Pigeons LOL

They have got to be the strangest looking form of life on the planet.

Every step they take they head bang lol, they make this really weird noise too.

The also land on nothing sometimes, they're just standing on air looking around with their mini grey heads, darting them left, right and centre.

They sometimes even walk into the wall and try to fly through it hahaha

I threw some chocolate at one once and he ran really fast towards it and just sucked it up like a hoover with wings lmao

You won't be laughing when they murder us all.

I was never able to make that pigeon come hither noise until I had some crazy surgery to straighten out my jaw. After that, I could do it all I wanted, and roll my Rs too, which I couldn't do before. How weird is that?

I think we're in real trouble. I don't know how this started or why, but I know it's here and we'd be crazy to ignore it... The bird war, the bird attack, plague - call it what you like. They're amassing out there some place and they'll be back. You can count on it...

I preferred your hating bread threads 
 
Or your potato ones

The pigeons will have their revenge... GTAIV will never be forgotten.

@Yummylee said:

I think we're in real trouble. I don't know how this started or why, but I know it's here and we'd be crazy to ignore it... The bird war, the bird attack, plague - call it what you like. They're amassing out there some place and they'll be back. You can count on it...

The word you're looking for is Birdemic.

Don't be hating on pigeons, there's plenty of things to love about them. Go educate yourself.

Pigeons. They are stupid creatures that love to eat and fuck. I have a friend that used to work in a small shop located on the second floor of a building. Pigeons typically roosted on the small first-floor roof area outside the window.

Have you ever heard the sounds pigeons make when they have sex? That shit is strangely loud and obnoxious.

@FluxWaveZ said:

You won't be laughing when they murder us all.

Dude, c'mon, be fucking serious here.

...it's the goddamn spiders we all need to worry about. Those assholes have been planning something for years and I'll be damned if I'm taken by surprise like the rest of you!

@BabyChooChoo said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

You won't be laughing when they murder us all.

Dude, c'mon, be fucking serious here.

...it's the goddamn spiders we all need to worry about. Those assholes have been planning something for years and I'll be damned if I'm taken by surprise like the rest of you!

Agreed. The hordes of spiders are plotting something vile!

I like pigeons. I find their hooting to be soothing. :)

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

Gaze upon the spawn of pure evil!

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

Pigeons are actually just Pokémons and there are no baby Pokémons. Puzzle solved!

@supamon said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

Gaze upon the spawn of pure evil!

Those baby pigeons look nothing like pigeons. It's a government cover-up I tell you!

@AlexanderSheen said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

Pigeons are actually just Pokémons and there are no baby Pokémons. Puzzle solved!

But there are baby Pokemon, all Pokemon come out of eggs.

One thing that bothered me though was that Cubone is wearing the skull of his dead mother, well then is Cubones Mother the evolved form of Cubone? But that can't be right because it's evolved form has a skull on its head too. So does that mean Cubones mother is a cubone without a skull on its head, if so does that mean that every single cubone killed its mother that has no skull on its head. That means there is a lot of cubones with no skulls running about.

'Pigeons' should always be misspelled as 'pidgeons'. They fucking hate that.

@supamon said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

Gaze upon the spawn of pure evil!

Pretty sure they are from Halo.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLLOLLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

@kristov_romanov: This is true, they grow their shields in after aging for 5-8 months.

So in Cincinnati if you go to a Bengals game not only do you get to see some shitty football but there is a really good chance you will get shit on by the flock of pigeons that run rampant at Paul Brown Stadium.

Also what is up with the large number of pigeons with deformed feet? I can't be the only one that notices this.

@Hailinel said:

Humans. They are stupid creatures that love to eat and fuck.

Yeah, I hate flying vermin too. Their species could disappear tomorrow and nothing would change.

I like pigeons. My grandpa used to have a pigeon roost. They are actually a type of dove.

@ShadowKnight508 said:

@BabyChooChoo said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

You won't be laughing when they murder us all.

Dude, c'mon, be fucking serious here.

...it's the goddamn spiders we all need to worry about. Those assholes have been planning something for years and I'll be damned if I'm taken by surprise like the rest of you!

Agreed. The hordes of spiders are plotting something vile!

*Cough* I'm afraid that's already started...

@MarkWahlberg said:

@ShadowKnight508 said:

@BabyChooChoo said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

You won't be laughing when they murder us all.

Dude, c'mon, be fucking serious here.

...it's the goddamn spiders we all need to worry about. Those assholes have been planning something for years and I'll be damned if I'm taken by surprise like the rest of you!

Agreed. The hordes of spiders are plotting something vile!

*Cough* I'm afraid that's already started...

Australia is a lost cause. We still have time to prepare. Besides, winter is coming up and surely they won't attack then...unless...wait...that's what they want us think. FUCK, SOMEONE CALL THE PRESIDENT

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