Pizza Huts The Edge: Meat reviewed

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Edited By teh_destroyer

  

  just order the damn pizza and give it a shot I give it a 4/5.
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#1  Edited By teh_destroyer

  

  just order the damn pizza and give it a shot I give it a 4/5.
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#2  Edited By TyphoonSwell

Nyai.....? Pizza is reviewed...? Pizza reviewers...? I want piiiizzzaaaa! *sob*

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#3  Edited By Suicrat

I like the concept of food reviews on these forums, really I do. But I don't know your taste in pizzas relative to other pizzas, so I don't know if your review actually corresponds in any way to my tastes.
 
Of course, the solution to this problem, good sir, is to review more pizzas!

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#4  Edited By dethfish

Mmmm...pizza sounds pretty good right about now. I don't know about a square pizza with no crust though. I like mine in triangles, it tastes better.

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#5  Edited By TyphoonSwell
@Suicrat: Suie! 
 
Suie is Ty's friend-person and is a whiz at thinking thoughts! I bet Suie knows how pizzas are made!
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#6  Edited By Suicrat
@TyphoonSwell: Of course I do. My mom wouldn't have let me move out without knowing :(
 
  @Dethfish77 said:

" Mmmm...pizza sounds pretty good right about now. I don't know about a square pizza with no crust though. I like mine in triangles, it tastes better. "

Dude! You have that condition! What's it called again?!
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#7  Edited By dethfish
@Suicrat: I don't know what it's called but now I'm scared.
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#8  Edited By Suicrat
@Dethfish77: Don't worry, Thom Yorke of Radiohead has it too, and he makes crazy-awesome music, and then proceeds to cyber-busk!  
 
 
("Busk" is not a dirty word, sad but true.)
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#9  Edited By TyphoonSwell
@Suicrat: Busk! Busk-husk-rus...k? Rusk? What is rusk?! Why are you talking about rusk....?
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#10  Edited By Suicrat

I'm not, you are. I swear.
 
By the way, does anybody know what the name of the condition I'm referring to is? It's where you perceive your senses in a disjointed manner (for instance, tasting shapes, or hearing colours)
 
Anybody?!

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#11  Edited By TyphoonSwell
@Suicrat: Triangles are yummy! .......Nyai.....? Hohoho!
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#12  Edited By Suicrat

That's what dethfish77 tells us

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@Suicrat: I think it's called Synesthesia. It definitely ends with a "thesia."
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#14  Edited By Suicrat
@JacobForrest: Don't we all?
(End with 'thesia', that is...)
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Naw. Don't fuck with my head.

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#17  Edited By Suicrat

Okay, but only because you asked nicely.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Boo!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sorry, won't happen again.
 
Also, spray-can grease? Doubleyouteeeff?

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#19  Edited By clubsandwich

I really don't know how I feel about this topic...

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@Meltbrain: I was responding to Suicrat. Just forgot the "reply" button.
 
That "can of something" would most likely be vegetable oil, which is of course harmless (unless you consume it straight from the can; I doubt that would be good). Speaking of fast food additives, I heard a rumour that McDonald's adds something to their hamburger meat that prevents you from throwing up upon consuming it.
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#22  Edited By crunchUK

Forget ordering, go to the buffet. Infinite, delicious greasiness.

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#24  Edited By JJWeatherman

I'm havin Pizza Schmizza tonight so you all can suck on that!

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#26  Edited By RetroIce4

I have never seen a pizza review before?! Lulz.

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#27  Edited By AgentofChaos

Lol meat reviews.

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#28  Edited By teh_destroyer
@RetroIce4 said:
" I have never seen a pizza review before?! Lulz. "
I am glad this is the first you have seen :P.
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#29  Edited By Suicrat
@teh_destroyer: You need to do more! You should review a pesto pizza next. Just to see your perspective on the opposite end of the pizza spectrum. Just know that if you ever endorse the use of raw tomatoes, pineapple, or chicken, I won't take your pizza criticism seriously.
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#30  Edited By satanas

more reviews! this will become something big.
i can feel it in my loins.

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#31  Edited By dethfish

Well, I had pizza hut for dinner tonight. I didn't have the edge but my mom wanted to try it so we ordered one of them too. 
 
And for the 2nd time now an attractive girl delivered the pizzas. God that's weird.

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#32  Edited By TwoOneFive
fuck this i live in Philly. There are decent pizza places on every corner and if we ever order from a decent chain, its probably Poppa Johns or Dominos because Pizza Hut tastes so fake. it always taste like premade shit.
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#33  Edited By RsistncE

I don't care what anyone says Pizza Hut is the most delicious pizza out there which is completely in agreement with how healthy it is.
 
Just to clarify: (1 / taste of food) = how healthy a food is

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#34  Edited By Vinchenzo

Yea... here's the thing. Let me bullet-point it for you. 
 

  • Pizza Hut is shit, and not just because it's a chain restaurant, but because the food sucks.
  • Eat at family-owned pizza places. Support real pizza.
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#35  Edited By Suicrat
@Vinchenzo said:
" Yea... here's the thing. Let me bullet-point it for you. 
 
  • Pizza Hut is shit, and not just because it's a chain restaurant, but because the food sucks.
  • Make your own pizza. Support real pizza.
"
Fixed.
 
I mean, really, it's not that hard. If you have a rolling pin, then there are endless possibilities.
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#36  Edited By Gunner

 Ok, coming from a guy who used to work at pizza hut, let me clear some things up. 
 
first. The "canned grease" You guys are talking about is food release... Think PAM only with flower in it. They dont spray it ON the pizza, just on the pan to keep it from sticking.  The only thing they spray on the pizza is garlic butter. And thats only for Stuffed Crust.
 
Second, the only thing that is pre-made is the dough, its frozen for storage, then thawed, then proofed. Its exactly the same as if you made it fresh. 
 
Third, pizza hut is only good if you go to a dine-in store. The delivery places focus on speed, the dine-in stores focus on quality.
 
 
also, the edge is just a thin crust pizza with the edges cut off and seasoning sprinkled on.

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#37  Edited By Xeiphyer

Ah! Pizza review is funny =P I love me some stuffed crust pizza from pizzahut! The sweetest trick ever is to google pizza hut coupon codes and set the date to the past month or so =P Then you can use coupon codes for cheaper pizza, I been using Y5 which is 2 large pizzas for $24.99 for like 8 months, With the stuffed crust its $30-32 which is good considering a large stuffed crust pizza is $24. =P Sweet! Glad they haven't caught on.

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#38  Edited By strangeling

I work at pizza hut. 
 
The only real difference between "the edge" meat lover's pizza and the regular (thin crust) meat lover's is the seasoning sprinkled on it. 
And, here anyway, it's a limited time thing, and its time is up this week. 
 
Next up is pan stuffed crust. 
 
Of the pizza chains I know, I prefer pizza hut over the rest of them (not including Papa Murphy's, since it's a "take-and-bake").  But there are definitely better pizza places out there.  Not here, where I'm currently living, but while I was in Iowa City, I loved the Wedge.  Check out their menu!

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#39  Edited By TheGremp

This man just rated some meat. 
 
I will forever be changed.

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#40  Edited By crunchUK
@RsistncE said:
" I don't care what anyone says Pizza Hut is the most delicious pizza out there which is completely in agreement with how healthy it is.  Just to clarify: (1 / taste of food) = how healthy a food is "
I think people are just hating on it just because it's popular. And surely delicious food is good for your emotional health?
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#41  Edited By teh_destroyer
@crunchUK said:
" @RsistncE said:
" I don't care what anyone says Pizza Hut is the most delicious pizza out there which is completely in agreement with how healthy it is.  Just to clarify: (1 / taste of food) = how healthy a food is "
I think people are just hating on it just because it's popular. And surely delicious food is good for your emotional health? "
I have a pizza hut that is literally like 2 miles down the street from where I live, thats why I usuall order from them.
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#42  Edited By woodtsunami

I'm a vegetarian...

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#43  Edited By gingertastic_10

Hm... A pizza review. This is innovative stuff. I want to try that now.

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#44  Edited By Scooper
@Woodtsunami said:
" I'm a vegetarian... "
=(
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#45  Edited By NathHaw

The Edge pizza was first released about ten years ago at Pizza Hut.  It was available for a limited time.  Now it's back, so it isn't really new.
 
The spray I think everyone is referencing is the butter flavored spray that is sprayed on the stuffed crust pizzas.  It's sprayed on the outer crust for flavor and shine.  It isn't used on all of the pizzas.  It's sprayed on the stuffed crust after the pizza comes out of the oven.
 
BTW, The Edge pizza was delicious back then.  I haven't tried it lately.  Pizza Hut changes it's ingredients and procedures from time to time, so something might be different than it used to be.
 
--2 time employee of Pizza Hut