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#1 Posted by Trains (172 posts) -

They have got to be the strangest looking form of life on the planet.

Every step they take they head bang lol, they make this really weird noise too.

The also land on nothing sometimes, they're just standing on air looking around with their mini grey heads, darting them left, right and centre.

They sometimes even walk into the wall and try to fly through it hahaha

I threw some chocolate at one once and he ran really fast towards it and just sucked it up like a hoover with wings lmao

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#2 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19836 posts) -

You won't be laughing when they murder us all.

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#3 Posted by TooWalrus (13389 posts) -

I was never able to make that pigeon come hither noise until I had some crazy surgery to straighten out my jaw. After that, I could do it all I wanted, and roll my Rs too, which I couldn't do before. How weird is that?

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#4 Posted by Yummylee (24646 posts) -

I think we're in real trouble. I don't know how this started or why, but I know it's here and we'd be crazy to ignore it... The bird war, the bird attack, plague - call it what you like. They're amassing out there some place and they'll be back. You can count on it...

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#5 Edited by Sackmanjones (5398 posts) -

I preferred your hating bread threads 
 
Or your potato ones

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#6 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7807 posts) -

The pigeons will have their revenge... GTAIV will never be forgotten.

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#7 Posted by MiniPato (2820 posts) -

@Yummylee said:

I think we're in real trouble. I don't know how this started or why, but I know it's here and we'd be crazy to ignore it... The bird war, the bird attack, plague - call it what you like. They're amassing out there some place and they'll be back. You can count on it...

The word you're looking for is Birdemic.

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#8 Posted by imhungry (555 posts) -

Don't be hating on pigeons, there's plenty of things to love about them. Go educate yourself.

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#9 Posted by Hailinel (25787 posts) -

Pigeons. They are stupid creatures that love to eat and fuck. I have a friend that used to work in a small shop located on the second floor of a building. Pigeons typically roosted on the small first-floor roof area outside the window.

Have you ever heard the sounds pigeons make when they have sex? That shit is strangely loud and obnoxious.

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#10 Edited by BabyChooChoo (6406 posts) -

@FluxWaveZ said:

You won't be laughing when they murder us all.

Dude, c'mon, be fucking serious here.

...it's the goddamn spiders we all need to worry about. Those assholes have been planning something for years and I'll be damned if I'm taken by surprise like the rest of you!

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#11 Posted by ShadowKnight508 (770 posts) -

@BabyChooChoo said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

You won't be laughing when they murder us all.

Dude, c'mon, be fucking serious here.

...it's the goddamn spiders we all need to worry about. Those assholes have been planning something for years and I'll be damned if I'm taken by surprise like the rest of you!

Agreed. The hordes of spiders are plotting something vile!

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#12 Edited by HerbieBug (4228 posts) -

I like pigeons. I find their hooting to be soothing. :)

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#13 Posted by TyCobb (2023 posts) -

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

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#14 Posted by Hizang (9359 posts) -

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

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#15 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

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#16 Posted by supamon (1339 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

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#17 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5150 posts) -

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

Pigeons are actually just Pokémons and there are no baby Pokémons. Puzzle solved!

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#18 Posted by imhungry (555 posts) -

@supamon said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

Gaze upon the spawn of pure evil!

Those baby pigeons look nothing like pigeons. It's a government cover-up I tell you!

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#19 Posted by Hizang (9359 posts) -

@AlexanderSheen said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

Pigeons are actually just Pokémons and there are no baby Pokémons. Puzzle solved!

But there are baby Pokemon, all Pokemon come out of eggs.

One thing that bothered me though was that Cubone is wearing the skull of his dead mother, well then is Cubones Mother the evolved form of Cubone? But that can't be right because it's evolved form has a skull on its head too. So does that mean Cubones mother is a cubone without a skull on its head, if so does that mean that every single cubone killed its mother that has no skull on its head. That means there is a lot of cubones with no skulls running about.

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#20 Posted by Jimbo (10460 posts) -

'Pigeons' should always be misspelled as 'pidgeons'. They fucking hate that.

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#21 Posted by kristov_romanov (502 posts) -

@supamon said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hizang said:

@TyCobb said:

Anyone ever see a baby pigeon? I sure haven't. I am pretty sure Pigeons are just hell spawn that come out of random portals.

Wow my mind has blown, I've never seen a baby Pigeon before either.

...I've never thought about this until now.

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Pretty sure they are from Halo.

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#22 Posted by Phatmac (5928 posts) -

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLLOLLOLLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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#23 Posted by Supersoaker (86 posts) -

@kristov_romanov: This is true, they grow their shields in after aging for 5-8 months.

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#24 Posted by bartok (3018 posts) -

So in Cincinnati if you go to a Bengals game not only do you get to see some shitty football but there is a really good chance you will get shit on by the flock of pigeons that run rampant at Paul Brown Stadium.

Also what is up with the large number of pigeons with deformed feet? I can't be the only one that notices this.

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#25 Posted by StarvingGamer (11271 posts) -

@Hailinel said:

Humans. They are stupid creatures that love to eat and fuck.

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#26 Posted by shiptoncraig (152 posts) -

Yeah, I hate flying vermin too. Their species could disappear tomorrow and nothing would change.

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#27 Posted by mosespippy (4748 posts) -

I like pigeons. My grandpa used to have a pigeon roost. They are actually a type of dove.

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#28 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4714 posts) -

@ShadowKnight508 said:

@BabyChooChoo said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

You won't be laughing when they murder us all.

Dude, c'mon, be fucking serious here.

...it's the goddamn spiders we all need to worry about. Those assholes have been planning something for years and I'll be damned if I'm taken by surprise like the rest of you!

Agreed. The hordes of spiders are plotting something vile!

*Cough* I'm afraid that's already started...

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#29 Posted by BabyChooChoo (6406 posts) -

@MarkWahlberg said:

@ShadowKnight508 said:

@BabyChooChoo said:

@FluxWaveZ said:

You won't be laughing when they murder us all.

Dude, c'mon, be fucking serious here.

...it's the goddamn spiders we all need to worry about. Those assholes have been planning something for years and I'll be damned if I'm taken by surprise like the rest of you!

Agreed. The hordes of spiders are plotting something vile!

*Cough* I'm afraid that's already started...

Australia is a lost cause. We still have time to prepare. Besides, winter is coming up and surely they won't attack then...unless...wait...that's what they want us think. FUCK, SOMEONE CALL THE PRESIDENT

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