Post your stupid invention ideas

A device you hide under your clothes to smuggle water/soda/booze into events where you aren't allowed to bring in outside food (like concerts/movies/etc). Basically, it mimics a fat persons stomach and you wear it under your shirt. The exterior is some synthetic that has the same basic feel as human fat (in case you get patted down on the way in), but inside it's hollow so you can fill it with stuff. So many people are obese nowadays you'd blend right in! There would be tubes hooked up that you could fit down your sleeves, so any time you want a drink you just hold out your cup, twist the nipple knob, and enjoy your tasty beverage.

...or you could go to the bar during the intermission.

wait, you're NOT allowed to take booze into movies?

Me and a friend of mine talked about assembling key chains or pins that play the Achievement/Trophy Unlocked sound at the push of a button, and selling them on eBay.
Not seriously, though.
 
But people would by them.
 
I know I would.

An electric blanket for summer! It would work like a fridge, taking excess heat from you and depositing it elsewhere, like outside or something. It would go over the top of a light sheet.
 
Shut up about your aircon! It's a good idea! Kinda :P

Lasagna launcher.

" A device you hide under your clothes to smuggle water/soda/booze into events where you aren't allowed to bring in outside food (like concerts/movies/etc). Basically, it mimics a fat persons stomach and you wear it under your shirt. The exterior is some synthetic that has the same basic feel as human fat (in case you get patted down on the way in), but inside it's hollow so you can fill it with stuff. So many people are obese nowadays you'd blend right in! There would be tubes hooked up that you could fit down your sleeves, so any time you want a drink you just hold out your cup, twist the nipple knob, and enjoy your tasty beverage. "

... You mean, a flask? Much more practical for what your thinking about. 
 
Fits in the back of your pocket, fill it with any drink you want. I used to carry one around back when i was an alcoholic.

" Lasagna launcher. "

Something that changed your perception of taste, so everything you ate tasted good. That way you could eat healthy while still getting a desirable flavor.

" A device you hide under your clothes to smuggle water/soda/booze into events where you aren't allowed to bring in outside food (like concerts/movies/etc). Basically, it mimics a fat persons stomach and you wear it under your shirt. The exterior is some synthetic that has the same basic feel as human fat (in case you get patted down on the way in), but inside it's hollow so you can fill it with stuff. So many people are obese nowadays you'd blend right in! There would be tubes hooked up that you could fit down your sleeves, so any time you want a drink you just hold out your cup, twist the nipple knob, and enjoy your tasty beverage. "

Not quite a stupid invention... but I had an idea for a lasagna sandwich when I was younger. Substitute the bread for two super thick slices of bread and then throw in all the lasagna ingredients in the middle. Sounds gross now... but at the time I thought it was genius.

"Something that changed your perception of taste, so everything you ate tasted good. That way you could eat healthy while still getting a desirable flavor. "

The knifork, a knife and a fork combined so starving children can eat steak. I submitted this genius idea to Google for a contest they had a while ago, but shockingly I didn't win. I think it was rigged.

The nose picker - a cotton ball with a sticky substance!  Saves you all the energy of blowing your nose, and adds in the fun of something like cleaning your ears!  WOOOOO!

motorized propellor that attaches to baseball caps, thereby turning them into motorized beanies.

A telescope on a spaceship that can travel faster than light. Send it far off into space with its sights set on earth and we can see earth go backwards in time til the creation, and when we see no god creating the heaven and the earth. Let's take every religious person and throw them off a cliff and rejoice, mate and create a new master race of impeccable specimen.

The internet. 

Goldfish type hamster ball! This was actually my brothers idea one silly discussion night but it really made me laugh. Like a hamster ball, but for goldfish! Could go swimming all through your house!

A yo-yo... that's also a battery charger! It would harness the angular momentum to charge up a battery pack inside, with a miniUSB port for connection. Imagine a utopia where everyone is playing with yo-yos all the time...

Cereal flavored milk. Comes in all your favorite cereal flavors. Just think about drinking milk flavored like the milk you still have in your bowl after eating cinnamon toast crunch or something.

" Cereal flavored milk. Comes in all your favorite cereal flavors. Just think about drinking milk flavored like the milk you still have in your bowl after eating cinnamon toast crunch or something. "

A website about about videogames, that has a database that generally isn't is good as wikipedia, but you get points bro!

Freezethrower 
Sex Robot 
Autogyro 
Motion Controls 
 
... I don't even know where I'm going with this.

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Funny story, I recently hit my head on a toliet and thought up an invention called the flux capacitor.

" @Osaladin said:

" Cereal flavored milk. Comes in all your favorite cereal flavors. Just think about drinking milk flavored like the milk you still have in your bowl after eating cinnamon toast crunch or something. "

SOLD!! "

• Biometric ID lock and ignition control for luxury cars. Never worry about locking your keys in again.
• A car alarms that integrates cameras on the car, and your Smart phone or computer. When it goes off, it calls you, or emails you. You log on, examine what is happening to your car through the cameras, and FUCKING TURN IT OFF! 'Casue hey, who hasn't wanted to murder someone over a car alarm at 3AM before?
• A modification of TRAP/Swords that features a purpose-built weapon system that maximizes rapid-precision and firepower;  instead of something juryrigged into it. Possible smartphone integration as well.
  
• A Kinect program that would teach Sign Language.

" @AjayRaz said:

" @Osaladin said:

" Cereal flavored milk. Comes in all your favorite cereal flavors. Just think about drinking milk flavored like the milk you still have in your bowl after eating cinnamon toast crunch or something. "

SOLD!! "

I've had this idea for like 10 years. I wish it was real, I'd totally buy it. "

" Cereal flavored milk. Comes in all your favorite cereal flavors. Just think about drinking milk flavored like the milk you still have in your bowl after eating cinnamon toast crunch or something. "

" Goldfish type hamster ball! This was actually my brothers idea one silly discussion night but it really made me laugh. Like a hamster ball, but for goldfish! Could go swimming all through your house! "

" Goldfish type hamster ball! This was actually my brothers idea one silly discussion night but it really made me laugh. Like a hamster ball, but for goldfish! Could go swimming all through your house! "

" @Erzs said:

" Goldfish type hamster ball! This was actually my brothers idea one silly discussion night but it really made me laugh. Like a hamster ball, but for goldfish! Could go swimming all through your house! "

This is the "Stupid Invention Ideas" thread. Why don't you take that noise to the "Awesome Invention Ideas" thread. Poser. "

"A Kinect program that would teach Sign Language. "

I wouldn't say STUPID invention but what about a death ray cannon installed in your chest, I think you can come up with thousands of reasons for that

I still want USB memory under my skin. Why hasn't anyone made this possible yet?

" how about a reverse microwave "

I got this idea for a cure for cancer.... all I'd need is the cure and then I can sell it.  Pretty simple.

" how about a reverse microwave "

A universal remote that will cater for all damn TVs/DVDs/Surround etc. None of that shit where it won't connect 

" Something that changed your perception of taste, so everything you ate tasted good. That way you could eat healthy while still getting a desirable flavor. "

Kitchen items, such as a mini kettle, and toaster, you can plug into USB ports.
A spoon that you attach to a pan and it stirs it for you.