Persona 4 is now really happening... in Michigan
call me crazy but this is creepy. RIP man who died also if this happens again in the next week i think were probaly screwed
Okay, first, this is terrible for those involved and I don't mean to make fun... but...
This is freaking awesome.
@Belonpopo said:
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That's like twenty minutes from where I live.
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INVESTIGATION TEAM GO!!!!!!
First, yeah, the fact that a man died is kind of awful. Second, I've never laughed so hard while reading a thread in this forum.
" First, yeah, the fact that a man died is kind of awful. Second, I've never laughed so hard while reading a thread in this forum. "Pretty much this, although other threads have literally brought me to tears but this was still hilariously awful. Or awfully hilarious. Whichever is "Bad but funny".
/grabs wrenches, deck of spiritual cards
" That's weird... nobody was showing up on the midnight channel :S "You were on the Midnight Channel? I couldn't find anyone when I showed up! :(
All of these videogames have actually manifested in our world through our mind, without us even realising it all along. This is just how it all begins. Little by little things we thought were impossible will become real.
Of course, that doesn't stop me from chillin with funky student.
Hmm, this little kid visited me at my bedside last night. He seemed to know me...but, I don't think it was related to any of this.
" Hmm, this little kid visited me at my bedside last night. He seemed to know me...but, I don't think it was related to any of this. "you're scaring me
Here's the tower where this happened. 1,100 feet tall, and his body was discovered "resting" 1,000 feet up according to this:
'“(We believe) he went up there of his own accord, and we don’t have any information on who he is at this point. We don’t know how he got up there. It appears he got up there on his own, but the investigation is underway,” said Southfield Police Lieutenant Samantha Kretzschmar.'
"Kretzschmar said it would have taken the man about an hour and a half to climb up that far."
So combining the initial reports with the autopsy tells me the official story is:a dude spent 90+ minutes climbing to the very top of THAT tower at night, in the Detroit area, in winter, clad only in a T-shirt and briefs, and DID NOT freeze to death. Then fell 100 feet, died from impact, and no one saw any sign of trauma until the autopsy.
MY theory?
dude was snatched up in his sleep and thrown into a TV dimension, where his personal demons killed his mind, and then his unharmed body was dropped off on this stylized crucifix-looking tower.
Which is more scientifically likely? Only Funky Student knows for sure.
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