Patrick's facial hair: Yay or Nay?

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Poll Patrick's facial hair: Yay or Nay? (276 votes)

Yay 38%
Maybay 18%
Nay 26%
Neigh 17%

As you'll have noticed Patrick has cultivated something of a goatee despite him claiming he could not grow facial hair. What do you guys think?

Personally I'm on board.

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Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

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Currently, my ability to grow facial hair is about on par with Patrick's, so watching him strut that is like two middle fingers to all you people who had a full beard at sixteen.

Patrick's facial hair is fantastic. It's not good, but it's fantastic and I hope he keeps it, at least for a while.

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@beachthunder said:

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

batrick

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usually for facial hair but I think he looks better without it. NAAAAY. I wish I could grow it as full as he can tho so maybe it's just jealousy talking.

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#5  Edited By Strife777

I think it's starting to look pretty alright. He doesn't really have a "beard kinda face", but I like it.

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No, just no, so NEEEEEIGH

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#7  Edited By Icemael

It's all right. He still looks like he's 15 though.

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Why is Yea not an option?

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#10  Edited By CaptainObvious

It's pretty bad.

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#12  Edited By awesomeusername

Seeming as I AM a horse, I chose Neigh. It's scary.

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nay. he just looks better without it.

just like ryan looks worse without it. some people have the face for facial hair and some do not.

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#16  Edited By EuanDewar

I think it makes him look shitty but that's just me

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#17  Edited By pr1mus

Yes. No. Wait... Yay.

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#18  Edited By toowalrus

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

It's actually Wapatrick. It's funnier in Japanese.

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@beachthunder said:

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

It's actually Wapatrick. It's funnier in Japanese.

Yeah, that's the thing I was going for...

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#20  Edited By MooseyMcMan

I am always pro-facial hair.

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Indifferent. The dude can do whatever he wants with his face.

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@toowalrus said:

@beachthunder said:

Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

It's actually Wapatrick. It's funnier in Japanese.

Yeah, that's the thing I was going for...

Yeah, like a Waluigi thing right? I'm with you, we're in this together.

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#23  Edited By Sinusoidal

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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I'm still waiting for the Unprofessional Fridays episode where he's sitting in the host chair stroking a fat white cat while Drew plays some missile shooting simulator in the background.

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#25  Edited By donchipotle

He's starting to look like an offbrand Kevin Corrigan so I am all for that

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Pics? I don't really watch much video content anymore.

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#28  Edited By Kerned

I rocked some questionable facial hair for a while. No shame in it.

Shockingly, I met my wife when I looked like this.
Shockingly, I met my wife when I looked like this.

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Badtrick Zkoops Klepex. He wears a hamburger suit and cultivates goatees.

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It looks better than I expected to be honest.

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#31  Edited By SlashDance

@icemael said:

looks like he's 15.

That's still an improvement !

HA HA !

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#34  Edited By Subjugation

He can do whatever he wants. I'm not his mother. Neither are any of you. I personally don't care about it either way.

Now if it was super patchy and made him look homeless, that might be different.

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Nay. No matter how impressive the facial hair, when you look that young it always comes across as an underage gluing on a fake to get into the R-rated movie or purchase alcohol. I can sympathize, being 35 and still getting carded for cigarettes.

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#36  Edited By Ares42

As someone else that can't grow facial hair I say "You go girl!"

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It makes him look sleazy so I'm all for it. Looks kinda like the guy who works at the porn section of one of my local video stores

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#38  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

I don't like the look of it, but that's just me. I think that if Patrick likes it than that's all that matters.

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Patrick? Oh, you mean Evil Patrick?

I call him Watrick.

Whhaaa Whhaaa!

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It looks neat when the camera is looking at him from that angle, with his hair all over the place.

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It's bad, man. It really is.

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james franco

it's fine, let him do what he wants. frankly i've given up every time i've grown a beard (most luxurious it ever was was in my highschool senior year :\ guess they didn't give a shit)

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Definitely yay, but only if before he shaves it off completely, he keeps only the mustache for at least a week so we can see that madness on video.

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It is The Grossest. I prefer Jeff to have facial hair.

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It's yea, not yay.

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#46  Edited By breadfan

I wasn't aware that facial hair was such a divisive topic on the internet.

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#47  Edited By AlexW00d

It doesn't look like he drew it on any more, so that's a plus.

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Definitely nay. He needs to shave that shit, pronto.

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#49  Edited By coakroach

Nay, he's supposed to look fourteen damn it.

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I don't care, and he probably doesn't either.