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#1 Edited by GalacticPunt (1137 posts) -

http://www.wxyz.com/dpp/news/region/oakland_county/Copy_of_MIBroadcast-Tower-Body_33547327
  
A corpse has been found hanging from a TV tower today with no visible signs of violence.
 
Here's the area forecast:
http://www.wxyz.com/subindex/weather
    Cloudy and rainy for the next three days.  I'd say it's officially time to panic!
 
*UPDATE MARCH 10TH*
Young Detectiv- I mean the Michigan Police declare the death a suicide:
http://www.9and10news.com/Category/Story/?id=284273&cID=2
  
 "OAK PARK, Mich. (AP) — Authorities say a Detroit man whose body was found near the top of a 1,100-foot TV tower clad only in underwear and a T-shirt committed suicide.

Police in Oak Park tell The Daily Tribune of Royal Oak that workers found the body of 23-year-old Lashar Gallap on Tuesday after they scaled the tower to make repairs.

An autopsy shows that Gallap died of blunt force trauma after apparently jumping from high on the tower and landing on a gate. "
 
A little suspicious, considering that when he was found they found no sign of violence on the body, and a fall of a few hundred feet would have created a gory scene...  Regardless, RIP Mr. Gallap.  I hope you are the only case like this, and some plucky Detroit high-schoolers have already nipped this in the bud.
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#2 Posted by Skald (4370 posts) -

See you guys at the TV store in the mall.

#3 Posted by OllyOxenFree (5002 posts) -

Welp, time to reach out to the truth and purchase leaves from the fox in the park.

#4 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) -

Shit's crazy, son.

#5 Posted by badwhodo (248 posts) -

i feel fear.  is that ok?

#6 Posted by TehFedro (431 posts) -

Uh god dammit. I'll get the golf club.

#7 Posted by Moztacular (469 posts) -

Endurance Run Team....ASSEMBLE!!!!

#8 Posted by ThunderSlash (2028 posts) -

Investigation Team is Go!

#9 Posted by GlenTennis (3146 posts) -
#10 Posted by Ezlo (49 posts) -

It's like my worst/best nightmare/dream has become a reality! I'm just not sure which yet.

#11 Posted by Smallerz (123 posts) -

Time to raise some fuckin' social links.

#12 Posted by Wrighteous86 (3824 posts) -

That bitch wanted it man... bitches and whores.

#13 Posted by Codeacious (960 posts) -

Now to find the kid who moved to the school nearby a few days ago.

#14 Posted by Icicle7x3 (1211 posts) -

Alright, which do you guys want? The katana or the aikuchi?

#15 Posted by RE_Player1 (7530 posts) -
@Icicle7x3 I'll take the mother fucking chair.
#16 Posted by Ronin147 (79 posts) -

A way we can check if there has been mist recently in the area?
#17 Posted by TheHT (11984 posts) -

For reals? We gonna do this?
 
Alright, I'll bring the Bufu.

#18 Edited by Skald (4370 posts) -
@Icicle7x3: I have dibs on the knives.
#19 Posted by lord_canti (1525 posts) -

i cast bufu

#20 Posted by ThatFrood (3418 posts) -

I had this dream last night where I could only go forward...
oh god.

#21 Posted by nickux (1381 posts) -

*YIP!*

 
Also, I'd like to at least acknowledge the fact that somebody died and that's a bummer. 
#22 Posted by JasonR86 (9739 posts) -

...this is really weird.

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#23 Edited by Voxatron (353 posts) -

OH MY GOSH.  

#24 Posted by RJPelonia (863 posts) -

I have decided not to use this train ticket I have to visit my uncle.

#25 Posted by Oobir (71 posts) -

Every day's great at your Meijer!

#26 Posted by evildeadron (830 posts) -

 
#27 Posted by JJWeatherman (14575 posts) -
Important: Is there a young detective on the scene?
#28 Posted by Manhattan_Project (2186 posts) -

Best part is the comments on that article are all about P4.

#29 Posted by Zero_ (1977 posts) -

Haha awesome

#30 Edited by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

Several days of rain.... 
Not "Followed by 3 days of fog" -.-.. 

#31 Posted by evildeadron (830 posts) -

everyone that visits this thread needs to go to bed with this in their heads tonight  
 
 
  

  
#32 Edited by Rudeboy217 (1776 posts) -
@evildeadron said:

" everyone that visits this thread needs to go to bed with this in their heads tonight  
 
 
  

   "
I love you. 
Also this other version is so good.
  
#33 Posted by RobotHamster (4178 posts) -

Someone get Funky Student, he'll know what to do!

#34 Posted by supermike6 (3656 posts) -

So, what's the equivalent to an idol over here? Is Selena Gomez gonna come to town or something?

#35 Posted by Animasta (14744 posts) -
@supermike6 said:
" So, what's the equivalent to an idol over here? Is Selena Gomez gonna come to town or something? "
Charlie sheen
#36 Posted by DystopiaX (5365 posts) -
@JJWeatherman said:
" Important: Is there a young detective on the scene? "
More importantly, is there a funky student enrolled at the local high school?
#37 Posted by ch3burashka (5310 posts) -

Everybody, to the secret headquarters! Let us pray to the gods that a Japanese Wal-Mart has opened up there recently.

#38 Posted by Willin (1286 posts) -

All the stuff about TV's and Funky Student is all good but WHAT ABOUT CHIE.

#39 Posted by evildeadron (830 posts) -

btw, if you have some ingrediants, you can make lunch for tomorrow
#40 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6319 posts) -

Michigan Giantbombers need to start rooting around local shopping districts, outlet malls, and small fishing ponds for a grey haired transfer student. 
 
Get on it.

#41 Posted by ShadowKing7 (753 posts) -

Well, shit's about to go down.  Who's ready to KICK SOME TANKS?!
#42 Posted by RedRoach (1219 posts) -

shit just got real, literally.  
 
 
On a serious note, do you think the killer actually knows about P4, or some random coincidence? 

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#43 Posted by LadyShayne (133 posts) -

These Persona jokes are great and all, but I'd be lying if I didn't say that this story being a reality makes me somewhat nauseous. Too creepy.

#44 Posted by Animasta (14744 posts) -
@LadyShayne said:
" These Persona jokes are great and all, but I'd be lying if I didn't say that this story being a reality makes me somewhat nauseous. Too creepy. "
It might just be some crazed persona 4 fan, in fact
#45 Posted by evildeadron (830 posts) -

also guys, i know your all hyped about this news but.... 
 
IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU WENT TO BED EARLY TODAY 
 
the day WILL end if you go to bed and you MAY have a good dream
#46 Posted by RTSlord (1201 posts) -

alright, ill bring the god hand
#47 Posted by lead_farmer (1041 posts) -

Where's the nearest beef bowl challenge?

#48 Posted by Icicle7x3 (1211 posts) -

I really don't want to deal with my shadow, it will probably take half an hour for it to go over all my secrets...like my unhealthy obsession with Bryan Adams.

#49 Posted by c_rakestraw (854 posts) -

Man, talk about a creepy coincidence. Time to start keeping an eye out for the midnight channel, I suppose.

#50 Posted by LiquidPrince (16240 posts) -
@Smallerz said:
" Time to raise some fuckin' social links. "
Popularity leads to intimacy.