Patrick's facial hair: Yay or Nay?

Posted by Ramone (2439 posts) 2 months, 9 days ago

Patrick's facial hair: Yay or Nay? (276 votes)

Yay 38%
Maybay 18%
Nay 26%
Neigh 17%

As you'll have noticed Patrick has cultivated something of a goatee despite him claiming he could not grow facial hair. What do you guys think?

Personally I'm on board.

#1 Posted by BeachThunder (8911 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

#2 Posted by mlarrabee (1763 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

Currently, my ability to grow facial hair is about on par with Patrick's, so watching him strut that is like two middle fingers to all you people who had a full beard at sixteen.

Patrick's facial hair is fantastic. It's not good, but it's fantastic and I hope he keeps it, at least for a while.

#3 Posted by dungbootle (2247 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

@beachthunder said:

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

batrick

#4 Posted by handlas (2258 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

usually for facial hair but I think he looks better without it. NAAAAY. I wish I could grow it as full as he can tho so maybe it's just jealousy talking.

#5 Edited by Strife777 (954 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

I think it's starting to look pretty alright. He doesn't really have a "beard kinda face", but I like it.

#6 Posted by Nightriff (2898 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

No, just no, so NEEEEEIGH

#7 Edited by Icemael (6100 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

It's all right. He still looks like he's 15 though.

#8 Posted by Dalai (6214 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago
#9 Posted by StarvingGamer (5980 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

Why is Yea not an option?

#10 Edited by CaptainObvious (2944 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

It's pretty bad.

#11 Posted by leinad44 (329 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago
#12 Edited by awesomeusername (3169 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

Seeming as I AM a horse, I chose Neigh. It's scary.

#13 Posted by Animasta (12783 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

nay. he just looks better without it.

just like ryan looks worse without it. some people have the face for facial hair and some do not.

#14 Posted by McGhee (5353 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

spock photo: Evil Spock is puzzled EvilSpockEyebrow.gif

#15 Posted by awesomeusername (3169 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago
#16 Edited by EuanDewar (4028 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

I think it makes him look shitty but that's just me

#17 Edited by Pr1mus (2443 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

Yes. No. Wait... Yay.

#18 Edited by TooWalrus (11834 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

It's actually Wapatrick. It's funnier in Japanese.

#19 Posted by BeachThunder (8911 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

@beachthunder said:

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

It's actually Wapatrick. It's funnier in Japanese.

Yeah, that's the thing I was going for...

#20 Edited by MooseyMcMan (8564 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

I am always pro-facial hair.

#21 Posted by JasonR86 (7742 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

Indifferent. The dude can do whatever he wants with his face.

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#22 Posted by TooWalrus (11834 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

@toowalrus said:

@beachthunder said:

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

It's actually Wapatrick. It's funnier in Japanese.

Yeah, that's the thing I was going for...

Yeah, like a Waluigi thing right? I'm with you, we're in this together.

#23 Edited by Sinusoidal (313 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

#24 Posted by Morbid_Coffee (944 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

I'm still waiting for the Unprofessional Fridays episode where he's sitting in the host chair stroking a fat white cat while Drew plays some missile shooting simulator in the background.

#25 Edited by DonChipotle (2162 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

He's starting to look like an offbrand Kevin Corrigan so I am all for that

#26 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago

Pics? I don't really watch much video content anymore.

#27 Posted by MocBucket62 (634 posts) - 2 months, 9 days ago
#28 Edited by Kerned (1120 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

I rocked some questionable facial hair for a while. No shame in it.

Shockingly, I met my wife when I looked like this.

#29 Posted by punkxblaze (2429 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

Badtrick Zkoops Klepex. He wears a hamburger suit and cultivates goatees.

#30 Posted by big_jon (5106 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

It looks better than I expected to be honest.

#31 Edited by SlashDance (1217 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

@icemael said:

looks like he's 15.

That's still an improvement !

HA HA !

#32 Posted by InfamousBIG (3127 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago
#33 Posted by PersonaUser (14 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

Patrick Clepek

#34 Edited by Subjugation (4335 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

He can do whatever he wants. I'm not his mother. Neither are any of you. I personally don't care about it either way.

Now if it was super patchy and made him look homeless, that might be different.

#35 Posted by uniform (1787 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

Nay. No matter how impressive the facial hair, when you look that young it always comes across as an underage gluing on a fake to get into the R-rated movie or purchase alcohol. I can sympathize, being 35 and still getting carded for cigarettes.

#36 Edited by Ares42 (1829 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

As someone else that can't grow facial hair I say "You go girl!"

#37 Posted by UlquioKani (837 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

It makes him look sleazy so I'm all for it. Looks kinda like the guy who works at the porn section of one of my local video stores

#38 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (5878 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

I don't like the look of it, but that's just me. I think that if Patrick likes it than that's all that matters.

#39 Posted by Winternet (7350 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

Whhaaa Whhaaa!

#40 Posted by teh_destroyer (3486 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

It looks neat when the camera is looking at him from that angle, with his hair all over the place.

#41 Posted by DeathByWaffle (591 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

It's bad, man. It really is.

#42 Posted by ripelivejam (1435 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

james franco

it's fine, let him do what he wants. frankly i've given up every time i've grown a beard (most luxurious it ever was was in my highschool senior year :\ guess they didn't give a shit)

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#43 Posted by thevigilanteoflove (460 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

Definitely yay, but only if before he shaves it off completely, he keeps only the mustache for at least a week so we can see that madness on video.

#44 Posted by panvixyl (301 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

-5000000000000 POINTS

It is The Grossest. I prefer Jeff to have facial hair.

#45 Posted by Canteu (2190 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

It's yea, not yay.

#46 Edited by Breadfan (6056 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

I wasn't aware that facial hair was such a divisive topic on the internet.

#47 Edited by AlexW00d (5434 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

It doesn't look like he drew it on any more, so that's a plus.

#48 Posted by OneKillWonder_ (1110 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

Definitely nay. He needs to shave that shit, pronto.

#49 Edited by coakroach (2387 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

Nay, he's supposed to look fourteen damn it.

#50 Posted by Tireyo643 (5694 posts) - 2 months, 8 days ago

I don't care, and he probably doesn't either.

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