshly squeezed orange juice the best, but if I can only get a hold of the processed shit, then pulp is the way to go. I guess the pulp makes it taste healthier.

#122 Posted by Danteveli (1157 posts) -

no pulp

#123 Posted by TheManWithNoPlan (5135 posts) -

Pulp all the way.

#124 Posted by Demoskinos (14519 posts) -

@ms_papercut said:

I love freshly squeezed orange juice the best, but if I can only get a hold of the processed shit, then pulp is the way to go. I guess the pulp makes it taste healthier.

Thats why you go with Simply Orange. That is my go to brand. 100% juice not from concentrate its delightful.

#125 Posted by dungbootle (2454 posts) -

Pulp.

I miss Hizang.

#126 Posted by GERALTITUDE (2859 posts) -

BOOM! Pulp taking the lead here boys.

#127 Posted by Demoskinos (14519 posts) -

BOOM! Pulp taking the lead here boys.

Dirty Heathens

#128 Posted by Pr1mus (3778 posts) -

@geraltitude said:

BOOM! Pulp taking the lead here boys.

Dirty Heathens

Yeah i don't know what to think anymore. I never thought there was this many terrible people around these parts!

#129 Posted by Korwin (2813 posts) -

Always be pulpin'

#130 Posted by Sanity (1890 posts) -

Motherfucking pulp.

#131 Edited by teh_destroyer (3560 posts) -

Pulp Fiction?

#132 Posted by Philedius (204 posts) -

Pulp.

#133 Edited by Cirdain (2996 posts) -

No pulp

#134 Edited by Saadnation (29 posts) -

I want ALL THE PULP!! I want to have to chew my orange juice

#135 Edited by zombie_bigdaddy (131 posts) -

it depends if alcohol is involved

vodka= no pulp, pure juice=no pulp

#136 Posted by supermonkey122 (809 posts) -

Pulp is the worst thing ever.

#137 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4137 posts) -

#138 Posted by Roboculus92 (476 posts) -

we may be divided on the great pulp or no pulp issue but I think we can all agree that this picture is amazing.

#139 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4137 posts) -

50/50, Dang.

~ This is the most troubling divide we've ever had at GB I think.

#141 Posted by Oscar__Explosion (2181 posts) -

PULP? Gross.

Naw I got no problem with it other then the fact that I have a small hole in my intestine and can't let things like pulp get through or else I get just about the worst pains ever.

#142 Edited by deadmoscow (261 posts) -

I read this entire thread and now the word "pulp" has created a bizarre, blank spot in my brain. It just doesn't mean anything anymore!

For the record, I like mine with pulp. But not too much!

#143 Posted by Strife777 (1490 posts) -

Fuck pulp! Pulp is for weirdos.

#144 Posted by ShaggE (6295 posts) -

I like my orange juice like I like my coffee: pulpy enough to choke a horse.

#145 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4137 posts) -

@shagge said:

I like my orange juice like I like my coffee: pulpy enough to choke a horse.

Oh shit!, that made me laugh. Yea, pulp.

#146 Posted by hussatron (189 posts) -

You'll get pulp and you'll like it! Seriously, it's pretty great.

#147 Posted by Caustic_Fox (112 posts) -

For pulp, I only like having it with mix fruit drinks. Otherwise, no pulp please.

#148 Posted by Fredchuckdave (5175 posts) -

Pulp is underrated; though I drink non pulp most of the time it's good for variety's sake.

#149 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

Naw I got no problem with it other then the fact that I have a small hole in my intestine and can't let things like pulp get through or else I get just about the worst pains ever.

That's called an anus, and they come standard.

#150 Edited by BiffMcBlumpkin (3720 posts) -

The poll is irrelevant. Unless you're talking about an offbeat niche brand, or shit you're squeezing yourself (if you're a psychopath who would bother to do that on a daily basis), you're not drinking real orange juice - pulp or no pulp. The pulp is a ruse, gentlemen. Every big orange juice company takes their Not-From-Concentrate juice, puts it into enormous vats, completely deaerates (removes all the oxygen) and pasteurizes it, and then stores it for prolonged periods of time (typically several months to a year). The juicing orange varieties are seasonal (only ripen in the summer) and they need to be able to supply year-round consistently, and that's the way they do it. This entire process removes that vast majority of the flavor and aroma from the liquid so they add insane amounts of "flavor packs" to the product to give it a consistent taste and smell across the board. They don't need to mention the flavor pack on their products as an ingredient because technically the chemicals are made from the left-over peels of the used fruit and orange oils (they have teams of nutty scientists and perfume manufacturers constantly trying to improve the flavor pack mixtures they use to provide more of a "stereotypically orange" flavor, and even though it's technically made from the peel and leftover material the chemical compounds they're able to come up with are insane.)

What you're tasting isn't the juice itself, it's the flavor pack unique to every major brand... it tastes nothing like actual orange juice. Squeeze some orange juice fresh from sweet juicing oranges like Valencia or Hamlin (which has a shelf life of less than a week - the reason it can't actually be sold fresh-squeezed) and then compare it to something like Florida's Natural/Simply Orange/Tropicana/Minute Maid, it's not even remotely similar. It's the difference between an actual cherry and "Cherry flavor" you'd typically associate with red cherry candy.

If you want a juice without the proprietary flavor pack taste find a brand called Uncle Matt's Organic, they don't use that shit. It's sold in most major stores; at least it is around here. It doesn't taste as good as fresh-squeezed but it tastes a whole Hell of a lot better than the other brands - it doesn't have that crazy flavor pack bite.

This type of information is explosive and dangerous. If you don't hear from me in the next couple of days you can assume Big Orange found out about this post, so if that happens I want you to remember me for my Pooplings and to look for my body in Florida.