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#1 Posted by Legion_ (1210 posts) -


#2 Edited by Legion_ (1210 posts) -

VS

You decide! And remember: No matter who wins, we lose.

#3 Posted by Aronman789 (2674 posts) -

Polar bears are cool and they're dying because of human causes, pandas are just idiots. Hey guys let's only eat one fucking plant! Can't go wrong at all.

#4 Posted by big_jon (5660 posts) -

In a fight? Polar bear hands down.

#5 Posted by DizzyMedal (398 posts) -

I'm not sure, they both look so cute...

I wish there was a 'Both' option :(

#6 Posted by Aetheldod (3344 posts) -

@DizzyMedal said:

I'm not sure, they both look so cute...

I wish there was a 'Both' option :(

Yeah Im having a hard time to decide D: ... I guess polar bear is cuter though

#7 Posted by ShadowConqueror (2997 posts) -

They're both delicious.

#8 Posted by Legion_ (1210 posts) -

@big_jon: Not a fight. Like... tea vs. coffee.

#9 Posted by Clonedzero (3747 posts) -

polar bear, duh.

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#10 Posted by villainy (511 posts) -

@Legion_: In a fight? Coffee would go all caffeine crazy and feel no pain, tea wouldn't stand a chance!

Also polar bears.

#11 Posted by RandomInternetUser (6788 posts) -

If we're talking cuteness factor then easily Pandas. Polar bears would wreck pandas in a fight, though.

#12 Posted by Legion_ (1210 posts) -

@Aetheldod: This guy says otherwise.

#13 Posted by HerbieBug (3856 posts) -

I am geographically obligated to vote for the home team here. Go polar bear. :)

#14 Posted by JoelTGM (5592 posts) -

I think polar bears are cooler. They're big and scary, and big scary animals have always had a tough time staying around for very long because they need so much territory to survive in. Pandas are cute and all, but I don't want to run out of scary animals on this planet. If I could bring back some species of massive carnivorous dinosaur, I would even though we'd be basically sacrificing that land for them.

#15 Posted by BBAlpert (1267 posts) -

@villainy said:

@Legion_: In a fight? Coffee would go all caffeine crazy and feel no pain, tea wouldn't stand a chance!

Also polar bears.

What if tea had a bat?

#16 Posted by notdavid (761 posts) -

I'm actually offended that pandas aren't winning.

#17 Posted by L44 (510 posts) -

Who has the knife and who the bat?

#18 Posted by DarthOrange (3498 posts) -

Polar Bears because Pandas are just plain stupid.

#19 Posted by MOAB (359 posts) -

pandas eery day

#20 Edited by Legion_ (1210 posts) -

@DarthOrange said:

Polar Bears because Pandas are just plain stupid.

That could be a pro-panda argument as well. Just saying.

Edit: You have a fantastic user name.

#21 Posted by Barrabas (323 posts) -

Does a Panda know how to enjoy an ice cold Coca-Cola? I think not. Polar Bear all the way.

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#22 Posted by Turambar (6489 posts) -

How are pandas not winning? You guys are assholes.

#23 Posted by Legion_ (1210 posts) -

@Barrabas: You'll hurt their feelings!

#24 Posted by DizzyMedal (398 posts) -

@notdavid said:

I'm actually offended that pandas aren't winning.

But it's okay, though. China don't care.

#25 Posted by TheSouthernDandy (3629 posts) -

Are we talking about a fight? A Polar Bear would tear a Panda apart. So Polar Bear.

Are we talking about an adorability contest? Well, the Panda would be lookin all super cute and adorable and the Polar Bear would come up from behind and shank that silly bitch then settle in for a meal. So Polar Bear.

If it's a math contest though, Panda Bear. You know what they say about asian bears and math.

#26 Posted by NegativeCero (2928 posts) -

I voted Panda assuming this is a contest of cuteness.

#27 Posted by mosespippy (3759 posts) -

@L44: Since polar bears hunt seals they are the ones with a bat (or rather, a hakapik).

#28 Posted by Zaccheus (1770 posts) -

Polar bears are much more cooler because they kill and eat seals. Fuck seals.

#29 Posted by ripelivejam (2819 posts) -

but polar bears eat penguins :'(

#30 Posted by Coafi (1433 posts) -
#31 Posted by big_jon (5660 posts) -

@Legion_ said:

@big_jon: Not a fight. Like... tea vs. coffee.

In that case... Coffee, hands down.

#32 Posted by ripelivejam (2819 posts) -

@Coafi said:

slowly learning to adjust........

#33 Posted by Legion_ (1210 posts) -

@Zaccheus said:

Polar bears are much more cooler because they kill and eat seals. Fuck seals.

#34 Posted by NegativeCero (2928 posts) -
@Zaccheus

Polar bears are much more cooler because they kill and eat seals. Fuck seals.

Why fuck seals?
#35 Posted by thebunnyhunter (1216 posts) -

@Barrabas: I was leaning panda but your argument for polar bears cant be ignored

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#36 Posted by laserbolts (5309 posts) -

Polar bear would disembowel the panda before it even knew what was going on. Then it would devour the panda.

#37 Posted by Metric_Outlaw (1169 posts) -

Believe it or not but scientists still debate if the panda is a bear or a raccoon.

Source: Bobby Hill

#38 Posted by Legion_ (1210 posts) -

@Metric_Outlaw said:

Believe it or not but scientists still debate if the panda is a bear or a raccoon.

Source: Bobby Hill

#39 Edited by mlarrabee (2761 posts) -

A polar bear will destroy you. Those things swipe at low-flying Piper Cubs.

And, anyway, pandas aren't bears which automatically makes them less fantastic than people imagine them.

#40 Edited by JackSukeru (5819 posts) -

@NegativeCero said:

I voted Panda assuming this is a contest of cuteness.

I voted Polar Bear assuming this was who would win in a fight.

But if this was a contest of cuteness I would still vote Polar Bear.

And that doesn't just go for Polar Bear cubs.

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#41 Posted by mrpandaman (836 posts) -

It's pretty obvious who I voted for.

#42 Posted by NTM (7035 posts) -
#43 Posted by ExplodeMode (852 posts) -

The one that has to hunt other animals to feed itself while being about 4 times larger, has shown very high levels of intelligence and still exists under improbable conditions.

vs

The one that sits around eating bamboo and can't figure out how to survive in a controlled environment with the best possible conditions and mating partner.

Put all pandas in the murder slingshot.

#44 Posted by TheSlothKing (326 posts) -

@Zaccheus said:

Polar bears are much more cooler because they kill and eat seals. Fuck seals.

#45 Posted by Mcfart (1429 posts) -

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#46 Posted by MariachiMacabre (6939 posts) -

Gotta vote for Pandas. Both are pretty awesome animals but Pandas are so much more adorable.

#47 Posted by A_Pretty_Panda (26 posts) -

not sure

#48 Posted by Aetheldod (3344 posts) -

@A_Pretty_Panda: Hey not fair ; you are biased ... I mean being a pretty panda and all >:3

#49 Posted by Demoskinos (13908 posts) -

Panda's know Kung-fu so... like game over polar bears.

#50 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (6375 posts) -

Pandas can be cute, I guess?