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#1 Posted by schizogony (977 posts) -

"My money's all tied up in investments" 
 
"Hold the onions"

#2 Posted by Andrela (622 posts) -

I herd you liek quests

#3 Posted by Ravenousrattler (1417 posts) -

Yup i can honestly say, i probably will never ever say either of those

#4 Posted by DanielJW (4915 posts) -

"No, sorry, I have plans tonight."

#5 Posted by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -

"I was wrong about Fallout 3."

#6 Posted by yakov456 (1923 posts) -

"I hate GiantBomb."

#7 Posted by Donkey (149 posts) -

"I can't get it up." 
 
No, I will never say nor will I have to say that.

#8 Posted by Djeffers03 (2545 posts) -

Einstein's one had a nightmare about being axe-murdered by Isaak Newton. What? Too much?

#9 Posted by schizogony (977 posts) -

"Do these capri pants look good on me?" 
 
 
"Can't wait for the new Halo game."

#10 Posted by luce (4045 posts) -

"I get annoy"

#11 Posted by Ravenousrattler (1417 posts) -

"videogames are definitely not art"

#12 Posted by BeachThunder (12403 posts) -

I would tell you, but by doing so I would inevitably end up saying it.

#13 Posted by schizogony (977 posts) -

"I bought an iPhone!" 
 
 
"Today I'm going to clean my bathroom."

#15 Posted by CaptainObvious (3000 posts) -

"Hitler was one hip dude"

#16 Posted by ZanzibarBreeze (3081 posts) -

"You can stuff your sorries in a sack, Mister."

#17 Posted by Cwaff (1260 posts) -

"Dude, that monkey just threw a bicycle at me"

#18 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4825 posts) -

"Tickle my creaminess grandma, I like baked goods."

#19 Posted by Yummylee (22518 posts) -

''YOU SCARED THE DICK OFF ME!''

#20 Posted by jonnyboy (2920 posts) -

"Yes Your Honour, she said she was sixteen".

#21 Posted by Jimbo (9983 posts) -

"I was wrong."

#22 Posted by masterpaperlink (1873 posts) -

Ive fallen down and i can't get up

#23 Posted by fisher81 (535 posts) -

Mom, Dad, I want you to meet my boyfriend.

#24 Posted by Spence_5060 (356 posts) -

"What's an I-Phone? What's and I-Pod?!"

#25 Posted by yakov456 (1923 posts) -

"Eat a bowl/bag of dicks."

#26 Posted by SumDeus (1857 posts) -

"Man, that Kid Rock sure is gifted."

#27 Posted by Atomasist (2818 posts) -

No.

#28 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -

Who's that hot guy over there?

#29 Posted by Jazz (2312 posts) -

'Well that made my hair stand on end' 
 
'What do you mean I'm the only person who can save the world and rescue the princess?'

#30 Posted by ATrevelan (606 posts) -

"I'm a tea party member who supports gay marriage and abortion."

#31 Posted by Diamond (8634 posts) -

"Why is that gigantic dodo bird standing with Jesus on the Titanic 2, he should become the prime minister of the USSA."

#32 Posted by s10129107 (1209 posts) -

I  love to publicly express my sexuality

#33 Posted by Gruff182 (875 posts) -

"Your right, Macs arn't just for trendy arseholes"

#34 Posted by hanktherapper (384 posts) -

"I can't wait for the next Capcom game"

#35 Edited by HitmanAgent47 (8576 posts) -

Okay, I would not every say these phrases.  
 
"epic yarn rules." (I can't stop saying epic yarn now, it's so fun to say)
 
"720p is good enough" 
  
"who needs good textures anyways? "

#36 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -

"I'd suck your dick for some colourful puzzles!!!"

#37 Posted by SilentCommando (579 posts) -

'Please drink out of my bellybutton"

#38 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) -

"I hate video games" 
"I'm a vegetarian" 

#39 Posted by GrandpaJelly (188 posts) -
@Gruff182 said:
" "Your right, Macs aren't just for trendy arseholes" "
This and "I love AT&T's services."
#40 Posted by Cold_Wolven (2294 posts) -

"I want to pick up my dog's poo" 
 
How I loathe that job.
#41 Edited by AjayRaz (12475 posts) -

well.. i can't say "no" when it comes to demands..  
 
so, probably "no" (irl) 
 
edit: i see what you did there, OP 

#42 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

#43 Posted by AlwaysAngry (2866 posts) -

Please insert the chainsaw back into my anus.

#44 Posted by slowbird (1756 posts) -

"I'm really excited about playing this turn-based RPG."

#45 Edited by crusader8463 (14428 posts) -

"I love playing games with a controller! They offer the most precise and accurate controls of any video game platform!"
 
"I gotta go buy another x-box live time card!"  
 
"I sure am glad they dumbed down this game for the console kids and made it so simple that a monkey could play it. I mean who likes having options and choice in games?"
 
"I think I'll go out side today"
 
"I'm not gonna have that last slice of pizza"

#46 Posted by odintal (1095 posts) -

Crank up that Justin Beiber, I just feel like dancing.

#47 Posted by RTSlord (1201 posts) -
@yakov456 said:
""I hate GiantBomb." "
#48 Posted by SSValis (1136 posts) -

if there is grass in the field than its ok to play 

#49 Edited by Lumley (964 posts) -

"Man, I hope they bring out another zombie game on the Xbox!" 
 
"Rock Revolution is better than Guitar Hero and Rock Band"

#50 Posted by Arbie (1437 posts) -

" Please don't eat my Axolotl, Yggers!"
 
I hope I never have to say this =[